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Everything posted by theonlyski
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Lightweight wine-o "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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That why I saw ya jumping with hockey pads on? Combat RW jumps? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Umm...since WHEN are engineers PEOPLE?! A men to that.....people don't stink this bad....god my eyes are watering i just came from the bathroom....wow! You're an engineer too... so you're not a person? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Raising Minimum Deployment Altitudes
theonlyski replied to Butters's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Glad I got done with the AFFIRC before they possibly institute that, I would've been screwed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Don't tell me you fell for THAT one...AGAIN! Yeah, it's PROBABLY not his. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Didn't you say you were going to be nice to people this year? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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When I broke up w/ my last GF, I described it as cutting away... Have an immediate reserve ride, or did you take a delay to get stable first? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Starting shit again?!?! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Ummmm yeahhhhh, we're going to go ahead and move you to the basement. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Let him have it, give him the rope he needs to hang himself and don't bail him out of it without people knowing what you're doing. My first deployment had a guy show up a few months in. Up until then, it was me and Rick doing 12 hour shifts, 7 days a week and going 'out' during our off times... Mike shows up and starts whining about having to do 8 hour shifts! I knew he would be a problem then, but it built up. I was there as a support guy with a bunch of green berets, Mike and Rick were both rather new to the unit. Rick and I got along great, worked well together, Mike decided that since I was a support guy and a specialist, he was a green beret and a sergeant, that I had to work for him. I resisted it, but he finally drew the line, "I'm a sergeant, you're a specialist, you do what I say" well, it was my system that he had no proper training on (despite my trying). He told me to do something that was wrong, I told him that it won't work, he insisted 'SPECIALIST'... ok fine! Few hours later the Sergeant Major was trying to check his email and couldn't get it to work, the system was down. I got woke up, the SGM asked why it was down, "Because SERGEANT told SPECIALIST Ski to do it despite my telling him it wont work" "It's YOUR system" Problem solved. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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B-License Canopy Control Proficency Card
theonlyski replied to theonlyski's topic in Safety and Training
When we had lunch Monday you said you've been jumping a lot! You didn't say which dz! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
B-License Canopy Control Proficency Card
theonlyski replied to theonlyski's topic in Safety and Training
Instructors/S&TA's at the dz (ya know, the ones signing license applications) should all be informed about this. Worst case, you get an email or call from USPA saying it was rejected because you were missing the card. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Lost my girlfriend TURN "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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B-License Canopy Control Proficency Card
theonlyski replied to theonlyski's topic in Safety and Training
Well I know that much. My question was about the requirement itself. It's not listed as a requirement on the application. From the USPA Update email (that as far as I know, all USPA members they have email addresses for get) 12/21/2011 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
CHEAP ones. I can't justify a bunch of money for a machine, but if I come across one that needs some TLC for cheap, I'd consider it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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HBTY HBTY HBDSS HBTY!!
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B-License Canopy Control Proficency Card
theonlyski replied to theonlyski's topic in Safety and Training
To get a C, you need to have or meet all the qualifications for a B which now includes the canopy prof card. If you send your license paperwork in without it, they will not process it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I know! I started with a Singer 31-15, now I have a Sailrite LSZ-1 (walking foot, zigzag) as well. Good thing I can't find any cheap bartackers or 7-class machines! Congrats Andi! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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and that's what I get for trying to get Ski to fix my computer. At least I didnt let him make me watch One Tree Hill. You tell me to come over, drink and fix your internet TWICE. What did you expect? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Hey!! You were supposed to let ME announce that! Sheesh! Congrats again! Also, you're not hanging up your rig, it's in a bin in my closet! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message