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  1. theonlyski
    Honestly I'm not surprised. I also wouldn't be shocked if they had to answer for THIS "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Hit me up on Skype. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    hahaha i saw on creeper book. Mine was broken and was taken apart less than yours! Did he get it all back together? It needs more power!
  5. theonlyski
    Not quite "simply" enough.
  6. theonlyski
    With what features? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Hide the pets in the dryer. I'm pretty sure they'll need to look there and to everyone else, it's electric. I want to see if I (or probably ski) can fix it Well, can you (or ski) fix it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Well, I'm sure if the 'morning after pill' is needed, you're probably sending him the wrong messages. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    I don't really recall my 100th. Just another fun jump.
  10. theonlyski
    It's a shorter walk from the parking lot than from our landing area. So maybe not THAT often. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    I use 16gb on mine with no issues. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Nothin says "I love you" quite like an order to cease and desist. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Just curious, isn't it illegal to put those blue/purple tinted headlights in the cars and even straight up blue blinkers up front? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Why is your parking brake engaged at 36mph? Also, not the best idea to take pictures while driving. That shit is dangerous! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    http://callhim.virtbox.ru/schild.swf?namee=Shah "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Sure, even though the MVI stickers are serialized and searchable... And you check them all, every time? FWIW, I only failed the test once, it was right after I did some work on the truck that warranted disconnecting the battery. I hooked it back up and went to go get tested, failed. Drove the truck around for a day, went back and passed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    They average around $150 in Texas with court costs. Some places lower, some places higher. Contrary to what many believe, just because you receive a citation for an expired MVI it does not preclude you from receiving more. There is no magic number or "get out of jail free card." Oh and the sticker design changes every year, so it is super easy to see. Regardless, I know some motor cops who can read the MVI and registration dates on stickers coming at them with both vehicles closing at 60mph. If you want a shock, look up the violation on tampering with the MVI sticker, it's not a ticket offense! Anyways, good luck, you've had that truck just about as long as you had your previous Racer. He could always 'buy' a MVI for his truck. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    +1 I'd put money on it being a bad sensor or a shorted wire going to the sensors. See if you can find out if the code says which sensor is acting up and check the wiring. Shorted wiring can be a pain in the ass to find/fix though. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    But they're either locked or deleted! Happy Birthday DEEDY! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Figure out what you want to do before you start coding it. Its SIGNIFICANTLY easier than trying to add/remove features post creation. Sometimes the hardest part about coding is you have to figure out what you want the program to do, usually the 'making it happen' part is pretty straight forward. (atleast until the debugging comes out ) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    That irritated me pretty much every time, along with NCO's in the Army saying "CPT xxx told me to get this done, I don't agree with it, but we gotta do it anyways." It doesn't matter who's idea it was or how good an idea it is, it's gotta get done, get it done. I also hated whenever the project prime contractor (my counterpart) would come out and say "We need to get this fixed" then he would disappear and later, would ask how "We" are coming along with it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    I love doing camera work (tandem videos usually). There's never time to get your head out of the game being an instructor either. Those are my most fun jumps sometimes! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Was it one deployment bag or two? (or two sewn together?) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    As they're choking and saying "No, its *cough* fine..." I typically have them stand on my feet while I fix the laterals and just about every time I've loosened the chest strap. Perhaps I'm putting it too tightly on them during gear up? Had a TI with 13000+ jumps meeting the plane today, so I geared his student up in a Strong harness (I'm a SIGMA guy). Had the S&TA (Strong TI) check out the fit because it is a different harness and he said it looked good. TI came back and asked if it was my SIGMA harness cause it 'fits nicer' than the Strong ones. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    How'd he snag it going from a legstrap grip to a wrist?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message