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  1. theonlyski
    bwahahahah! i was wondering how long it would take for somebody to out her ruse! Well, I did live with her for a few weeks. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    nope! tho I'll be honest, wish I had thought of it Now that is a classic nipple shot. Hey normiss, there is a nipple under that finger. Lmao My guess is mcswervy. Nice try Deedy... Blame the girl that's not here when we know it was you. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    In my defense, she started it!! That's what all stalkers say Don't make me come over there! BTW, didn't we have a talk about you talking shit about your rigger, especially when your repack is due? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    In my defense, she started it!! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Death or serious injury can occur at 25 g's. If you had a ~75 g opening, you'd be lucky to be alive and able to move IMO. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Pretty sure twardo posted this a few weeks back, but I think it's worthy of another. I'm surprised to see it on NASA's website though! (I've only been to ~10 of those places) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    DING DING DING!!!! we have a winner!!!!!
  8. theonlyski

    Sunset

    theonlyski replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire

    Very nice! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    I wrote a program that imports all of my media, sets up all the folder structure on my 2TB hard drive and places the media there, the Vegas template goes in there and it even opens the vegas file for that video. I got tired of deleting the sfk files, so I just added a hotkey combo for that, at the end of the day/weekend I just run it and delete them. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Deedy. (Dsquared431) +1 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    She don't come to this side of the freeway unless she needs some rigging work done. She's too busy being a crazy cat lady these days! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    I'd like to say it was Jay, but I know it's not... Saw it on fb not too long ago, but don't remember who. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    +1 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Well, that's the idea! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    Of course he was out of control!!! If someone was in control and trying to deploy a reserve, why would they be on their back? Cause they want to watch that $60 pack job come out and open! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    That wasn't me, that rig isn't Skyhook equipped, RSL deployment. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWHFKAQqeSI Turned out well, but still scary stuff. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    I would go to a different DZ if it offended me that much. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    It's a bad idea to spray your container with anything that hasn't been tested for use with them. It's also a horrible idea to put anything on/in your rig while the canopies are in it/attached to it. Depending where/what the stain is, there may be reasonable ideas for cleaning spots, but I'm not going to go into them via the internet. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    If the moisture is on the inside of the camera (between the lens and the sensor) then all of the UV filters in the world won't help. You need to make sure that INSIDE the camera is dry. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    I think that's probably moisture that is inside the camera, easy way to fix it for me was to put the cameras out in the sun at the beginning of the day, let it warm up. Also, I assemble the lens to the camera when it's dry out, if you do it when its humid out, you're just asking for this. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    A hit would be a near miss They nearly hit. /georgecarlin "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    IMO, that shouldn't be a deciding factor unless everyone you train is going to be rigging solely out of that dz for the duration of their ticket. ETA: Wait, don't you Canuks have different rating systems? I seem to recall sport, one pin, 2 pin, PEP, ram-air/round? If that's the case, and they're getting sport rated, then maybe I could see not teaching round packing... however, if they're trying for an FAA cert, they should know it as well. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Rob, I think all of the above would be 'must know', the good news is most of that is pretty short to teach, tacking a cable housing, changing AAD batteries and such. I believe that ALL riggers should be able to do all of the above, as most of it is well within the FAA Sr Rigger Certificate. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Just from my POV: TI could've had more positive legs, there were times where the students legs were further out than his, the TI also basically had his legs on top of the student for a bit putting his legs in areas of little use. Had that student not kept his legs where they were, that could've gotten a little interesting before he fixed it. No full handles check that I'm used to seeing/trained to do. I saw a main handle check, then what looked like was going to be a cutaway check when they started to turn, he stopped it and stopped his handle check with it. I think if he had been able to use his legs to counter the turn, he could've finished his handles check. Instructors body position right at deployment doesn't look like it's setting him up for success. I really don't wanna get started on the video guy.. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message