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    _______________________________________ D'ya think, she has taken a steroid or three? Chuck
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    ______________________________________ Once that story broke to the local news and the t.v. station he worked for got wind of it, it was 'adios' weather guy! Last I heard, he got a job in a 'major' market, here in the state. Another funny one, was the guy that got his weiner hung-up in a vaccuum cleaner hose! The scariest was the guy with the light-bulb in his colon. There's a bright idea! Chuck
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    Y'all! In one way or another. Thanks. Chuck
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    How'd you like to meet that in a dark alley??? Chuck
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    Un-believable! Chuck
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    Like this?
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    Uhhh... I think, it was a guy named Nathan. Chuck
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    I personally like hot dogs. I am thinking of starting a Hot Dog Restaurant chain. I'm thinking of calling it "Nathan's Famous Hot Dog's". Sounds catchy. Anyone think it will work?
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    _________________________________________ Had an ol' boy tell me one time that, 'Women are so evil! If, they didn't have a pussy... there'd be a bounty on 'em!' Chuck
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    Andouille sausage is gooooood stuff! Great in Gumbo! Great by itself! Nummers!
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    ___________________________________ Check-out 'Gunsmoke' for actors who were just getting started... Bruce Dern, Burt Reynolds, Tom Skerritt and more. The old Perry Mason series (before he moved to Denver) has a lot of older actors and folks just getting started who are big, now. Chuck
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    I don't care for Block Buster... Hastings is good. Chuck
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    _______________________________ In 'Ripcord', do you recognize Festus, from 'Gunsmoke'? Chuck
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    ______________________________________ I'm not to good with French... something about a large sausage...? Chuck
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    But it doesn't say where to stick the fuzzy end!! That's just an accident waiting to happen. __________________________________________ I can only imagine and I'm sure, it's been tried! Since you brought the subject up... My late, sister-in-law, was a nurse. Some of the 'items' that have been removed from human orifices, is un-believable. Light-bulbs, power tools, hand tools, vegetibles... My favorite story she told was about a (former) local t.v. weather guy who had a gerbal hung-up in his butt! Seems as though, it didn't make it through the maze! Poor critter tried to 'dig' his own exit. Chuck
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    I worked for a telephone equipment manufacturer and, due to a customer "accident", we had to put a label in the electrical compartment of an outdoor cabinet: DO NOT URINATE IN THE ELECTRICAL COMPARTMENT. ______________________________________ Holy crap! That's funny! I've heard storie of golks walking their dog and the owner lets the dog 'leak' on those upright little green boxes. The dog lives but, the dog owner gets electrocuted! After each visit to my dentist, he gives the 'complimentary' tiny tube of toothpaste and a new toothbrush. Honest to god, on the handle of the toothbrush, in bold print reads: "USE THE FUZZY END!" Chuck
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    Being an ex Cub Scout and Boy Scout leader, I found it ironic that there was a story in the not-too-distant past about a Boy Scout dad and a couple of boys lit a propane heater in their tent for warmth....the next morning they were cold. Darwin Award at it's best. _________________________________________ It's absolutely mind boggling, what people do... 'not thinking'! I worked 17-yrs. for a fuel-oil-propane distributor and some of the stories I could tell. Propane is an excellent fuel plus, it's 'environmentally friendly' but, it's dangerous! Not handled properly, it's deadly. Because of some of the things folks have done, not only with flammables but, ladders, hammers and etc. and all the law suits, we have all those silly warnings on everything. Chuck
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    ___________________________________________ ...or, bringing a propane gas grill indoors! Chuck
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    ___________________________________________ In reading your sig line, in this day and age, having sex is about all the danger you would need! Chuck
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    Just read the instructions on one of the bug-bombs. It says... harrrrrrrumph (clears throat) SHAKE WELL BEFORE USING tilt can away press valve all the way down... reads-on... here it is... After 2-hours, open all windows, turn on air-conditioner and fans... You just have to wait 2-hrs. That's the ACE Hardware brand. What we do is, put one in each room of the house, except the bedroom and set them off just before going to bed. Make a mad dash for the bedroom and put a towel along the bottom of the bedroom door. We also, set the spraying cans on sheets of newspaper. Chuck
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    ___________________________________ Good news, Walt! Glad to hear you are in good shape over there. My sister-in-law and her husband are here from your part of Houston. Took 'em 19-hrs. to get from their house to Austin, the other day. Keep us posted! Chuck
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    Yes m'am! Getting stung by a scorpion is kinda like being burned by a lit cigarette. Glad you got the exterminator in and I hope, it helps. You might, try some of those bug bombs. They are in most grocery stores. We use them on a regular basis and they work. Chuck
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    Why thankie kindly, pardner. Trust me when I tell you that I'm the most un-ordinary, unusual woman you'll ever have the opportunity to chat with here! __________________________________ That's good! I enjoy chattin' with the un-ordinary and unusual. They're people too!
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    There is a bumper sticker that says, "This truck protected by a pitbull with AIDS". I'm not as worried about the dog as I am about the person who is tough enough to do an uninterested pitbull. That is Attitude. ______________________________________ Yeah, I've seen that! I still like it. Chuck
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    Good one! Haven't heard it. Chuck