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________________________________ Of course, I'm kidding. I was lookin' for 'reaction'. I think, seriously, whatever you're comfortable in. Others may not like it or think it's 'cool' but, the hell with that. It's about what you like. Chuck

____________________________________ After you've blown the knees outa' your Wranglers, cut 'em off, just above the knee... cool! These factory made, hemmed 'jean' shorts look dorky. JMO Chuck

__________________________________ HEY! I'm tryin' to sell my house... have you ever been throught that? It's not fun! Chuck

__________________________________ I've seen it several times. He was found 'Not Guilty' in a court of law. That's all there is! Chuck

Bluetooth and the headpice make you look like an even bigger shitbag. Just so you know. _________________________________ You got that right! I ran into an ol' boy I hadn't seen in awhile. We shook hands and said hello. I went to ask how he'd been and the family ... I realize, he's talking ... but not to me! He had one of those stupid blue-tooths stuck in his ear and was talking to it! I just walked awaw. I thought it was pretty rude. Chuck

______________________________________ That's 'camel-toe'! Chuck

_______________________________ I can just hear that guy after the dive: "I wasn't 'there' because you guys floated'! Chuck

_______________________________ Thank you Sir, for your service. I like your thinking about 'yellow ribbons'. Chuck

________________________________ You won the cherry pit spittin' contest? Too cool! Big congrats! Ha, ha, ha... Chuck

Dayum! Iguess, it's just been 'recently', they got 'magnetized! Thanks for that, John! Chuck

____________________________ That there's funny... I don't care who ya' are! Chuck But to achieve downright hilarity, and to move it a little closer to truth: Support the manufacturers of magnetic ribbons. The whole magnetic ribbon thing is a combination of: The crass commercialism that has overtaken the US. The entirely inexplicable need of the lower classes to display their opinions publicly via the use of baseball caps, shirts, bumper stickers, and now magnetic ribbons. The diminishment of the self, specifically the importance and value in which the self is held, generating the need to belong in every other way we can, even thru the purchase and display of tawdry paraphernalia like little magnetic ribbons. (Oh, I think I just eliminated the inexplicability of the item above). _______________________________________ I don't know what class I am but, I don't display magnetic ribbons, bumper stickers or wear political T-shirts. I do fly an American Flag, though! Chuck

____________________________________ Like my grand-parents had in their window showing their sons/daughters in WW-II. Sadly, the banners with a gold star(s) meant they lost their son(s)/daughter(s) in the war. I totally believe in and support our troops for what they are doing. Trying to keep this country safe. I extend a big THANK YOU, to you and all our men and women in the service of the U.S.A. Chuck

Not only is it ok to bring your spit-cup to the table but it can provide some truly outstanding entertainment. For the truly talented spitter, keeping the spit cup in a shirt pocket and spitting straight up in the air and catching it in the pocketed spit cup is a talent worthy of showing off, even to the most jaded of audiences! Here is a great way to amuse friends and family. Set your half-full spit-cup on the dinner table and announce that you are accepting wagers. You tell everyone you will take one large gulp from the spit-cup and ask if anyone cares to wager that you will not! Few people will be able to resist that wager. After the suspense builds for a while, proceed to take a huge gulp from the spit-cup and continue on until you have swallowed every drop. Naturally, this will generate very puzzled looks among your audience. That's when you announce, "Could stop at one gulp 'cuz it was one long mucusy string!" They will laugh themselves into a frenzy at your clever humor! Walt _______________________________________ Thank's Walt! Those are some pretty cool ideas. You're really good at this stuff! Chuck

QuoteSkydivers are constantly wondering about etiquette, both on and off the DZ. Having been in the sport for a while, I'm offering my profound knowledge of the topic to my fellow jumpers. For example, let's say you are having dinner with your boss and a client at a very expensive restaurant and you notice the client has a huge booger hanging out of his nose. What do you do? ______________________________ Is it o.k. to bring your spit-cup to the table so that you have it handy after supper? Chuck

Why yes....yes I do! _______________________________ Cool! Nothin' to tell! Chuck

________________________________ The usual... The Apprentice, Survivor, American Idol. My wife likes those. I get to watch bull ridin' on Saturdays. Chuck

_________________________________ It really wasn't very exciting. A lap dance here, a lap dance there. You know the drill. Chuck

Absolutely not! We all LOVE it when dirty laundry is aired in public.

BUT Its not a good idea to invite one of your team members who is Hindu.... to come with us for lunch yesterday as one of the guys did _____________________________ So much for international relations! How embarrassing! Chuck

_______________________________ That song came-out in '73. That's how I remember it. The Iran-hostage thing was when yellow ribbons really started appearing. Folks were tying them to their car antennas. Chuck

[B][BLUE]AH HAH! GOTCHA'!!! _____________________________ Well... I couldn't in all good conscience lie to that one... could I? Chuck You could, but then you wouldn't have a good conscience now would you? ~R+R...Whips and chains all around...... _____________________________ Nope! I feel better already! Chuck

[B][BLUE]AH HAH! GOTCHA'!!! _____________________________ Well... I couldn't in all good conscience lie to that one... could I? Chuck

___________________________________ As well you should! Nothin' and I mean nothin' beats a good steak! I'm gonna get some argument on that one... hee, hee! Chuck

___________________________________ Not at all! It's rude n' crude! Simply... bad manners. Chuck

You seem to be disagreeing with wikipedia on the origin. Am I the only one who finds this a little distasteful? _____________________________ Seriously! That song; 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak Tree' started the ball rolling on yellow ribbons. Chuck