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    ______________________________________ There's no place to vote, above your post!? Chuck
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    _______________________________________ When I was a kid, a bunch of us went to the beach. We were all just goofin'-off and I noticed this one kid in our group in water up to his neck, standing real still. i watched him for a minute, when I noticed a 'baby ruth' pop-up in the water behind him... last time I've been to the beach! Chuck
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    ____________________________________ Besides the plane ride to altitude, where? Chuck In your pillowcase when you're not looking. _________________________________________ Well... that, answers that question! Chuck
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    _______________________________________ Madonna's weird! Chuck Madonna is also right! It kills fungus that can cause athletes foot. I always pee in public showers after hearing that from Dr. Dean O'Dell and it put an end to athletes foot for me. I'm a believer. _______________________________________ Dr. O'Dell said that? O.K. I can go along with it. It just seems weird. On the other hand, like I said... it's cheap! Chuck
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    _____________________________________ She's got my vote!!! Chuck
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    ____________________________________ Besides the plane ride to altitude, where? Chuck
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    If, that works better. Chuck
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    ____________________________________ Cyber stalker! It's not un-common. Get a grip! Seek help! Chuck
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    WOW! I had no idea of the possibilities! All we do is piss it away. Isin't it an aphrodisiac in some asian country? Hmmmmm... Chuck No, you're thinking of Rhino and Elephant meat. It's easy to confuse that with pee. ________________________________________ Hell! Seems like everything in the orient is an aphrodisiac! Isn't that rhino and elephant horns and tusks? Chuck
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    ____________________________________ Good one! Chuck
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    What? Robert Parker could start a whole new publication on people's urine! Imagine the money to be made! You could get vegan piss, raw piss, carnivore piss, even pregnancy piss. People could be famous because they have the best piss on the planet. The possibilities are endless. _________________________________ WOW! I had no idea of the possibilities! All we do is piss it away. Isin't it an aphrodisiac in some asian country? Hmmmmm... chuck
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    Well there you have it! So how's about everyone come over to my place on Friday night for a good piss party? We can have pee and biscutts, pee and cheese, pee and ...um...pee. Ohh we can do it like a wine tasting! See who's urine has the best aromas, check out the legs, the viscosity, the body. OOh this one's dark yellow! It must be more robust than that other one! I wonder what mine would be like. Now that I think of it, I wonder if you could get drunk of my urine after a good night of drinking Patron Silver. Dropzone parties will never be the same. Where's the puking icon when you need it??? _______________________________________ I was thinking the same thing! Good Lord! Chuck
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    _____________________________________ Bwa-hahahahahahahaha... Oh! Those crazy kids! Chuck
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    __________________________________ Was that before or after the orgy? Chuck
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    (Check my sig. line.) I can really understand your situation, now. Chuck
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    Before I could ever afford an electric guitar, I used to practice on my old 'flat-top' in the bathroom. Just for the 'acoustics'. A public restroom seems to get that 'surround sound' for a really huge fart! Chuck
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    No, but I've gotta couple of stories about that.... Walt ___________________________________ Why, did I know, that was coming? Walt, for all the shit, you've experienced in your life-time, you gotta be pushin' 100! (Just pullin' yor leg.) Chuck No, actually in case anyone is wondering, I am 49, but have the mind of a retarded six-year-old most of the time. Walt ______________________________________ Too cool! I gotcha beat by 10-yrs. and I think like that! Chuck
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    Dayum! What you told her, would've been my 'first' response! Sheesh... how do you figure women? Let's face it. Candles and leather definately conjure-up 'thoughts' in a guy. Just like a woman, to be thinking of 'decorating'! It's like making love to a woman and you're really gettin' into it and she says; "Blue... I'll paint the cieling... blue!" Chuck
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    ___________________________________ If, that really works... so much, for high dollar cures! Chuck
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    __________________________________ I learned real early in life, when someone pees in the pool, the 'blue' water turns a bright 'green' around the guilty party! Chuck
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    No, but I've gotta couple of stories about that.... Walt ___________________________________ Why, did I know, that was coming? Walt, for all the shit, you've experienced in your life-time, you gotta be pushin' 100! (Just pullin' yor leg.) Chuck
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    Screw that!! Uh, ladies, anyone for a swim? Walt _________________________________ You're not into 'golden showers', are you? Seeing this about peeing in a swimming pool reminds me of a sighn my buddy had by his pool: "We don't swim in your toilet... please, don't pee in our pool!" Chuck
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    And if they start looking at you as the culprit, hope there's someone behind you that you can put on an act and look back there... __________________________________________ Precisely! Chuck
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    _______________________________________ I've done it! What works good is, getting on the treadmill with the fan, blowing at your back. Fire-off an SBD and like you said... watch the reactions of the folks in front of you, on the machines. Chuck
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    blueberry, chocolate-chocolate, maple bars, plain fried-cakes, powder sugar fried cakes, custard filled... soooo good! Chuck