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    _________________________________ I thought, it was Karma, Karma, Karma,... Karma-chameleon? Chuck
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    I caught a jumper who 'penciled' my name. He screwed-up and 'wrote' my number... I use a rubber stamp for my symbol and number. I simply removed my seal. He wasn't allowed to jump because, the rig had no seal. Chuck
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    Good mornin', back atcha! Enjoy the day. Chuck
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    Don't let them get to you. Laugh it off and just have fun. They can't help it because, their ignorance is showing! You can't argue with stoopid! Chuck
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    _____________________________________ It wasn't me! Chuck
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    Hell yeah! Hold my beer and... Naw... I don't think I could It's pretty cool, though! Chuck
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    Iffin I did her my shit would probably be burning! I'd have to hit the free clinic a FEW times just to cure it! _______________________________________ Yeah... a few times a week! She got drunk one night and almost caused a riot! She went runnin through a trailer park yellin; "Wal-Mart sucks!" Chuck
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    __________________________________ Hell yes, I do! It's been passed-down through the family since WW-II. This animal situation gets any worse... I'll be reporting from there! Chuck
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    _________________________________________ I've mentioned this before, in BF. It is a plot on the part of animals to take-back, what we have taken from them! Their homes! That dove incident was a lone 'kamikaze'. The geese did that to get you to swerve, with hopes of your hitting a tree, light-pole or some other in-animate object. Squirrels are running re-con! You think for one moment, those giant carp, jumping into fishermen's boats was 'coincidence'? I don't think so! You've read of moose and elk pillaging towns and scaring the crap out of people? Large birds, dive-bombing people? It's all, part of the plot by animals. You're just going to have to be on your guard and be ready for the next 'attack'. Don't say, I didn't warn you! Chuck Chuck
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    ______________________________________ Count your blessings! That ol' hide, has probably got 'stuff' that kerosene and a wire brush wouldn't remove! Chuck
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    ________________________________________ That's the same tone I have on mine! Just an old fashion telephone! Chuck
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    AHH yesss...THE BEST!! __________________________________ You are soooo right! The scenery ain't bad either! Chuck But of course its the wings we go there for ____________________________________ Of course, we do! Why, don't the women in our lives believe that? Chuck
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    AHH yesss...THE BEST!! __________________________________ You are soooo right! The scenery ain't bad either! Chuck
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    AHH yesss...THE BEST!! Love them! ___________________________________ That is so wrong in so many ways! My EYES! Chuck
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    Hooter's chicken wings! Chuck
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    All this, reminds me of one of my customers. He never gave me his 'complete' rig. He always removed the main. I'd periodically ask if he'd like me to go through the main some time. He'd always tell me that the main was fine and it was flying great. He had an old V-1 Vector with a Raven reserve and an old 7-cell (Don't know the mfgr.) main. The day came that he ordered all new gear from me. After the new gear arrived, he brought his old gear to me to 'go through'... main also! I started with the main. I found, two ribs torn from the bottom skin, on rib was torn from the top as well as bottom skin. These tears were more from the middle of the parachute toward the trailing edge. This is along with several small 3-corner tears. It might not be a bad idea to have a rigger go through the main, once in awhile. Chuck
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    ____________________________________ Yeah! He could fly skydivers then, try to beat 'em back to the DZ! We could paint his name, just under the cock-pit window, just like those guys in 'Top-Gun'! I can see it all now... I really like this idea.. I've gota get the gf through nursing school. Then it's ON! _______________________________________ Just picture it! The Slap-meister! Buzzin' around the skies in a big ol' twin Otter! I'd get you one of those 'bomber' jackets and a white scarf but... folks would think you looked like Snoopy! Chuck
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    ____________________________________ Yeah! He could fly skydivers then, try to beat 'em back to the DZ! We could paint his name, just under the cock-pit window, just like those guys in 'Top-Gun'! I can see it all now... Chuck Chuck
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    Fixed it for ya! You're welcome. ___________________________________ Yeah! That's the ticket! You're welcome, too! Chuck
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    Uh ohh...did his "rash" come back? TripleF ___________________________________ Holy SHIT! I sure hope not! It was really ugly, the last time! I didn't see it but just judging from what was said... Chuck
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    ______________________________________ You've had it coming and going, lately. I hope, your friend gets better real soon. That's rough. Have you tried going to the gym? Works for me. Chuck
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    You don't always have to say anything. Sometimes, your expression says it all. People, understand. It's a tough thing and some folks just get 'lost' for words. It's O.K. We know! Chuck
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    _____________________________________ Yeah, I know what you mean. So far, I've been through the shock and anger. Now, it's just a limp, dazed feeling. Go punch the shit out of an old pillow. Just knock the stuffing out of it! I think, we're all going through 'something' right now. Take care, my friend. Chuck
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    I usually re-read my posts, to check for spelling and to make sure I don't say something that might be taken in a way I didn't intend. I do this before I post. Well, most of the time. Sometimes, I don't. I don't do brilliance... mostly bull-shit. After all, this is the BonFire! Chuck
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    Would you like to talk about it? It's good, to talk-out your problems. We're here for you! We just don't want you to do anything 'rash'. Chuck