Cornholio

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  1. Ok, thanks for clearing that up. I was not sure, so I asked. :)
  2. I thought you were not allowed to pack your main and your reserve yourself.. ?? Something about a sucide wish/plan, or something along those lines. Any truth to that ?
  3. I was thinking of posting this, but not sure what to say about it other than.. OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT !!!!!!!!! That was my first jump and first tandem on Superbowl Sunday 2002.
  4. Aww that sucks... I spent about a good 10 hours overall reading back posts, but did not see that one. One good thing is that since I am not first at posting it, I don't owe ... LOL
  5. http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britney_breasts.asp Here's my pre-second attempt at starting a boobies thread.... -Matt
  6. Yup, I had it too.. Did the whole Ritalin and Dexadrine thing for several years. It really fucked up my drug using days though... the first time I did crank, I fell asleep. The second time, I fell asleep. It didn't start kicking in until the 3rd or fourth time. Btw- I haven't touched the shit in almost a decade...but I can definitely relate to the ADD syndrome... - Matt
  7. How about taking lots of acid and then calling your mom to come pick you up and you end up telling her that you' re fried like KFC.... Yeah, that was pretty f'd up...
  8. Right on!! So, the "cases owed" is that cases owed to me , or cases I owe to other people ?
  9. Is this for real or you just playing along with my answer ?
  10. Ok...newbie question coming... Can someone explain the numbers to me ?? Is it something like this : # of jumps: # of good landings: # of boobies shown
  11. Did someone ask for a post whore ??
  12. Hey don't let this thread die... I LOVE BOOOOOBIES TOO!!!
  13. hmmm... How far is Escondido from Parris ?? I have some friends that live there.... maybe when I get my A license, I can visit Parris on my next trip down there.
  14. As far as I know, it's open year round. I believe it's closed on Mon and Tues. Correct me if I'm wrong. Bay Area Skydiving - Byron, CA
  15. After only jumping twice, and having both of them open around 5500- 4500, I feel pretty comfortable with that altitude. I hear that more experienced divers like to open around 2500-3000 and that scares the shit out of me... I would rather open higher (at least 4k) and then have time to mess around and enjoy the ride, or spend the time dealing with mals (should they happen to rear their ugly head.) Maybe over time that will change. Did you guys/gals feel the same way when you started jumping, and then gradually start to open lower and lower... And right now, I like being under canopy much better than freefall, but I think it's just that fear thing that is keeping me from enjoying to it's fullest until my canopy opens.
  16. Not as addictive as those crazy fuckers that hang outside moving airplanes like monkeys....
  17. Hollister, King City - whatever.. you know what I mean. it's 1AM ?? Damn, that's early... I am usually up til 2 or later...
  18. Spelunking means to go cave diving... Ever been to the Pinnacles in Hollister, CA ?? Lots of spellunkers (sp) there....
  19. Me Too, Me Too Chalk one up on the board for another non-drinker.
  20. BTW, Jessica... Been reading your stories on your home page... I love this part - " Then a bunch of crazy fuckers climbed around on the outside of the plane, hanging there like monkeys " Yeah, I can relate to that...
  21. How am I doing, Anne ?? Am I doing this whoring thing right? Gosh, that reminds me of that movie, Duece Bigalo... "manwhore" LOL That is such a great term... "manwhore" Say it with me now... "MANWHORE" !!!
  22. Damnit... I could have stretched that last one out to three posts...
  23. the only way I am going to do that is to post and read...post and read...post and read...
  24. and I want to be known.. and get off this damn newbie status...