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  1. theonlyski
    She could use a cheeseburger. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Yeah, it's definitely heavy with "food court" quality fare. I'm not sure which lounge you're in, but I don't recall the food choices in the Delta lounges being all that great, either. There's only so many Biscoff cookies one can eat. Though I do recall a good nut mix last time I was there ... Too easy of a target... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    You should be good buddies with Matt Cline, he's been polluting facebook with photos of his sunburn! I got one (though not that bad) in Hawaii, some benedryl helped the itching (just wait for it) and well, suck it up as for the rest... cool water showers are nice, and try to avoid any soaps with scents and many additives. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    The SB also seems to sound like it's an easy fix, and make no mention as to what to disassemble. Just says slowly and carefully work your way down in between the pack tray and the back pad. Something tells me it's WAY more involved than that. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Orchids

    theonlyski replied to kallend's topic in The Bonfire

    FIFY "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Hey, he never did find it... even when I walked out of the room for the last time, there was STILL no knob on the thermostat. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Pack of pencils is $1.00 at walgreens. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Maybe he says something but nobody hears it. Full face helmets! Maybe someone up front hears it, but doesn't pass the word. Maybe the pilot is over-saturated dealing with the situation and has been too busy to think about informing the jumpers on board. I'm fairly certian that the guy at the front of the plane would've passed the message to bail. Less bodies in his way. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Why not? I'm sure not every woman I've looked at was really that thrilled to be the object of my lustful thoughts. Besides, it's nice to be admired, even if it's not the right person. So EVERY woman you've looked at has become the object of your lustful thoughts? Interesting... can you teach shah to do that? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Any of you 'nylon americans' need a 7 series machine, might wanna jump on one of these. I would, but I live in Florida!! Singer 7-33 Consew 733R Too far of a drive... damn! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Did I or did I not say something about 'Only 8 more machines to go.' JerryBaumchen Well Jerry, Looks like I might be picking up another one tonight. Found a Sailrite LSZ-1 for $300. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    So is ONO (Oh no!), DUDE... what the fuck are the odds????? "SKI" KALWASINSKI WALTER A Lucky motherfucker!! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    No kiddin! I make a DAMN good paycheck, and I wear jeans and a t-shirt to work almost daily. Sometimes I have to switch to khaki pants when I don't have any clean jeans "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    I did that shit ALL the time in the barracks at Ft Campbell, (mind you, this was up until last December that I had to do it.) They regulate by month (not temp) when the ac/heat is on. We had shared thermostats, I would just turn mine off, and open the window. If it was cold, I would turn my TV and computer on for a little while. Them plasma TV's sure do put some heat out! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    Holy CRAP I just got wood. What a phenomenal idea! I'm IN! Elvisio "giddy" Rodriguez What do you get when you combine skydiving and hockey? Air hockey! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Your local recruiter. Marines I believe. And they are free!! (some restrictions apply, your experience may vary) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    If that's what she said, ya know they make a pill for it?! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    +1 Even uncollapse my slider and get most of the air out of my canopy before walking inside. Yeah but I do it with more style & grace... I do it with better looks. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    +1 Even uncollapse my slider and get most of the air out of my canopy before walking inside. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    It's interesting how things you once hated to do, back in the day, would be fun to do just one more time. Some days in the army seemed awful. We couldn't wait to get out. Now that I'm an old fart, I kind of miss a lot of things back then. Hell, I'd give a lot to make just one more army-night-jump, with full equipment....I think I could still pull it off! If you are going to die, you might as well do it having fun!.... http://phantomairbornebrigade.com/ Keep in mind, (and I shit you not) USPA sees these jumps as a violation of the minimum pull altitude BSR. They only allow paratroopers to jump, and you still do your pre-jump, get JMPI'ed and all! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    I'm still tryin to figure out why they made me piss on my phone... didn't realize iPhones had an app for drug testing! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    So... now it's just a big, blue -130? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    It helps to start above the cascade, separate the lines on the tail, then work your way down. If you just start at the cascade, you can still have a twist or two above it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    I'm curious who's seal symbol is "delta india echo" and if he/she would be willing to trade. Also would be willing to consider 911 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    I think it might just bring the production line to a complete halt But his garden would surely benefit! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message