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one more from me too. I think it would be great to see how many skydivers actually respond to this thread. Everytime some one needs some help, there are 10,000 registered users on the site, who are potentially ready to lend a hand. Glad I could help and great pic "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

Well Lets see there are so many things that are unique 1)in my right eye I have a little dot that looks like another retina. nThe doctors say that they have never seen anything like it before 2)I don't like to eat fish at all unless it is caught by me 3)I can spend hours by myself and be entertained 4)I can read a whole book and understand it in a day or less 5)I have a magnetic personality that suits me well in office politics and life in general 6)I canot seem to get full off of calimari (squid) 7)I am supersensitive to light and can see unusually well in the dark 8)I was the smallest person on the high jump team yet had the best vertical 9)I love everything "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

I like the new purple ones. I have yet to aet one but the color is pretty cool. PS. here is canada we voted for the pink ones to be the new color "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

who is the new compnay doing the hosting? "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

By the way movie is Fast and the furious "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

OK, I got this off of vwvortex.com who got it off beretta.net and they got it off of alltrac.net, and they got it off celica.net, but I think its hilarious, and I liked the movie, so for thoes of you who didnt like the flick, you should find this extra funny: I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!! AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP! What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, a 6 dollar burger! You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!! Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What's your time? I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me. My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave. It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger. Bull sh!t ### hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here! Look at you, your granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!! Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE. You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch! Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun! When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours? Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain. They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!! I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine. Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, make I take your order?" Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything." Pop the bun. Pop the bun? No @#%$! A BKBroiler! This will decimate all... that is one hell of a way to spend $.10 Bryan-He was in MY shake! Dom - Now I'm in your shake! All the descriptions were the same. 3 black angus beef patties, precision-placed pickles, mushimoto mayonaisse. I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they? Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important. Dom: Whaddya got there? Brian: This is your Burger Dom: My Burger? I said a Quarter Pounder with Cheese not a Filet-O-Fish Brian: No faith. Dom: Oh I have faith in you but this isn't Jimmy's Fish Shack, this is McDonalds. Brian: Lift the bun Dom: Lift the bun? Brian: Lift the bun! Jesse: Double Filet-O-Fish Royale, no ####! Brian: What did I tell you? Dom: I retract my previous statement Jesse: This Filet-O-Fish will decimate all AFTER you put a super sized fry on the side, add a couple of tarter sauces or more, if we have to, import one of those vanilla cokes from Sonic. Dom: Put it on my tab, I used to be the Assistant Manager there. I gotta get you eating again so I can put some meat on your ###. There's a buffet at Chuck-O-Rama next week and that's where you'll do it. And another thing, when you're not working at McDonalds, you'll be working here. If you can't find the fries in this place Mr. Arizona, you don't belong near a burger joint. Mia: OT Ownz you now! ---- Tran: Go have him fetch my Bigmac Dom: Fetch your Bigmac? We're not in McDonalds anymore, you better watch who you talk to like that. _________________ "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

Mine wouls have to be Phoo. I am curious, good natured and sometimes get into trouble "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

Actually this might sound kinda wierd but, the first time for me was just off student status when I was doing a Hop&Pop. I felt that I didn't have enough time to react to the "what might happen" situation. I'm over that now though "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

I totaly hear you, that is why I just wanna pull some funny pranks like the power bar scenario. Things that won't cause any harm but would be memorable "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

I just found out that these 2 guys here at work we'll call them "Larry' and "Moe" just got 2 weeks off with pay because they got into a fist fight at work and are pending diciplinary action. They are quitting at the end of the 2 weeks! I wish I had thought of that 2 weeks ago. P.S. Where to I get foam Penuts to fill a cubicle? "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

It depends on the version of WIN All But 95 and 2K use this Start>Run>MSconfig go to the startup tab and remove the program from the list. Click OK and when the computer restarts choose to not show this message again. FOR 95 and 2K Use this Start>Run>REGEDIT HKEY LOCAL MACHINE SOFTWARE MICROSOFT WINDOWS CURRENT VERSION RUN on the right hand side remove the program "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

I have an IP address powerbar here today and think it would be pretty funny to check the redundancy of the UPS. I think when the DB admin comes in I will keep cycling the power on and off till he goes crazy. PS I like the voice mail idea "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

Tommorow is my last day at my awful job here so i'm taking it pretty lax today. I was wondering what sorta things you would do on your last day in a tech enviornment. I'm hoping this thread will recieve both creative and inspirational ideas "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

Just learning about my fellow divers, which I might say is pretty cool when you take into account that everyone here is pretty close and has never seen each other. Just me "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

No I don't think it does matter I was just curious. It does to me but that is only becuse of purely personal resons and to much time in the shower. Sorry I forgot this wasn' that type of thread "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

this is not a sick post in any ways for those who have a sick mind. I was just wondering when you wear your necklaces which way does your closing pin curve. Mine has to curve to the left or I feel jinxed. Just wondering if anyone else feel this way or if it just me "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

Saturday August 19th 2001. What a great day "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

Anna Korna-Cova has much larger breasts than that pic is giving her credit for Whoever said comming down from a high was bad, never tried this. Peter

HAHA at first I thought it was some sort of joke then I thought it through and realised "that poor sheep". Whoever said comming down from a high was bad, never tried this. Peter

After trying on the Neumans at sport mart the other day the only question I was left with is how well will they hold up in the cold. Yes they have great grip and they have great flexibility ( I mean really good on both fronts here ) I am still worried that -10 at alt might leave me a little cold. Great gloves on the whole. I like the full palm tackified grip that leaves me conforted on the fact that by brushing up again the pull cord the grip is enough to dislodge it and cause it come out and make the pull. Whoever said comming down from a high was bad, never tried this. Peter

I stay logged in while i'm at work but only really spend maybe an hour total on here a day and even less on the end while I am away jumping. Whoever said comming down from a high was bad, never tried this. Peter

I went to sport mart yesterday and they actually had a pair of tackified gloves there in sale for 45 CND. After trying these on I fll in love instantly. I will have to try on more gloves before I commit to buying something but these babies I was looking at had these little grips on the finger that would make it realy easy to grab abd pull. Whoever said comming down from a high was bad, never tried this. Peter

I've heard stories like this time and again but when they happen at your DZ they are that much better. I'm sure you guys have some funny stories to tell. Forgive me I am new and don't have to many Whoever said comming down from a high was bad, never tried this. Peter

James. I think I remember eating lunch with him at grumpies but I cannot confirm this it was a fairly large froup of us. PM me so we can chat james Whoever said comming down from a high was bad, never tried this. Peter

De Ja Vu is usually a glitch in the matrix. It happens when they change something. Whoever said comming down from a high was bad, never tried this. Peter