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  1. theonlyski
    What, no 34' tower? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    You misspelled my name on all of the prizes. Oh well, maybe next year!
  3. theonlyski
    See post 18. I can't make a clicky to it on firefox. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Now, the question is... how many people actually know why?! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    I'd love to be able to stow the lines on the diaper! It's ambiguous enough as it is! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    A GoPro HD cannot compare quality wise to my CX-100, the video is less sharp, and the sound plain sucks. GoPros are great for fun jumps, but using them for paying customers doesn't sit well for me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Careful, those LR Defenders are tricky sometimes. But they're all kinds of fun to drive around with the doors off, cranking thru the gears! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Terry, I've never been a fan of the Strong seat/chest containers that I have... Getting held against a rubber band would make sense, if the flaps on either side of the grommet weren't pulled up past the line stows (guess that's another 'If you've never packed a strong pop top pilot rig this will make no sense to you' thing). I know my container (304 seat rig) is equipped with them, but not sure if all of them are. Also, could be that it was pinched in between canopy/lines that had a chance to sit and settle. I'm not crazy about how the lines get stowed either, took me and a couple of master riggers a while to figure it out reading the manual (and one of them WORKED at Strong for a while!) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Cat sleeping, kid screaming? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    whart about column shift, how many of you can drive a column Meee! Mee! Mee! Three in the tree, four on the floor! Hmmm, a new permutation. BTW, Edsels and Ramblers don't count as sports cars. My first car was a 74 Nova with 3 on the tree. Learned how to drive a standard in that car, and was scared shitless of it (was a beast) Learned an important lesson... buy the clutch and U-Joints with the lifetime warranty... I got REALLY good at changing those out! (even on the side of the road, no joke!) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Also, doesn't work as well on main canopies. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    +1 Also can highlight and right click, search in google for things. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Believe it or not, we don't usually forget those days either.
  14. theonlyski
    Then get your ass chewed for being a dirty low puller... I pitched at 2300', look at the video! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    Why would you be embarrassed by that? I guess I might try to teach her first and then give up but it does speak to her mechanical aptitude. Unless you mean you won't talk to her at all, that might be a stretch as well. If I end up looking again I'll need someone that can keep up this time around. She didn't know how to drive stick and a few other things such as was not a fan of motorcycles and not a fan of one day owning a sports car...she was one of those "Oh I want that beige Lexus SUV" kid of girl.... Teachers...you know. Still talk to her but.....yeah I was just thinking...do i really want to invest the time or energy teaching this girl to drive stick so that if we get serious she could maybe use my car if we are out and i drink too much? CLEARLY you haven't met Cheach. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    SIM 2-1(E): It does say no more than a 4 way, which would be saying that you can't do a 10 way. Jim has already commented with the official word, so I'm not trying to prove a point, just seeing the differences in the way people were taught seems to be both ways. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Great advice! And non snarky too! See VB, it's possible. I guess I am tainted with my only cutaway experience. I was ridiculed to death for cutting away so high. 2000 ft, which was my hard deck at the time. (Low jump numbers) Well, if you cut away anytime in the near future, you better be DELIVERING that bottle to me. Oh, and sacrificing a couple cute girls to me if you want me to pack that damn rig again! Jim, thanks for that explanation... Couldn't have said it better. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    I'll drive to Florida to spend a night in a tent with ya "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    I'm with you... MooooOOOoooOOOah Deedy! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    +1 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    So I take it my jackass program manager never tried to contact you? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski

    HBDTY

    theonlyski replied to theonlyski's topic in The Bonfire

    HBDTY HBDDDeedy HBDTY! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Medical... (STD, she studied for a wile for it!) Happy birthday deedy! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    So... your dog thinks your hot because that's ok by it? I have two cats And don't be hating, it's a very sexy look I got going. Very intimidating sexy. So please send your resume for potential slot as a stalker to me and we'll see. I've currently got a MUCH hotter stalkee, however, if I end up turning gay, lowering my standards and deciding to go for an easy target, I'll let you know. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    So... your dog thinks your hot because that's ok by it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message