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Screen shot attached. Meso: if you really need the site info, I can get it for you. They (both the ones I've pulled) seem to be ads for Bing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Another one I've only heard about (never tried) is to pop the case of a computer tower open, take a molex connector and grab the yellow and black wires (+12v and ground) and hook them to a SOS pad, shove a few smoke bomb fuses into the pad. It will heat up and light the fuses, then start SPEWING smoke. Like I said, never tried it... though I do have a computer or two laying around... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Yep, you turn it on with the switch and then you can adjust the frequency range (randomly between general amounts of time). On the furthest setting, the batteries will last a month or so. There are two small magnets that work great for just sticking it somewhere metal and a protection layer so it doesn't short circuit against it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I guess fluffing your PILLOW doesn't count as physical contact... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/b278/ Where's that fucking cricket?? I actually hid one of these at the dz, stuck to a metal leg of a sewing machine table... one that a guy that hated me would set up his air mattress and sleep next to every night. He never did find the cricket that kept chirping. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I wouldn't escalate it to that point. I've pulled quite a bit of good hearted pranks on people, but ya need to make sure to sanity check them before you do to make sure you're not crossing a line. I would probably fill up the bathtub (provided their shower is a bathtub) with packing peanuts or something that does no harm but is entertaining when they wake up to go take a shower and realize they've got a million packing peanuts to wade thru. Years ago I got a motor out of one of the old style massage chairs (basically just a big AC motor with an off balance flywheel so it vibrated)... strapped it to the bottom of my brothers bed and had an X10 (or similar) remote control switch for it. Hit the button a little while after he starts nodding off. (extra points if you turn it off right away and can convince him it was just a dream and get him a few more times over the course of a few weeks). Take a few spools of dental floss and go thru the room suspending random things in your 'spider web'. I used to have a good picture of this but I can't remember where it's at. Floss is amazingly strong and with enough of it, you could even suspend chairs/lamps. (be careful not to suspend fragile things) ETA: Just make sure you're ready for his come back. He sounds more creative than you, so it might be a losing battle. I had a warrant officer while I was in the army that got ballsy enough to try to prank me. He had a very interesting day and took about 12 hours to find all of the LITTLE things I did. I even got into his facebook, created a couple of groups 'Fucking with ski' and another one 'and leaving my computer unlocked', then liked them on his profile so it said he 'likes fucking with ski and leaving his computer unlocked'. Then I changed his language to Korean and almost changed his password on him (we did that to someone else instead). Not to mention taking the wheels off of his chair, moving his 3 monitor plugs around so they were out of order, putting white out on his desk phone so he couldn't see who was calling him or who he was calling... among other things. He called a truce after that. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Thanks! Now for the real learning to start!

Apparently my math was a little off. August 26, 2013. I was amazed at how smoothly it went. Just a few days ago was the worst flight I can recall, and had a perfect checkride today.

The LAST time I signed a contract without reading it, I ended up in the Army for 6 years. I may be dumb, but I sure learned my lesson! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I wonder if she got a notice similar to this when she bought the house. [inline NOV.jpg] Was in my notice of value for the house I'm buying. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2013/8/18/sheriffs_buildings_d.html "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

...and get signatures of the rich and famous. Some don't even charge you!

Mirage says that a PD-176 is optimal, I wouldn't suggest trying to cram a 193 into it. I've packed a rig from Mirage that says it's "EXTREMELY tight, requires skilled rigging" and I don't ever want to do it again. So, don't piss off your rigger. If you're ordering new gear, find the optimal fit and get that... Most the differences between one container size and another (right next to it) is almost impossible to spot at arms length. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

What the ever living fuck? That dude is fucking weird... but seems to have an endless supply of eggs. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Do you leave your car or house unlocked, too? I actually can't think of anyone that I know that locks their plane. Theory is, if they want my radios, at least they don't have to cause thousands of $$ worth of damage to get to them. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I imagine that it being in direct contact with the soil would've just opened the flood gates on all kinds of corrosion too. I wouldn't fly it... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Yes, because the 4 digit PIN to unlock a phone isn't annoying enough. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I heard that it was FedEx who wanted it painted. There's an old retired FedEx bird sitting out at Lakeland airport that was donated so that people could hop in, cycle the gear and play with the switches. I believe they're going to stand it up so the gear will allow retraction, but I thought they were leaving the engines in it so they could play around with firing them up... though I'd hate to see the gas bill for spinning those fuckers up. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Maybe its a manual deployment ripcord? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Well, my Sigma had a student drogue release. The Strong Dual Hawks have student drogue release. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I thought AOL was out of business? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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