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  1. theonlyski
    OK, then: Inviting her identical twin sister and her GF. So I have good friends who are identical twins and they made me realize just how creepy the "invite your sister" request is ... you're essentially encouraging incest. Ew. No, they wont be having sex with each other... just sharing the guy. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    I didn't understand pyro's post, but if he has facial hair then no, there is no penguin in his future *scratches beard* Wait, you're a Linux user that DOESN'T have a beard?! I call BS... BWAHAHAHAHAHAH I can use linux, and I don't have a beard... Guess that means I don't know it well enough. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    So ya kill your own bugs? Cheach won't... just FYI. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    I was responding to missbrz, and I think she prefers guys. She has been know to wear her sunglasses at night. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    He's not my type. I'm not under a size 8, wish to have children, and no B.S. And I don't go for guys. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Its 2:40pm here... damn kids! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Did they close the lid and door before they flushed? You know, I'm not sure I even heard a flush.... But they don't know that rule. I'm just going to sanitize the shit out of that bathroom when they leave (quite literally). And by "I'm" I mean Patrick. I'm going to start calling him your P3. I prefer the "Triple P" That's longer than just saying his name. I call him babe. I think he gets a little weirded out when I call him babe. Just the vibe I got. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Did they close the lid and door before they flushed? You know, I'm not sure I even heard a flush.... But they don't know that rule. I'm just going to sanitize the shit out of that bathroom when they leave (quite literally). And by "I'm" I mean Patrick. I'm going to start calling him your P3. I prefer the "Triple P" That's longer than just saying his name. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Did they close the lid and door before they flushed? You know, I'm not sure I even heard a flush.... But they don't know that rule. I'm just going to sanitize the shit out of that bathroom when they leave (quite literally). And by "I'm" I mean Patrick. I'm going to start calling him your P3. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Kinky is using a feather. Perverse is when you use the whole cock. FIFY no way! give me all or nothing. I hate playing just the tip I'm spoken for... maybe Shah can square you away. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    I'm an engineer. If you think our spelling is bad you should see how bad we are in bed! I'm an engineer as well, but I'm pretty good in bed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Did they close the lid and door before they flushed? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Kinky is using a feather. Perverse is when you use the whole cock. FIFY "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    So you think you're good? Ask a Brazilian girl. Some of the best girls I've even been with were from Brazil. How's that degree working out for ya? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    Inviting her sister. Inviting her GF. Picking up a girl at the bar to bring home to me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    We need more customers like you. Ya hear that Jo?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    In other words... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    +1 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    Was a bit chilly this morning, wasn't it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    I see you'll be making plenty of friends. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Good thing you don't live in Florida or anything. Move back up north! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Doesn't that mean that he did not clear his airspace?? I hate to say it, but that's what it sounds like. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Ya do realise she lives no where close to Florida right? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    So... this study was conducted by you? Umm... sure. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Or to hang onto for when I turn my current rig into a backup rig and finally buy one that was built for me. Besides, the amount of cash I could get for a Raven II makes it hardly worth the hassle to sell. You could give it to me... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message