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    What first?

    theonlyski replied to Abedy's topic in The Bonfire

    The storm that leaves lots of depression and disappointment behind? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I can't tell you how many times I actually did that... my brother STILL walks funny! Poor kid, dog would bite him on (my) command! Smart pooch! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Section 6-8 E-1-c specifically. ETA: HERE is the small format camera incident list started by DSE. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Sounds like something I would do... plug it in for 4 hours, then unplug it again... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    USPA recommends a C-License (200 jumps) Some DZ's have rules that require that, more, or even less. There are hundreds of threads on here about WHY they want/require them. Basically it comes down to safety. Not all of the safety is in the rigging of the camera, its in the mentality of the jumper, and if they're capable of multitasking and being safe. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    True, but he did say the chest strap was completely undone, and the legstraps were in the fully open position. If he jumped it like that, it wouldn't take long at all to come out of it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    If it were the reserve, I would refuse it. Main? Tough call... ETA: You NEVER have to. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    You'll love it. He's a great guy that makes a bullet proof suit. I had just sent mine back to get it adjusted a little (length, not width fuckers...) because I didn't want to have to try to take the damn thing apart! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I got a white pc, with a royal blue handle, on a mostly black rig. Works perfectly for seeing if its sneaking out on me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Clicky The best way to avoid it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Don't forget, it depends which hemisphere you're in, as the toilets flushing a different way have an effect on the amount of gravity pulling. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Well, I wouldn't think that slack lines with no canopy, would have enough pull to get the pin out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    I'm out here in Hawaii for work for a few weeks, didn't even want to bring my rig out, because of the winds/landing area and I cannot get hurt while representing the company. I am about to go back out here in about 20 mins and hopefully finish up my last 2 dives so I can become a certified SCUBA diver, if you're interested in that kind of thing, let me know and I'll give you the contact info for the instructor that I am using. Also thought about doing a discovery flight from one of the flight schools in the area (just can't do it the day after diving). The weather has been crap for most of the past 2 weeks (as far as flying/skydiving are concerned) so I haven't even gone to the airport to check it out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    That picture was taken before I started drinking tonight. So I guess your date for the evening got hung up and couldn't make it? Well done! Matt No shit, I couldn't think of any comebacks... just a right hook from nowhere! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Lighters do a pretty good job. I do recall someone shooting a roman candle at their open canopy to catch it on fire... not sure if I want a big ball of melting nylon above me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I know the Neptunes can be adjusted for a DZ offset. Not sure about the others, but I would imagine so. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    That picture was taken before I started drinking tonight. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    of you drunk fuckers is here in Waikiki?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Not too many swoopers I guess, no visible pond. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Yeah, I agree with betzilla, offer them $5. Had a rigger down in Z-Hills measure me for a Michigan suit, I just walked in, she took the 5 mins to measure me, and wouldn't let me pay her. Some things are just great for customer service! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I have a 'Tetris' suit, and I love it. Ask him what the difference is between the 'standard' and 'tetris' and decide which you would like more. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Yes, get the booties... Mike is the man! Those suits are built like freakin tanks... they're completely built to last. I've got probably an hour and a half in the tunnel with it, and roughly 100 jumps on mine, and its got many more to go! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I thought it was now referred to as 'OJ Simpson day'? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    You've GOT to be fucking kidding me... I'll stay on the east coast... away from all the fruits, nuts and flakes in CA (the granola state)! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message