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__________________________________________ He needs to get laid! (Was that "among other things"?) Chuck

_________________________________________ NO SHIT! Well... duh, me! Chuck

I got one a couple weeks ago and it said : 6 - 13 - 22 - 24 - 28 - 43 What's with that? Chuck

Plus, she might be able to lower her purity score in the process. Blues, Dave ___________________________________ Yeah! The possibilities are... well... endless! Chuck

That wasn't really nice, Billy! Chuck

You could tell him. Heck, he might like the idea! Chuck

Aw, crap! there went that BBQ I had for lunch! Chuck

________________________________________ Hey! That's what I was given... guess, I gotta live with it. You got a good one, though. Just for the heck of it, I entered my wife's name. This is one secret I 'gotta' keep... holy crap. Chuck

I would continue that little theme with the honey, but I'm sure I'd get thrown out of here. Walt _______________________________________ Yeah, I'd hate to see you put into cyber-stocks and banned for a lifetime. I can use my imagination. You got a good start on it, though. Chuck

Nice butt... lucky cat! Chuck

That was a starting point. You wouldn't believe where my mind went after that. Walt _________________________________________ Well... well... You must drive girls nuts. You take so long to finish... a story! Chuck

Holy Crap! I'll be back in awhile... I just remembered... I have to go to the grocery store... Chuck

Bushy Bignuts Chuck

Walt or Billy Vance. Those guys are cool in a crazy sort of way. I secretly, live vicariously through them... shhhhhh! Chuck

Pool of honey?!!!! Yeah!!!! Hell yeah!!! Walt _______________________________ I knew it! I knew it! Good grief! That might be fun if, you're tryin to put the make on a grizzly bear! Chuck

_____________________________________ He went-over really big with the laid-back crowd. It was the 'stiff-backs' that gave him hell. The strange part was, his 'real' feelings about women. What we heard was all 'stage' material. He could sure raise some hackles though! One of my very favorites went something like this... "Hickory, dickory dock, the bitch was suckin' my cock. The clock struck 2, I shot my goo and let her off at the next block!" Chuck

Hey Chuck! Just chillin' and tryin' to get my mind off of sex. Walt ____________________________________________ One way to stop thinking about sex is, quit looking at porn sites! I don't want to stop thinking about sex but, this 'age' thing just gets in the way. Hell, I think, any more, it's just 'memories' from the waist down! Well, keep chillin. Chuck Are you kidding? I have an ecredibly active imagination. No porn sites needed. I could write an awesome porn book in a day with just the thoughts going through my mind. I would have a chapter for every kind of hot sex you could imagine and a few you may never have thought of. Drives me nuts!!! Walt[/reply _________________________________________ That's really weird! I have thought of doing the same thing. I've got a fairly wild imagination. The only problem I might have would be making it sound 'real'. Except for the kinky shit... I'm just not into that. You know, like rolling in a pool of honey or peanut butter or whips and chains and fishing lures. Chuck

_______________________________________ You can bull-shit some of the people some of the time but, you can't bull-shit an old bull-shitter! I'll bet, it will work. Just joking. Make yourself to be a good worker with the company in mind. Faithful and eager to learn. Chuck

Hey Chuck! Just chillin' and tryin' to get my mind off of sex. Walt ____________________________________________ One way to stop thinking about sex is, quit looking at porn sites! I don't want to stop thinking about sex but, this 'age' thing just gets in the way. Hell, I think, any more, it's just 'memories' from the waist down! Well, keep chillin. Chuck *** I must me getting stronger with age... Was a time it took me TWO hands to hold it down in the morning...now I'm down to a finger or two...! ________________________________________ I recall a time when, I'd get a stiffie with the slightest breeze! Usually, at the wrong times... like history class or lunch hour in the cafeteria. Hell, we had no control over the damned thing! It was like, it had a mind of it's own. Mini-skirts really played hell with me. Chuck

That's how I remember it at least. Blues, Dave _____________________________________ Dunno... it's been awhile since I've heard it too. He had different versions of his 'rhymes'. At any rate, the guy is funny. Chuck

One of the most memorable porn films for me involved a couple of chics in sexy construction attire removing the bits of their drills and in place putting a "toy"... Gave new meaning to me fir the expression "getting drilled"! Which reminds me of one of my favorite films... "Ford Fairlane"... "... you know, Stanley... like the power drill..." ___________________________________ 'Ford Fairlane', was a good movie! Andrew Dice Clay is the shits! Too many people, didn't find him funny. I think he's hilarious. I watched his short-lived T.V. show and was really disappointed. He has some memorable quotes like: "Whadda you talkin' about? I did all the work in bed!" "Yeah? ...and on your way out... make me a sandwich!" "Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider and sat down beside her and she beat the shit out of it with her spoon! Whooooa!" Chuck

Hey Chuck! Just chillin' and tryin' to get my mind off of sex. Walt ____________________________________________ One way to stop thinking about sex is, quit looking at porn sites! I don't want to stop thinking about sex but, this 'age' thing just gets in the way. Hell, I think, any more, it's just 'memories' from the waist down! Well, keep chillin. Chuck

I don't know if that aired or not. I've only seen it on the internet, but I laugh 'til I HURT when I watch that! Walt _______________________________________ It's hilarious! I think, the part that really gets me is, these are supposed to be kids! Chuck

___________________________________________ The Rolling Stones: 40 - Licks! Chuck

Walt... Doood! 'sup dog? Chuck