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Everything posted by theonlyski
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As Deedy has said, she has tried to reason with this co-worker for months. There's really nothing she can do verbally, it is that bad. I voted to get a slingshot and aim at the co-worker's head when no one was looking and then as soon as she goes down, hide the evidence. Ice for the ammunition, toss the slingshot at the nearest PFY and tell him to hide it or his mom will take it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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No they don't. Modern medicine and technology prevent some of the dumbest people out there from dying. Survival of the fittest is no longer the case... ie: cat walks across the street (or lays down in it) gets creamed by a car... cat most likely dies. person walks across a street, gets hit by the same car, depending when emergency help arrives, person has a decent chance of surviving. cat can no longer re-produce, therefore its genes that would have made it more aware but didnt, are not being passed on. person can still have kids, passing its genes along to the next generation. evolution stands still "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Rewire the thermostat to work backwards, then blame him for being the guy that always messes with it! When I've got a co-worker that eggs me on and pisses me off, I give him just enough rope, tie the knot and find the tree... all he has to do is step off the platform! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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A round main.
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Mirage misspelled "than".
theonlyski replied to scholarkyle's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Mirage misspelled "than".
theonlyski replied to scholarkyle's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
retard.... everyone knows its spelled funie!! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
$10 ish, depends on the DZ "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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a.k.a. Speakers Corner "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Only if she has the Iridium with a secure sleeve You've got one cool grandma if she is rocking the secure sleeve. Secret family recipies. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Mirage misspelled "than".
theonlyski replied to scholarkyle's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Nice catch! How did nobody else notice this? My excuse is because I havnt gotten mine this month... stupid mail system! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Well of course you're going to hype the container, you're sucking up. It's all about the sponsorship to you and has nothing to do with the fantastic products they make. I'll bet you don't even care about the comfortable fit that you'll only find on a Mirage or the wide range of main deployment options to fit your discipline and personal preference. Soundin kinda sponsored "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Commemorative Airborne Guys and USPA DZ...
theonlyski replied to Unstable's topic in Safety and Training
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Only if she has the Iridium with a secure sleeve "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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But it's the most un-erotic environment in the world. People are dying in hospitals. It would be like going to Auschwitz to get laid. I'm one of the most horny guys around, but when people are dying--I'm sorry, my focus just isn't on sexuality. You may say 'theres people dying in this hospital' whereas others (and many people working in hospitals) would say 'theres children being born, and lives being saved in this hospital', Guess that means more female nurses/doctors for the rest of us! Ill shaddup now "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Sept 30 - Oct 3 — Skydiving Chicks Rock 2010!
theonlyski replied to LisaH's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Los Angles International (aka LAX)... most likely. Depends where you're coming from? Ya can't hear the banjos playing in her post? West Virginia?? Ok, Alabama isn't THAT bad "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Sept 30 - Oct 3 — Skydiving Chicks Rock 2010!
theonlyski replied to LisaH's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Los Angles International (aka LAX)... most likely. Depends where you're coming from? Ya can't hear the banjos playing in her post? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I would think a rigger could give you good information on where you could put patches and such... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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But it will interfere with the wearing of NODs "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Camping at Skydive Dallas in August
theonlyski replied to tetra316's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Get one of THESE . Only downside is no running to the gas station with it up... Hmm... rachet straps and some netting... bet we could fix that too! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Here's another simple question: packing
theonlyski replied to Master_Yoda's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
A. You need to work on controlling your body more. You're spinning way too much. B. Awww it wore you out? Get to the gym more! C. Was the sammich good? Ps. Just bustin' yer chops.... A: I was tryin, that dude that was hanging onto the raft in the fetal position kept screwin me up! B: Tell me about it... C: Ofcourse, it was made by Babs at Start. Come to think of it, I got the whole meal, water, chips, sammich and brownie. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Here's another simple question: packing
theonlyski replied to Master_Yoda's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Teams usually get a packer, instructors sometimes too... fun jumpers... well, you pays your money, you takes your chances. You pay for the packjob, not the opening! Was probably bad body position on opening I've used a packer a couple times since my first packjob jump... one was after THIS jump. I'm the guy with the rig that is in my avatar... the one holding on after almost everyone else had their grips ripped from their hands... I was so tired after fighting that thing for 8 grand, I just plopped it down with $5 bucks and ate a sammich... Wore me the hell out! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Old Timers, How many sport static lines did you make?
theonlyski replied to captain1976's topic in Skydiving History & Trivia
http://home.hiwaay.net/~magro/abncertif.html "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Theres ALOT one has to go thru and be investigated for to get this clearance... why throw your life away just to get even with the military that you VOLUNTEERED for? Suck it the fuck up cupcake... This is NOT an easy job, intel guys usually have it better than many others! No, he was pissed off for getting the UCMJ (probably an article 15 and reduction in rank) either you soldier up and take the punishment like a man (or woman, if thats the case) or you turn into more of a shitbag. Sounds like he took the low road. If he didn't like the way someone handled something, go talk to IG, don't go posting videos and documents that YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH... AT ALL that can very easily put lives of your brothers and sisters at stake. About everyone thats ever been in the military has thier disagreements about the service at some point or another... posting classified material on the internet for all to see is NOT the way to solve them. Lock his ass in a dark hole! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Amazon gives us a hint as to where the dead bodies are! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message