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You stick with us! We'll line you out... or get you in a helluva mess, one! Chuck
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Rattle-bug = Rattlesnake. Friend of mine, killed a 5-footer, this past week-end. Down toward the Valley in Texas, they have huge rattlesnakes. Bog ol' fat things. The 'menu' is better there, I guess. Chuck
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You're catchin' on! You're a quick learner and looks to me like, you'll have no problem! Chuck
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Yup! They look like cattle but, with HUGE 'handle-bars'! Chuck
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Yeah! City Slickers! Chuck
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George, will work! Junior, Son, any of those. Brangus are pretty easy keepers. Black Baldies are a bit 'pig' headed and Limosin are just plain stupid! Getcha a longhorn! They are pretty easy keepers and they are the State 'cattle' of Texas. Remember... you're in Texas now. Bigger is better. Think 'bigger'. Always eat everything on your plate and save room for pie! Chuck
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But...but...but...I'M here for good!!! How about a cute little moo-cow? ___________________________________ Just don't, name him 'Norman'! Chuck
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I sure hope so! What does "close the gate" mean? Close the gate so the livestock doesn't get loose! County Line is a really good BBQ place on the outskirts of San Antonio. ______________________________________ In the pan-handle and his part of the country, it also means to keep them 'Blue Northers' out! My part of the country too! Chuck
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Aw, hell! Scared me. At first, I thought, this was referring to my 1st. ex-wife! Hatefull damned woman! After reading further, I was relieved! Yeah, I wouldn't mind going that way. Beats the alternative! Chuck
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In regard to 'all of the above' mentioned items, it's all new. You'll acclimate. Just remember to close the gate in winter! Chuck
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Hee, hee! Austin, is somethin' else... there's everything in Austin! I'd mention a few things but, I'd probably step on some toes. I'll just let him find-out for himself! Austin, is a 'true' experience. Chuck
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Yeah, buddy! I've recently 'expeirenced' some Buck-ee's... nummmers! Chuck
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Don't get too excited, yet. From what the weather guys are saying though, it seems to be losing some intensity. Everyone was concerned early on, that when it hit the warmer Gulf waters, that nasty bitch would get worse. Let's hope and pray! Be safe, dude! Chuck
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I happened to have the opportunity to hear Ben Stein speak here, last night. He said that in all his travels, he felt that Texans, were un-doubtedly the friendliest and laid-back. Not all hustle-bussle, freaked-out! Chuck
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Ever had any of the BBQ in Luling? To die for! Chuck
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You're some tough sons o' guns! I'm keeping y'all in my prayers. I just hope, it doesn't get too ugly. From the sounds of the weather guys, it seems as though, Rita's pussin'-out a bit. Be safe! Chuck
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You'll get settled-in and after awhile, you won't notice a bunch of things. It's going to be an adventure! To answer your question about biggest and bestest... YUP! Have fun and all the best to you. Any way I can help, holler! Chuck
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Just got a call from my sister-in-law. She said, it was 19-hrs. outa Houston to Austin for them. Some elderly folks have died from heat and lack of water. She said, they never saw any fuel trucks they were braggin' about. I'm afraid, it's gonna get ugly. Chuck
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Sit down and hang on! It's gonna be a helluva ride. It was 102, here yesterday. I'm about 6-7hrs. West from where you are. Wait'll you find an ol' 'rattle-bug' curled-up on your back steps! We get hurricanes, tornadoes, dust-devils, bugs, snakes and all kinds of creepy crawlies. The best part is, we've got some of the friendliest, big-hearted folks in the world. You get settled-in, you're gonna love it! That Bryan - College Station area is nice country. Some good, good folks over there. Welcome to TEXAS! I almost forgot! We got the best BBQ in the entire world! Chuck
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I've just always enjoyed that type of humor. As for being 'politically correct'... it's a JOKE! Whatever happened to just telling a joke and not picking it apart? Enough of the rant. Keep 'em comin' Peej! I love 'em! Chuck
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That was funny as hell! Good one! Chuck
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I'll be looking forward to seeing the video. I think, I'd rather hear of people passing beer than exchanging gunfire as a result of road-rage. As for pissing on the highway... I'm not sure about that. An old truck driving thing is to keep a Mason jar for that purpose. As for the ladies, I don't think a Mason jar would work too well. Anyhoo... just be safe. Keep us posted on how it's going. As I mentioned, I'm praying for y'all. Chuck
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I'll be damned! Well the guy that wrote it, has a helluva sense of humor. Thanks! I'm fixin' to check-out your link. Chuck
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You got it! I'll be praying for all y'all! Every hotel, motel and anything with a roof on it, is booked solid here. We've got family headed this way if, the traffic on I-10 ever gets moving. Chuck
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Thanks, that's good to know... I'm still, going to pray for your safety. Maybe, that nasty bitch in the gulf, might have a second thought and back-off. Chuck