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  1. theonlyski
    When are you going to go to the >8 you've been hunting for? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Bad winds, only landing area. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Yeah, you were a dick. He can wear whatever T-shirt he wants. Are you a Marine? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Hit (Ctrl+C) to end the loop... something I learned a while back when learning to program. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Nope, the LAST thing a first jump student is probably thinking about is a snag, generally because they don't know about them yet. They're MUCH more likely to be thinking about jumping out of a plane with nothing but a couple balls of nylon and some strings to keep them from going face first into that field below. As for being a greater distraction, you don't care which way your radio is facing or what it sees, you just want to hear the guy on the other end help you make it safely to the ground. Why would you want a POV video from an AFF student anyway? You can post it on youtube and say it was you all day, but ya can't see yerself! -Get outside video, you got enough shit to worry about!- Take it up with the USPA... knock yourself out, the older guys there have 4 or 5 digit USPA numbers... but what do they know? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Well I was and I got a few "You're Shah!" but it's cool. Can't be all things to all people. But, it was a very nice evening out and I did meet some very nice people.
  7. theonlyski
    I'd come over there, but I don't want to have to put on a uniform and cut my hair. It depends on if the proxy is up or not... bored bastards down at the network center! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    No, get a better job :) I dont want to spoil it for those who have not seen it
  9. theonlyski
    Yup, not sure which guy shit more, the skydiver or the pilot! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    How about a description for those of us who have youtube blocked at work? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    I believe there were some service bulletins out, depending on the serial number of the reserve, for some bartacks or zig-zags that needed to be fixed. Make sure you look into those. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Some MFGR's set life limits, but I don't believe Altico or Para-Flite have set them on their gear. I don't see a manual handy for the Swift, someone on here surely has it though. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Even the Swiss have an army... I thought it was just the pocket knives! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Well, that sounds about the same color as desert and some farm land. What do ya think? Depends how good you are at sitflying... but you're probably not good enough to do so in booties. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    That's not even taking into account the change in flying with some ragged out lines either. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski

    Wooden bike

    theonlyski replied to riddler's topic in The Bonfire

    Not much electricity or running water either I'm betting! Why for you need electricitie or watar? Ya ain't gotta get showr'd up to take yer sista to them movis 'for she puts out! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski

    Wooden bike

    theonlyski replied to riddler's topic in The Bonfire

    How did Pinocchio know he was made out of wood? His hand caught on fire! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    I actually modified my box a little so I could charge my camera without taking it out. Theoretically I never HAVE to remove the camera from the box. (Don't like having to torque the screw down for risk of breaking the base) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    The waves would be more water over you, the ebb is where the water goes down. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Probably can, but I never used it for that. I pull the card and plug it into my computer. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Also, might be worth looking at, my CX-100 has a sony memory stick (pro duo, not SD) and it's on the side. I know some of the newer CX's have the memory card slot on the bottom, which is a bitch to pull out... with mine (mounted on the side in a box) I open the box and can pull the card out without taking the camera out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Opening a container and checking the stows isn't that hard, its not a full repack, just a check. Depends on what your rigger would charge, but it could easily be done within half an hour. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Can even break your leg under a boat of a canopy. THAT takes skill! Bro that's cold. Bad karma man....never poke fun at another injury. Hi! I'm ski, and I'm an asshole! (muff muff muff) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Can even break your leg under a boat of a canopy. THAT takes skill! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    When we traveled, we did not look or act like military, and there have been a few times I was at the bar and heard one of those guys telling their war stories... No insignia on their beret, both shoulders slick, and MAYBE some mosquito wings on their chest. Kinda makes the rest of us look bad. Wish I could've seen that LTC take care of that guy though. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message