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  1. _____________________________________ There's a lot of truth, there! Chuck
  2. _______________________________________ Sorry man, nothin'! Chuck
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    croc hunter

    I got 32 points... They won't ever let that baby stunt go, will they? _______________________________________ They haven't had (that I know of) a game with Michael Jackson on a balcony holding a baby. Chuck
  4. _____________________________________ It brought a tear to my eye! Chuck
  5. ______________________________________ Hearing that line, always cracks me up! That one and... "The formation back-slid on me!" Chuck
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    South Park

    WTF is a normal serving of decency? I'll bet my definition is different from yours! Captures the subjectiveness of the word, "decency," brilliantly. ______________________________________ Sounds like something Andy DuPhrain would hear in Shawshank prison! Chuck
  7. You're a neo-nazi skinhead who got the crap beaten out of you? Hmmm you've got a point.. He doesn't look as good as me! ________________________________________ Aren't you stretchin' things a bit??? Chuck
  8. ________________________________________ Uh, lessee... you're a 'tom-boy'! That's cool! Guys are more comfortable around tom-boys. As long as you don't show us up! Chuck
  9. _________________________________ Have a safe trip! Say hello to Her Majesty for me and tell her that we here in the Colonies are doing well! Chuck
  10. Im actually astounded at how often this occurs. remember the pics of the guy who burned the hell out of his ass earlier this year? and I know of at least two other buttrocket launches. Gee, why don't chicks ever come up with fun stuff like that? ___________________________________________ What's with that? I have yet to hear, some girl say; "Hey... Bubette! Hold my beer an' watch iss!" Chuck
  11. _______________________________________ Yes... it has come down to that! It reminds me, to a lesser extent the credit card commercial (I think it was) starring Yao Ming (China's 7'-2" NBA basketball player). He's in a clothing store getting ready to pay for something. Young clerk points thumb at sign behind her saying "yo" (look at the sign doofus). Ming says "Yao!" Yo! YAO! Yo! YAO! YO! Chuck _________________________________________ Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, come to mind, also! Who's on first! What's on second and I don't knows on third! Chuck
  12. Good lord! I haven't laughed that hard in ages! Whadda maroon!! Chuck
  13. _______________________________________ Yes... it has come down to that! Chuck
  14. _________________________________ Yup! Chuck
  15. _________________________________ I always called them ... 'Fun Bumps"! Chuck
  16. __________________________________________ Yeah! You out-grew cooties a loooong time ago. Well, not too long ago. Anyhow, you out-grew them!
  17. He shows a lot of maturity and responsibility. Also, havin an 'older' woman to show him the ropes doesn't hurt. Seriously. He sounds like a good kid who is actually thinking with his 'big' head. Chuck
  18. ________________________________________ I love the look on the woman in the background! It's like, "What the... he's mine!" Chuck
  19. Everybody knows that girls have cooties... till they start to grow breastses! Chuck
  20. ________________________________ Bwa...hahahahahahahahaha Love it! Chuck He shat himself! Now that's original! ______________________________________ I heard, the doughboy, died! ...of a severe yeast infection! Chuck
  21. ________________________________ Bwa...hahahahahahahahaha Love it! Chuck He shat himself! Now that's original! _________________________________ That there's funny ('scuse me for this) shit! Chuck
  22. ________________________________ Bwa...hahahahahahahahaha Love it! Chuck
  23. Ummmm....................yeah...................of course not baby! first lession grasshopper start calling her MAM as in "yes mam" after 20 years+ marrige with the nanner..MAM works for me .. ___________________________________ Or, the alternative... "Yes, dear!" Chuck
  24. It appears as though, they are now, more yellow than the last one I saw. That, is definately yellow! If, that's what you are looking for... go for it! Chuck
  25. Big deal, if they aren't talking to you because you don't jump. Who needs fair weather friends. Not me. ______________________________________ Been there... done that! Funny, how soon we are forgotten! Chuck