theonlyski

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  1. I think part of it is lazy packing (not fully pulling the kill line back into the slider, leaving an inch or two exposed) and part gear (think of the tabs that PD used to use vs the straight line that they use now). I actually just pointed out this possibility to a jumper at my dz as she was packing, she's got a D and TI rating, but had never thought of it and never bothered pulling the kill line all the way back into the channel to hide the tabs. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. I'm not endorsed for tail-draggers yet either. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. Fuckin-a this instrument stuff is difficult. Where's that dunce cap at these days? You can buy darn near anything on Amazon I better learn cause if I don't, I'll need a bigger plane to wear the hat in! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. Fuckin-a this instrument stuff is difficult. Where's that dunce cap at these days? Once you've embraced IFR flying VFR will seem difficult and foolish. It's a lot easier than it's made out to be during training, just think of everything as a simple to do list. One of my buddies (an Air Force pilot) said he would probably feel really nervous on a VFR flight with no flight plan. Guess it goes both ways! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. Fuckin-a this instrument stuff is difficult. Where's that dunce cap at these days? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. Hmm, apparently it does blend. Must be a BlendTec. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. Highly doubtful that you can just splice a longer leg strap on by cutting off the short one and sewing the longer one on. There's a failure point you're introducing that hasn't been tested. If the harness has hip rings, you can build new leg straps pretty easily, if it's a conventional harness, not so much. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. TPA approach usually just tells our pilot to ident, maintain VFR and will give us a traffic alert if needed. 2 minute call gets announced and then in the descent, they will keep quiet unless there's an airplane in the area of our descent. Depending on their workload, they might drop us right after the jumpers away call, or they might hang on till the plane is descending thru 5k-ish. I actually think it's more work managing a plane shooting an ILS at one of the airports in the area than it is for a jump plane. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. At the very minimum, it should have the rig's pack data card. Nothing else should be expected unless you've been told to expect it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. Ah crap, hope that bug isn't back! What browser and operating system are you on? Was it ALL of the posts, including forums you don't read? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. Facebook http://www.facebook.com/shitpilotssay?ref=stream&hc_location=stream "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. Awesome airport name! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. Well, what kind of camera is it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=search_results&search_forum=all&search_string=paper%20asshole&sb=score&mh=25 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. I've seen it too... Time to replace the MLW. Hopefully it's an articulated (hip and chest rings) harness. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. Test, test. What do you mean? Something like this. It seems to be working fine for me, is there a post that I can go look at in another thread? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. Trial and error. You can have a friend spot the camera and tell you exactly where it's pointed (I like to zoom the camera all the way in to identify the center). Put the helmet on, tighten it to normal. have a friend point the camera to a prominent object that's the approximate distance as the objects you want to film, take note of that location and start taping on the helmet. Usually you see the paper asshole though. they're a dime for a million and easily adjustable. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. Test, test. What do you mean? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. Yep, and I'll be ready for the next evolution. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. One of the old farts that I jump with wears ear plugs on every jump. He can still hear. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. If I was, I might actually have time to pack your damn Dolphin. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. Problem solved. He all but apologized for trying to hang me out to dry. He was shocked at the level and detail of logs that I pulled proving it wasn't my doing. "It won't happen again" He was also asking why I had to reverse it on him and put his ass in the sling he set up for me. Sometimes ya gotta cover your ass and mine was a better cover this time. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. I've gotten a hand full of RESERVES that had the line attachment tapes 'sharpie-d' different colors. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. Well, my problem is that he's lying to MY management about things that make it look like I either don't know what I'm doing or I have no integrity. It's a VERY big deal at the moment and I don't feel like being hung out to dry, so I've presented logs that make it pretty clear that he's lying to my boss. We will see how it goes tomorrow I guess. If he didn't make such a mess with this, it wouldn't have been an issue in the first place! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. How do you deal with people trying to play their fuck-fuck games with you? I'm a new guy, 2 months left on my probation (and all but officially done with it) and cleaning up the HUGE mess some other guy made. Well, he's trying to throw me under the bus on something, something that I've got log files proving he is lying about. I got quite used to fuck-fuck games in the Army... Didn't expect to have to play them out here, but boy, does it bring a smile to my face! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message