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____________________________________ Yessir! They sure will. We've tried to hunt them out of there but, it's been a chore. What started the problem was, The owner of some 'conservancy land', noticed the wild pigs on his land. This guy, doesn't raise cattle... he's a vegetarian. He then, called the State Fish and Game folks and they brought in a helicopter to push the pigs off his land and onto the neighboring ranchers lands. Chuck

________________________________ I've got a question. Wasn't Hitler of Jewish ancestry? Chuck

pigs eat grass, You tell that to the rancher I work for! He's got a real problem with feral pigs tearin-up his fences and eating baby (just born) calves. I know this to be a fact because I helped fix the fences and saw the dead calf carcasses! Pigs will eat grass and whatever one feeds them in captivity but, these pigs were turned loose and now, there's a problem! Chuck

'Aftermath' The Rolling Stones 'Beggars Banquet' The Rolling Stones 'Steel Wheels' The rolling Stones 'Avalon Blues' Mississippi John Hurt The complete 1928 Okeh Recordings. 'Nick of Time' Bonnie Raitt 'Live at Austin City Limits' Eric Johnson 'The Outlaws' Waylon, Willie and Chris Chuck

Yeah! Cheezy Poofs!!! I wonder how Tom's knew about aerial - 360's???????? Maybe... they have a skydiver in their midst!? Chuck

Just because some random guy in 1783 decided to write a list of words and their "correct" spellings does not mean that we as a society have to just agree with him. Ans those who followed in his footsteps and wrote subsequent dictionarys, what gave them the right to decide (competely randomly by the way) how we should spell and use words in the english language. for instance why is it light instead of lite. Doesn't it make more sense to be spelled that way? And It was spelled that way and many other ways before MR Webster decided he was going to tell the world how to write. This of course is only one example. For many more please see Bill Brysons "made in America" (Any misspelled words in the previous post are misspelled in protest I swear.) _____________________________________ I don't believe, Mr. Webster was so much trying to tell us how to spell but rather, to put some semblance of order to the spelling of words. I learned that light was as in 'sunlight', 'daylight' and etc. Madison Ave. and other advertising agencies came-up with kitchy ways of spelling various words such as 'lite'. 'Lite beer' 'lite in calories' and etc. I learned Mr. Websters way of spelling words. To me, it gets a bit confusing at times, what with all the catchy abbreviations and the 'new' spelling of words. That's why, when I'm writing, I keep a dictionary handy or use spell check. It isn't all that hard. After all that, if, I mis-spelled any words I'm gonna look pretty stoopid. Just my opinion. Chuck

_________________________________ Dayum! I'll bet, that'd work. Hell, if it works on chickens and gamebirds... hell yeah! Chuck I'm thinking - there are good hurts and bad hurts and i haven't decided on this one yet. _____________________________________- I'll bet if, Funks were to try it out... he'd tell us! Chuck

______________________________________ I think, I remember seeing something like that a long time ago. Chuck

_________________________________ Dayum! I'll bet, that'd work. Hell, if it works on chickens and gamebirds... hell yeah! Chuck

___________________________ I was told, I lived through the 60's... must I be reminded??????? Chuck

She does go through her fazes doesn't she? This week she looked like she took a big bong hit before each show. ______________________________ I think, that's so she can 'deal' with Simon! Whatever it was, I think, it musta' been good shit! Chuck

Ohhhh. Did she have her Hat? ___________________________________ Did she? Chuck

_______________________________________ Can you feel the LOVE here, people? Chuck Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie em in a knot? Can you time em in a bow? Can you throw em o'er you shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ball hang low? ___________________________________ I haven't heard that in ages! Chuck

______________________________________ You might poke the kid's eye out! Chuck

No big deal. She's been hangin' around Paula Abdul! Chuck

_______________________________________ Can you feel the LOVE here, people? Chuck

I don't see that it's about feeding egos. Maybe it's about feeding political objectives, but I really don't see what political objective this is going to feed for the "pro-life" crowd. Forget the association with Brittney Spears. I don't really care who the model/inspiration is. I can see a sculpture of childbirth being seen as a beautiful thing, but political? I'm not seeing anything political about it. If it really is a likeness of Brittney Spears and she did not give permission, maybe there's a problem but to me the whole thing is just a big yawn. Walt _______________________________________ I'm with you there, pal. I don't see the 'political connection', either. Besides, I think, the statue would show more practicality if she were squatting. Chuck

__________________________________ I wasn't suggesting that Brittany give birth in the back of a pick-up. What I was saying was... I just don't give a shit what she does! I just don't care! i know, that sounds pitiful but... I don't care. Chuck

That's crazy talk. Cows are vicious animals. If we dint kill every single one of them, they'd take us out, one by one. __________________________________ Besides, there's 'money', in them thar cows! Chuck

These people have just too much time and money. I don't really care if, Brittany Spears gives birth in the back of a pick-up! As for art? One word... cheesy! Anything to feed their starving egoes. Chuck

I'd say, keep your nose clean! Then, what happens...happens. The main thing is, you'll have a clear conscience. I don't think, she's 'screwin' around' on you. She may be 'testing' you and your fidelity. Stay on the straight and narrow and you can't go wrong. That's just what I'd do. What you do in the 'end', is up to you. Chuck

_______________________________- Holy crap! That's funny! Chuck

____________________________ Aw yeah! That'll work. I was just screwin' with Funks! I do, know a guy who really thought he was doing something nice and got his wife an Epilady! That poor sumbitch! He couldn't apologise enough after she tried it. He told me about that and I was rollin' on the floor slappin' myself. The guy (it had to be a guy) who invented that thing, really, really hates women! Chuck

If, you're really 'tough'... try an Epilady! Chuck

Till, he started using the 'F'-word, he reminded me of Baby Bob on the Quizno's ads! Speaking of sandwhiches... A guy was walking down the street. He sees a sign in the window: "Hand-jobs: $5.00 Cheese sandwhich: $1.00! He goes in and asks the lady behind the counter; "Are you the lady that gives the hand jobs?" She replies; "Why yes, I am!" The guy says; "Well, wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwhich!" Chuck