theonlyski

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  1. I hope the video guy is using a flash based video camera, those tape cameras might not like all the magnets around. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. Thus proving my statement, you have no pictures of said ass, because said ass does not infact exist. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. i'm in! Keep telling him that killer, keep telling him that. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. I wonder if that really hurts. Go to Africa and rape a chick... let us know the results. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. Very true! with your immense experience, do you think my "friend" will die!? i mean, eventually, not from skydiving alone, but just from living!? No, I think your "Friend" will live on forever on the interwebs. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. You have an ass? Where's my popcorn?! I propose that pics be supplied to determine the existence of said "ass". All those in favor, say AYE! I wish I had gotten pictures of my ass after the spankings PsychoBob gave me this weekend I have them..want a copy? they are selling like out cakes on the internet...you may as well have one too! Why dont you share with the class? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. You have an ass? Where's my popcorn?! Right next to her non-existant ass! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. You have an ass? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. You know I keep wanting too.....but I'm still trying to get past this brain body issue. I keep worrying about the stupid leg. I know it's 100% but the brain just says...you know if you come in sliding on your left or right ass cheek you will not get hurt and can have a beer tonight. So for now and maybe a few more dozen jumps I'll just come on sliding on my left or right...but never center ass. Maybe become a master ass swooper! And then I'll start landing them up on my feet. I was coming in for a landing after like aff3-4, realized I wasnt going to make the grass to do my usual ass slide in, instead I would be landing on a tarmac... Stood that one up! Since then, I've only managed to NOT stand 1 up (and thats after downsizing on my currency jump after a 5 month layoff, i hit the target, the coach missed ) The one I didnt stand up hurt, and you bet your ass I wont be doing that again! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. No swooping on T-10s but you can on an MC1-1D or an SF-10A And you can do more than just drift with the wind on a -1 or sf-10, just ask these guys. http://www.ng.mil/news/archives/2008/08/081108-Leapfest.aspx Speaking of yourself in the 3rd person? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. YOU GOT THAT! All my other jumps it's cock (inser joke here) the lower body a little to the left or right, toes, ankles and knees together, bend knees and come in as if you are slidign into second base.....and that's what I did with subsiquent jumps. And I was fine. It was just that one jump. so what am i looking at a few week or a few months of sitting up straight at my computer? I got an idea... start standing them up! they hurt less that way. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. I think he just has too much time on his hands No, I work VERY hard! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. if you don't know after several thousand jumps, guess there's no hope for me!! FIFY "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. Clicky "If the rest of the people let go of the raft, dont try to save it!" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. You afraid to fall out? Above 1500' I dont mind sitting next to an open door, I actually like looking out during the climb. Its the safest spot on the plane! (if the plane isnt wanting to fly any longer, I get out first bitches!) Do some H&P's and make sure you check the spot really well, it might just be a fear of heights and it might help to get used to getting out low. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. Milky white is usually water/oil mixture. May have a bad contact somewhere, or a dead battery, its engaging the solenoid, yet not kicking the engine over. I dont know much about bikes in specific, but the engines are the same theory of operations. Good luck "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. Comparison chart I know of lots of people jumping the XS, as well as a few jumping the XTi and XSi. You could probably get the XTi a little cheaper, and if I recall, the XSi and XS should be near the same price if you know where to look. Phreezone just helped me find a camera to buy and I ended up getting a HELL of a deal on it. Link should be able to find a good deal on there, I sure as hell did! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. The moral of the story is clear if you want some head you need some bread to the same tune: The prettiest girl I ever saw Was sippin burbon Thru a straw I walked right up I sat right down I ordered up Another round I placed my hand Upon her knee She said GI! You're teasing me I placed my hand Upon her thigh She said GI! You're way too high!! I layed her down Upon my bed She said GI You're my kinda guy! Dont remember the rest... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. Now that you're here its complete! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. Bloodninja:Wanna cyber? DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-) DirtyKate:Who are you? Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate:I want everything, baby! Bloodninja:Is this a delivery? DirtyKate:Umm...Yes DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. **pause** DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza. Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though **pause** DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now. Bloodninja:How did you know? Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate:What the f**k? DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t DirtyKate:F**k "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. Try Transmission "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. Hes also got 170 freefly jumps now. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. I bet it's this place........ name on goggles, KA, etc. Yup, the numbers look the same as their phone number. The investigation continues! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. Wish I woulda known about a place in Rota to go eat last time I was there... Let me just say, Chinese food in Spain (ONLY fucking thing open that we could find) = not that great... weird! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. Well, if you could get the exit shots, might be able to get the tail number of the A/C and using the date/time stamp of the pics, might be able to figure out where that plane was when the pictures were taken... ofcourse, finding a student with no name at a king air dz might be kind of hard, but atleast you know which TI took her and what day. No, I dont reconize them. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message