theonlyski

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  1. She wouldn't let me... I tried. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. Might help if you tell us where you are and what you need done. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. Now that the crowd has died down, I suppose I can go watch it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. Hey guys, working on getting my NA and hopefully start working on the NP after that... Got a few routers in my HOME lab, looking for interesting ways of setting them up that would get me in the 'know'. My home lab consists of: 3x 2950 switches, 24 port 3x 2611 routers, 2 of which have serial WIC's (60 pin), all 3 have 2 ethernet ports 3x 2501 routers, all have 2 serial ports (60 pin) 6x 1760 routers, all have one 2 port serial WIC (HP26) 4x 2620 routers, all have one FE and a 2 port serial WIC (HP26) 1x 2621 router, same as the 2620 So, if it were your home lab, what would you work on and how would you wire it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. The suit was designed for BASE, not for skydiving. No need for handles on a BASE rig. It's pretty stupid to do but there's always 'that guy'. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I think the nut head part is pretty great. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. He said he tried it with the switch not plugged in. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. merely a flesh wound "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. Here's a snap of the wound. I think I could've talked them into amputating it. The thought of getting her Baker acted was crossing my mind too. What can I say? I was bored there waiting on her. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. http://www.newser.com/article/da08160o2/parachutist-fearless-felix-jumps-from-18-miles-sets-personal-best-in-test-for-record-attempt.html "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. I hear the special effects were breath taking. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. Maybe they just don't want to have to post that they had a bad spot and he's landing in Russia "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. Consider the possibility that losing your goggles may have made you very nervous and caused most of your problems. +1 My AFF1 the goggles weren't very snug, they flew up and the bottom edge of them lined perfectly up with my eyeball, so I couldn't really see a damn thing. Made the jump a LOT worse. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. I completely agree for this person. I've known people who should never have anything sharper than a bowling pin. She's cut herself with a spoon... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. ummm it's my best friend's fiance... so no They're going to play doctor and Jo is going to play nurse. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. how do you expect your instructor to check if the reserve loop is properly routed through the cutter ? In most cases you simply can not do that.... Pop it, check it (depending on the rig it may still be in the cutter), close it and seal it. That'll never happen and honestly, I'm glad... more hands in the pot = more chances for errors. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. "When in doubt, whip it out" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. Been there, done that. We were doing ruck marches every week or so for PT in the morning. We started off small, ~10 k with ~35lbs or so... Then we moved up about 2 times a month, 12, 15, 18, 20, 25k. Then the boss decided he wanted to do a 40k but made it voluntary, I got thru the first 20 with no problems, got some water and started the trek back (20 out, 20 back, navigating the woods)... I'd say about half way back my knee locked up on me. Never had that issue before that day, it just decided to say "fuck it". At least I didn't catch too much crap for it because less than half the guys even attempted it. Fast forward a ~year and we got a new battalion commander that was by all counts bat shit crazy, but a hell of a leader. He decided we should do a long ruck. I completed the 81k (that's 50 fucking miles) in just about 16 hours. Only issue besides a lot of water weight gone, my feet were fucked up for a couple weeks from blisters and whatnot. Sometimes the body just says "fuck it". "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. HA! Suck it ski, I had to work most of the weekend So did I! Yea but what about the 5 days before the weekend Oh, now you wanna get technical? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. How so? What CFR states that you can't have your handles covered by clothing? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. The boiling point of Dichlorodifluoromethane is -29.8° C. Back in the good ol days where the ozone wasn't a big deal. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. She was being a sissy, they just barely gave her one stitch for it, and that was after about 30 mins of trying to decide if they wanted to take another $90 from her. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. I completely agree for this person. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. HA! Suck it ski, I had to work most of the weekend So did I! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. Having trouble cutting the cheese? Got a call from another dz.commer saying they sliced their hand open and needed me to drive them to urgent care. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message