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What did/do you want to be when you grew/grow up?
masterrig replied to SkydiveStMarys's topic in The Bonfire
_______________________________________ An 18 - 19 yr. old, should not have to think like that. Thank you, for what you did and glad you grew-up... alive! Chuck -
What does "conservative" mean to "conservatives"?
masterrig replied to livendive's topic in Speakers Corner
I don't think, the 'liberals' or 'conservatives' have figured that one out. Chuck -
Hell, there's one of the ladies here, uses exclamation points all over the place and it doesn't mean anything. Chuck
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How to make a thread catch fire without talking about sex
masterrig replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
_______________________________________ Fire... THIS! Chuck -
Racer serial numbers: first 2-digits: week. 2nd. two digits: year. Last digits: sequence. Chuck
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How to make a thread catch fire without talking about sex
masterrig replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
Yup yup!! Been down *that* road too many times, myself... ___________________________________ What worked fairly well with me was, the shy, diggin' my toe in the dirt routine. Chuck -
What did/do you want to be when you grew/grow up?
masterrig replied to SkydiveStMarys's topic in The Bonfire
_________________________________________ Might raise an eye-brow or two but, latchin' on to that beverage cart and emptying the contacts would definately draw some looks. Chuck -
How to make a thread catch fire without talking about sex
masterrig replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
Amen!! I can talk all kinds of smack from safely behind the computer screen, or on the phone...but in person I'm the shy one, mostly. ____________________________________ I know, what you're sayin'! Then when I did speakup, I got turned-down more times than a bed-spread! Chuck -
The GROSSEST thing you have ever encountered as a parent...
masterrig replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
I really gotta hand it to you and your hubby. You've got quite a challenge on your hands and sounds like, handling it well. Bless your hearts. When my first boy was a baby, my ex, was going to change his diaper. It was just pee. Instead of taking the 'used' diaper to 'cover' his little weiner, till she got him cleaned-up and a fresh diaper on, she just chunked it in the used diaper pail. She went to put the fresh diaper on and he squirted her right in the face. I got the livin' crap beat out of me for it but, I laughed so hard I was slappin' myself! Chuck -
Sen. Clinton Plays The Race Card For Personal Political Gain
masterrig replied to Sen.Blutarsky's topic in Speakers Corner
Or at least the first Democrat with one in a few decades....... _________________________________ That's for sure, the truth! Chuck -
How to make a thread catch fire without talking about sex
masterrig replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
________________________________ Aw, hell! you too? A buddy of mine, said that to a waitress one night and when I came back from the restroom... they were both gone! No laughter, no nada... gone! Chuck You know the old "Wanna Fuck?...then I guess a blowjob is out of the question." line? I've actually seen that successfully used... I was done for the night, I figured I'd seen it all at that point!!! ____________________________________ It's amazing! I've had guys tell me to just go ahead and ask. Only one of three things will happen. She'll say yea. She'll say no or, she'll slap your face! just never had the guts for that kind of bluntness. Chuck -
How to make a thread catch fire without talking about sex
masterrig replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
__________________________________ I noticed that! Just ask a girl; "Would you like to touch my penis?" they'll bust-out laughin, every time! Chuck Ask them first, THEN show them.... it delays the laughter for a few seconds... at least it did when I tried it... ________________________________ Aw, hell! you too? A buddy of mine, said that to a waitress one night and when I came back from the restroom... they were both gone! No laughter, no nada... gone! Chuck -
How to make a thread catch fire without talking about sex
masterrig replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
I dont even have to do that. Just show it to them and watch them Point and Laugh!! ________________________________ Ooouuuch! Chuck -
How to make a thread catch fire without talking about sex
masterrig replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
Stay on topic, the subject was changed to the horrible names that are the female sex organs. Thread drift is not an option once said thread has steered towards sex in any way shape or form. Report to my office immediatley for you ummmmm *service announcement, this poster has lost track of what she was saying, please disregard* _____________________________________ Frenchy, strikes again! That wascal! Chuck -
How to make a thread catch fire without talking about sex
masterrig replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
__________________________________ I noticed that! Just ask a girl; "Would you like to touch my penis?" they'll bust-out laughin, every time! Chuck -
_____________________________________ Age, is a state of mind! I voted no. Chuck
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How to make a thread catch fire without talking about sex
masterrig replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
_____________________________________ Ha,ha,ha... You got that right! Damn girl! Why, would any man want to touch a clitoris??? Now, men aren't afraid to 'rock the little man in the boat'! -
How to make a thread catch fire without talking about sex
masterrig replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
Fur-pie!!! Chuck -
How to make a thread catch fire without talking about sex
masterrig replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
I hate that word.... its almost as bad as "moist" , "cunt" or "she must have PMS" ___________________________________ Have you ever noticed how, the 'proper' words for the male/female body parts sound worse than the 'slang' words for those parts? Chuck -
Sen. Clinton Plays The Race Card For Personal Political Gain
masterrig replied to Sen.Blutarsky's topic in Speakers Corner
Didn't she already serve two terms running the country? _____________________________________ Yup! Our first female president with a penis! Chuck -
How to make a thread catch fire without talking about sex
masterrig replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
BOOBIES! Chuck -
Your boss is male or female? what's your relataionship with him/her?
masterrig replied to RkyMtnHigh's topic in The Bonfire
My current boss is female and I get along with her really well. I have worked mostly for women and much prefer it. As a nurse for seven years or so, I was in a female-dominated field and found that I was generally treated really well (mainly because I was good for heavy lifting, I think). I don't have anything against working for men, but my preference is definitely women. Walt _________________________________________ It's because of your tie-dye and urban camo! Chuck OMG. The beating continues!!!!! Walt _________________________________________ Hee, hee! You'll never live it down, Walt! Lemme guess... tie-dye scrubs? Chuck -
Your boss is male or female? what's your relataionship with him/her?
masterrig replied to RkyMtnHigh's topic in The Bonfire
Before going into business for myself, I always had men for bosses. The best boss I ever had, was a real demanding, 'hard-ass'. I got along great with him and loved working for him. We got along great where the other guys couldn't stand him. I just gave him a days work for a days pay... bottom line. It was the best job I ever had. Broke my heart, when he retired and closed the company. Chuck -
Your boss is male or female? what's your relataionship with him/her?
masterrig replied to RkyMtnHigh's topic in The Bonfire
My current boss is female and I get along with her really well. I have worked mostly for women and much prefer it. As a nurse for seven years or so, I was in a female-dominated field and found that I was generally treated really well (mainly because I was good for heavy lifting, I think). I don't have anything against working for men, but my preference is definitely women. Walt _________________________________________ It's because of your tie-dye and urban camo! Chuck -
3 - exclamation points don't mean anything. I think, she was just wanting you to get the idea she really is 'appreciative' of your work. You can still, ask her for coffee, though. I just wouldn't put a lot of stock in 3 - exclamation points. Chuck