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  1. theonlyski
    While people will argue this till they're blue in the face, I am more worried that you said this info came from a DZO, who also didn't comply with the Mirage SB changing the cutter location. I wouldn't put my seal on a rig that's not up to date with the SB's for it, no idea why anyone would! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    I'll try to remember to wear a go pro and look up.... it's my canopy he's packing with flour..... lucky me, right? I could probably collapse the slider and it'll still open better than that piece of shit laying on my floor. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Some indecent ones too. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Yeah, +100!! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    SO, you got a D- right? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    I'm sitting here wondering how much flour I can pack into a slider on a 169ft² and still fit into the bag. Rig tampering is a crime. Don't do it. I saw a guy have a hard opening from the flour trick. It's not funny. The flour strikes again! http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4101622;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    (Not directed at skydived19006) When was the last time ya heard of a round with the anti-inversion netting have a malfunction? When was the last time you heard of a square having a malfunction? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    What about polish skydivers? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    I'd bet my next paycheck that he's not talking about Bram. Yeah, that was cleared up a few days ago. Matt Sorry, read it out of context. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Must be a damn good wingsuit, or a horrible spot, as he's flying over Z-Hills! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Relax everyone. Cypres knows about the problem and its not because some rammy gear wrecking rigger was smashing an aad unit against a wall. (I find it funny how we automatically take a shot at bad rigging or the last rigger when shit breaks or goes wrong) Heres a picture of one I sent to get fixed not too long ago. They were surprised to see this one come out of a Jav as units with simmilar problems came out of rigs with the cutter in the flaps. I will not join in on the political debate by saying BAN CYPRES !!!!! I wasn't trying to take a shot at the last rigger, just seeing if there is a connection and possibly see what the reason they broke is, based on that riggers technique. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    I'd bet my next paycheck that he's not talking about Bram. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    There's a floor under all those clothes? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    I really need to write this shit down, I did test that on a Cypres2 as well as an Argus (live units, not demo's) but I can't remember what the outcome was. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    Just a quick nap. Never hurt anyone! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    I'm sitting here wondering how much flour I can pack into a slider on a 169ft² and still fit into the bag. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    I probably wouldn't even know where to start. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    I think important information that you have would be the reserve and container sizing parameters from both rigs. . +1 Also, was it the same rigger that packed them last? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    You pays your money, you takes your chances. You bought an Argus, an 'underdog' of sorts in the AAD world. If you want the reputation, get a Cypres. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Cool, good to know. It sure would be nice if we could convert it to flash drive, though.
  21. theonlyski
    Its been several months since I packed a Mirage container, I don't remember the angle of the cutter being all that bad in relation to the wire direction, is there any way you can think of that the rig could've been abused and caused a stress point? IIRC the cutter is on the bottom (number 3 flap I believe) so I could see how its possible, but it would have to take some serious rough housing with that rig to make it happen. How much slack was in the cutter wire coming from the AAD pocket? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    We as riggers, must play nice with the mfgrs rules of the gear, or we're breaking the law. As for letting the local riggers try to agree on the best position on the cutter head, good luck with that, but even if every rigger in the country outside of a mfgr agreed on one way, its up to the mfgr, not the local rigger. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    I know when I write software, I generally like to hard code the letters, cause its directed at the client machine specifically. Sometimes I'll make it in an .ini that the user can change, but I generally don't like to do that much. Gotta remember though, plugging in another device, probably gets it a new drive letter. Especially if the old one is still in/active. To the OP: Wish I could help you out with this one, we only have 2 testing devices that use floppies, and we never touch them. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    The firmware on the machine might not enable it to search for the software on the USB bus, it might not have a USB controller/connections, or maybe he doesn't want to lug around another piece of equiptment. When programming software for a piece of equiptment, its not always in the back of the engineers head to make the system updateable or work in ways other than designed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Interesting These don't look too cheap, but it says the lower one starts around $275 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message