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  1. Cornholio
    I'm only bringing a swimsuit if there's a pool - with WATER, or a lake nearby. :) I'll be arriving earlier than expected - prob around 3pm tomorrow just in time to do a couple jumps before making camp. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    Make as much as you want - it will still be gone in the first night...er first hour. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    Dude, get a cat and GET VIDEO of the carnage. I look forward to seeing it tomorrow. :) Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    Happy Happy Birthday Rosa!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    BikerBabe (Andi) brianfry713 (Brian) Cashmanimal (Alex) Cornholio (Matt) diablopilot (JP) dse (Spot) Feeblemind (Phil) flyangel1 (Mary) Flygirl1 (Leah) Fozz (John) Grannyinthesky (Pat) headoverheels (Gary) jamiem (Jamie) longwaytofall (Micah) McBeth (Beth) Monkeyboy (Sean) mswallin13 (Matt) NWflyer (Krisanne) siddacious sivaganesha (David) skybytch (lisa) some guy named mike (Mike) tallguy (Tall Guy) Vanillaskygirl (Rosa) vegasjoe (Joe) wmw999 (Wendy) I plan on driving up Thursday night after work and staying til Sunday mid-day. Although unlike the year I did 17 jumps in one day, this boogie is going to be about relaxing and chillin. Hey we got enough dz.commers we should think about doing some organized jumps - maybe beat the current record? Oh and yay! Rosa's coming! I haven't seen you in ages! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    Don't forget the laptop cable lock for the laptop. My Sisters laptop was stolen from her dorm room within the first month of being there. All it takes is 10 secs for someone to notice the door unlocked/open and snatch laptop and whatever else is lying around. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    It depends on what your version of "handle" means. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    What's criminal is the percentage he posted. I think it's closer to 75% myself. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    Nope. Sorry, but I am the total TKer. Watch... Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    Ditto what Tom said. But I want to add one thing. Unless the insurance policy said "Death from skydiving caused by impacting the earth" then you have no case and an autopsy won't help you here. Skydiving death is a skydiving death whether it happened between getting on the plane and before he hit the ground, or the result of hitting the ground. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    You've never owned a dog before, have you? My two dogs pleasure themselves every day, although they make me think they're just cleaning themselves. Who do they think they're fooling!?!? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    Not sure where to post this, but thought others could relate. I was looking for some chat logs from someone else and ran across this little tidbit... God, it's the truth. Cornholio: Hey post a "come get free sex in the pub" thread, then come join me. :) shannon_dean: lol shannon_dean: can't right now Cornholio: bummer :( Cornholio: I miss you!!! :) shannon_dean: awe babe! I'm swamped right this second Cornholio: You know that the pub revolves around you right ? If you're not there people think it's boring... hehe Cornholio: sure..come when you can. shannon_dean: lol shannon_dean: riiight Cornholio: sure, you watch... I'll post a thread about the pub and count the people, then you post one and watch everyone flock in. LOL Yup, I still miss you. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    The man puts on his robe and wizard hat, then casts level 3 Eroticism. The girls turn into real beautiful women. He meditates to regain his mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. He spends his mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness. He then steal their soul and casts Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000. Their bodies explode into a fine bloody mist, because the girls are only Level 2 Druids. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    As depressing as it sounds, I'm actually glad that it turned out the way it did with the reigns coming back to HH and the site not getting shut down. It;s unfortunate that we lost J however in the process. I wish him all the best in finding a great new opportunity that he rightly deserves. There used to be an option on here back when the site started selling shirts that we could "buy a case" or "buy a jump ticket" for the owners of the site, namely Sangiro. I would welcome the return of said "donation" and gladly contribute what I can and when I can to help out. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    Sweet!! According to the chart at exit wt 235 (don't laugh) and 500+ jumps, I should be jumping between a 150 and 139. Kidding aside, I'm very happy with my 190 and have no plans to downsize anytime soon. However, much thanks Brian for putting that together. That should help a lot in helping the young (and stupid) from jumping a canopy that's too small for them. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    Here's a good example. Ever try to grab a chainsaw blade while the chain was still spinning? No? I did. Total accident as I thought the chain was done spinning and I touched it with my free hand while I was trying to keep balance on a ladder. First thing - wash it up. Second, take a pic!! Then consider going to ER. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    I'm disappointed in you Billy. You know the rules: 1. Immediately after injury find nearest camera and take pictures of said injury. 2. Seek medical attention if it can't be fixed by yourself. 3. Take post-op pictures and post them all to the intarwebs. EPIC FAIL!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    I've known Jimmy for 15 yrs There's a few of us on here, but I'll let them announce themselves. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    I don't have a diary, but I have been known to keep journal entries during some of life's more memorable and unforgettable moments over the last 15 years. It's interesting to go back and read what kinds of shit I was going through back in the day and also some of the good times. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    Don't forget a bottle of Head and Shoulders! I hear it has multiple uses. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    Long story, but the short version is: Started off as a one night stand based on a bet with friends that we couldn't sleep with each other. Neither of us knew there was a bet until many years later. About 16 years later, 2 years married, and a 1yr old son, we're still together. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    Dude, you obviously haven't ever watched Wowowee on TFC. Many many almost-naked girls running around and dancing. With the in-laws staying with us for the last couple months, this is on almost every day. Nothing but TnA, my friend. I think that's why my father-in-law watches it, not for the game show part. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    That's about the funniest thing I've seen this year! Thanks for the laugh. FUCKING NARWHALS FTW!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    I'm not sure where I got this pic OR even if I took it, but probably it's someone I ran into at a boogie about 5 years back. The pic should easily identify the jumper. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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    Yup, I'd hit it. Definitely! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump