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Bwa-hahahahahaha... 'I Only Have Eyes For Ewe'???? Chuck
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QuoteOh, and the ever-popular "You remind me of my Jeep" by R.Kelly... _____________________________________________ I first read what you wrote and thought it said; 'You Remind Me of My SHEEP'! Chuck
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We would never just go over there and post pictures that are against the rules. We're not like that (well, most of us anyway!). _____________________________________ I think, you just set-up a dare! Chuck
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__________________________________ Well, it's a kinda give and take. I got satellite t.v. and had to give-up PBS. I do miss Austin City Limits, though. With Best buy, I've never had a problem returning anything. As long as I had the reciept. Maybe, it's a regional thing or managers? Chuck
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___________________________________ ...or, $14.95 at Best Buy! Chuck
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______________________________ 'Bitch' The Rolling Stones or one of Bill Clinton's favorites by Elton John; 'The Bitch is Back'! Chuck
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At this rate, looks like 'The Beer Barrel Polka' is gonna be the only choice left! Chuck
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How 'bout that ever popular 'Breathing' by Yoko Ono ...or, Marvin Gaye's 'Sexual Healing'!? Chuck
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Pfft! No big deal. Skinnyshrek rags me all the time. It's funny as hell. ____________________________________ I appreciate your understanding. Sometimes, I think, you know how it goes, thoughts come into my head and being a typical male, just blurt them out. Chuck
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I don't think, 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E' by Loretta Lynn would go over too big! Or 'The Pill', either. Chuck
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______________________________________ The band signed the songs?
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Does it matter Billy, you can't hear the fucking music anyways I'm talking about the rest of you hearing fuckers! Oh by the way, my wedding had no music in it. ______________________________________ The band signed the songs?
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__________________________________ Whoa, there! Are you kiddin' me? That is blasphemy here in Texas! That's second only to 'The Yellow Rose of Texas'! Chuck
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______________________________________ Reminds me of an old Robin Williams bit. He and his new baby son arguing over which one of them the (new) big boobies were for. Chuck
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Anything is more romantic when said in french! Je suis le gardien de but des rêves de ces dames! _________________________________________________ You are right! Years ago, Maurice Chevelier (sp) was on Johnny Carson's show. Johnny, asked Maurice for an 'example' of spoken French. Carson remarked on how beautiful the French language was. Maurice spoke and Johnny remarked again, how beautiful it sounded and asked what he said. Maurice told Johnny that he had "Wished the fleas of a thousand camels infest his shorts!" Chuck
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O.K. I'll try to help you out, here. I didn't see the PBS documentary on Dylan. I've been listening to and collecting his music since 1963. The man is amazing. There is a DVD out about his life in music. The guy has a great wit. A bit on the 'dry' side yet funny as hell. He can play the hell out of a guitar, too. Also, you're right. for BF, it might be better if you left-out words like 'documentary' 'PBS', you know... anything that might hint at 'class'! Chuck
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_______________________________________ Obviously, the pollster doesn't know French. Are French speaking goalies more romantic? Chuck
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What are some romantic things you do with your SO?
masterrig replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
I thought, this was romantic: On a flight from El Paso to Houston. the plane was cruising at about 37,000ft. when we encountered some turbulance, brought-on by a huge thunder & lightning storm, over Central Texas. Lightning had struck the right engine, putting it out of commission. The pilot, announced that that aircraft, could continue quite well with one engine and to sit-back and enjoy the ride. Shortly, lightening struck the left engine, putting it out of commission. The Pilot's voice was quickly heard over the speakers. "Folks, we are doomed! this plane cannot function without both engines. I suggest, you make peace with your maker!" With that, a gorgeous blonde stepped-out of first class and shouted: "Which man on this plane, is going to make me a 'real' Texas woman?" A long, lanky cowboy, seated in the rear of the plane, stood-up, pulled-off his shirt and threw it at the gorgeous blonde. "Iron that and get me a beer!" Chuck -
roflmao _________________________________________ Works great if, they follow the 'Three Shot Rule'! 1-shot: getting started. 2-shots: Under the table. 3-Shots: Under the host!
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Can you say... cup? Been there... done that. The boxer-briefs, seem to help in avoiding situations as you describe. Take your time, putting your gear on. Adjust 'the boys' and be sure the leg-straps are snug, yet as comfortable as possible. I see, so many guys getting in a hurry and not 'adjusting'. Chuck.
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I'm on a lot of things but glue isn't one of 'em, I never said rockclimbers weren't cool or hot, I'm just saying we're COOLER, and HOTTER, unless you don't think ur hot Nu uhhh. Rockclimbers have better bodies and work out more in general. Skydivers just sit on their butts while eating cheezy-poofs and drinking beer. Sometimes they eat pie too. I like pie. Ooh something shiney! ___________________________________ Cheezy poofs... GOOD! Beer... GOOD! Pie... Really GOOOOOD!
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Ain't that a bitch? Chuck
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___________________________________________ In reading your sig line, in this day and age, having sex is about all the danger you would need! Chuck Remember when the worst that could happen is you might have to buy breakfast? -author unknown __________________________________________ Sure do! Remember the 'T'-shirt... "Remember when sex was safe and skydiving was dangerous?' STD's were (seemingly) far less worrisome! Chuck
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___________________________________ I've had one or two experiences with BB, also. That's why, I got to Hastings. Their service, is way above BB, I think. Chuck
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That period of my life, was before; "King of the Hill"... thank God! Chuck