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  1. theonlyski
    I was making the point that even though a pilot is not certificated to certify the plane as airworthy, they go thru their checklist and if something isn't right, they get it looked at. Each individual skydiver is a PILOT, just not one that must be certified under the FAA. Student pilots are shown how to pre-flight an aircraft, just like student skydivers are shown how to pre-flight a rig. If they don't do it, or find a deficiency but ignore it and continue with the flight, it should be on them, not on the rigger/jump pilot. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Now y'all are just messing with me! I'll play the game... which dz? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Thanks fucker. For those wondering, I got my AFF-I rating yesterday.
  4. theonlyski
    Does this mean that he was able to skate on that parenting test? JerryBaumchen "You are NOT the father" Woooohooo!! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    If you're going to have a car, you can go to the beach (just head west, you'll find one). Orlando has a wind tunnel, plenty of country going around to explore. Z-hills is fun, even during the week they've been running a caravan till they can fill an twin otter, then they send it. You can camp on the dz, rent a trailer or get a hotel nearby. On site food and bar. What else could ya want? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Damnit woman, tell me who! That's not how it works. You know that. Yup, I know that... but still, this time I have absolutely no clue. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Damnit woman, tell me who! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski

    TV question

    theonlyski replied to kallend's topic in The Bonfire

    Store I worked at for a while sold them, still do. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    You made it sound like the AAD wasn't properly maintained. Do you know something we don't? Nope, as a FAA certificated rigger, I cannot legally pack and certify an out of date AAD because it is not maintained according to the mfgr's instructions. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Good start. you'll have to come play with us to get a better picture Last time I met Sunshine, she never showed me any... You're all a bunch of boobteases... I took a jello shot from each of those racks. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    § 91.7 Sounds good enough to me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    The way their rigs are built, they believe that articulation at the chest isn't needed or helpful for anything. From their website: "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Funny, those pictures are from yesterday, and one of my friends had a CReW wrap yesterday... wonder if it was her? (not sure if she's there though) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Keep in mind, even if you never retract the gear, there's still extra maintenance that's required, more points of failure, and not much reason to use it over fixed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    No, they only offer hip rings, no chest rings, and (iirc) no mini chest strap either. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    The line over was lower on the lines, all of the stalling in the world wouldn't have helped. Bout the only way he could have gotten it out without cutting it was to flip his entire body thru the offending line. I would probably have done the same thing, spot the canopy for a safe area and let it go there. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    +1! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski

    Gear envy...

    theonlyski replied to Remster's topic in The Bonfire

    I don't give a care... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    Any guy dating a redhead can tell ya THAT! Learning that lesson one day at a time... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Firstly, its SABRE, not saber. Second, it's gonna be tight, and that's if you're a good packer... If you're not (which you probably aren't yet) then it's gonna be a pain in the ass, look overstuffed, and even then what reserve are you planning on putting in it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Why are y'all sitting here discussing this? RUN BITCHES!! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    What the hell? I never said that! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Flight simulators? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Who the fuck are you?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message