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QuoteIf you ever make it out to West Texas, you should definitely visit WetSex in Stanton... _____________________________________ A couple years ago, our DZO, had some T-shirts made-up to advertise the DZ. The finished product read: "SKYDIVE! WETSEXSKYPORTS!" Totally un-intended by the DZO! Chuck
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There ya' go! Chuck
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That's the area my sister-in-law and her husband spent 19-hr. in traffic to get away from. They're now, here. Glad to see Houston area avatars popping-up here! Chuck
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Yup! Good ol' Blue Heeler... dayum good dogs. Hell, they'll herd anything and I don't think, they ever get tired. He could, get a couple of WaltAppel's 'coons! they're chicken lovin' sons o' guns! Chuck
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Clara Peller! Loved that old lady in the BK commercials! One of the funniest things outa the 80's. Pretty common catch phrase for girls on a date, too! Chuck
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That's pretty funny... eerie but funny. I have talked with God and I think, if he ever answered me I'd crap my Wranglers! I just don't think I'm quite ready for the G-mail thing! Chuck
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BEEF... it's what's for dinner! Chuck
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A young man, goes to visit his dad in an old folks home. The young man asks his dad how everything is going. His very old dad replies; "I love it here! This is the greatest place, ever! Every night, before bed, they give me a warm glass of milk and a Viagra pill!" The son, very indignant responds; "They what? They give you a warm glass of milk and a Viagra pill before bed-time? That's wrong!" The young man stalks angrily, out of his dads room and confronts one of the aids. EXCUSE me! The son hollers at one of the aids. "My father, just told me that each night before bed, you give him a warm glass of milk and a Viagra pill!" "Is that true?" the young man asks. The aid politely responds; "Yes, sir!" "That is correct. Let me explain. The warm milk helps them to get to sleep. The Viagra pill keeps them from rolling out of bed!" Chuck
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And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and all DZ.commers will be invited! __________________________________ And the world will know you as ... 'The Osmonds!' Chuck
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Stewie has a movie? Get the hell outa here! That's too forkin' cool! Family Guy is the BEST! Chuck
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Glad to see your 'spirits' are up. Maybe some bottled spirits and throw a 'hurricane party'. Chuck
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Whew!!! Chuck
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Too cool! I can show you some places that'll take your breath away! I'm talkin' scenery! Sounds good to me. We only have about 15-DZ's in this State. Chuck
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I could never figure-out which is better... the rodeo or the dance. Hee, hee! Chuck
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...you shoulda' been there! We had our annual Ranch Rodeo, last week-end. My wife and I are on the staff. WELL. I got to be a judge for the BBQ cook-off. I got to taste chicken, ribs, chili and brisket! My God! There are some hellacious BBQ-ers! All of it was good. Some was a bit better. Chuck
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Disney, wasn't around at the time? Chuck
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Looks like if she does kiss yer ass, it's gonna be a bit on the 'weak' side. She's down-graded to Cat. - 3. Maybe, she knows better that to MESS WITH TEXAS! Hang in there! Chuck
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You bet! Glad to help! Chuck
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The suggestion earlier here, where you ask them to remove your name and number from their list is true! If, they call again, it's a big deal with the FCC. If, you get a telemarketer where you pick-up and there is silence and then they hang-up, they are 'homing-in' on when the best time is to call you. During that bit of silence, press the * button just as fast as you can. This 'scrambles-up' their equipment and deletes your number from their computer's memory bank. I've done it and it works. Chuck
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Nope! My wife, videos the various 'customers' of our neighbor... the drug dealer. We had a couple of big ugly guys stop and tell her they 'didn't like it!'. She showed them her badge and they hauled ass. You can video in-appropriate or un-lawful activity for use in (possible), future litigation or other court matters. You might have to run like hell but, nothing says you can't do it. It can be considered evidence. Chuck
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You are, referring to the dog... aren't you? Chuck
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Bwa-hahahahahaha... We're on the same wave-length! Chuck
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That means, help you or give you the necessary information to 'get along'. edit to add: You got it! Damn! I barely know you and I like you already! You're gonna do real good. Chuck
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Depends. If, they find enough to eat, away from town, they shouldn't be around. If, pickins are slin, they might stray your way. Just watch it around rock piles, or any good hiding place. In town, I wouldn't be concerned. Get a couple cats! Cats, will damned sure keep them away. Now, there's another snake we have here called a 'Bull' snake. They kinda look like a rattlesnake but, they are not pit vipers and don't have rattles. They eat rodents and are good. I've seen them kinda coil and hiss but, they won't hurt you. Chuck
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Maybe there should be a category for Black Humpers. When you hump someone's leg and they die laughing! ___________________________________ I think, I'd get a complex if, they died laughing. I'd rather, they fake an orgasm! Kinda like when a pit-bull humps your leg. Chuck