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    The answer to all that... MORE JUMPS!!! Keep it up, you'll get there. edit to add: Stick with those good people and you'll get there! Chuck
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    Not too shabby! Just ignore Piisfish... he's only stalking! Chuck
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    _____________________________ I don't care who you are... that there's funny! Chuck
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    _______________________________ Wow! Tough question! Chuck
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    Try keeping your hands out of the yellow stream of liquid. ______________________________ You bet! Growin'-up, I was told... "Don't pee on your fingers!'' edit to add: I could never figure-out why, I was told to wash my hands, afterwards!? Chuck
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    The towels are only for decoration--kind of like those little things of soap shaped like sea shells. Walt _______________________________ Oh, O.K.. Thanks! I knew what all the other towels were for but, thos little ones really had me puzzled. Chuck
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    Thanks, Walt. By the way... what the hell are those little towels for, anyhow? I always dry my hands on my Wranglers! Chuck
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    Dear Walt; F'rinstance, you are at someones house and have to use their bathroom. No, this is not about the lid being up or down. Anyhow, you look in the mirror while you're draining your bladder and notice a huge, inflamed zit on your nose. You go ahead and squeeze it and get gunk, all over the mirror. You can't leave it like that (this is a fancy house) do you use one of those little embroidered towels to clean the mess off the mirror? Thanks in advance for your response. Chuck
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    I took the HR out, but I'm leaving the --, that's just how I like it. I'm just really happy HH has finally added this feature, I've been asking for it for atleast 3 years. When he wouldn't add it I had to go on a mini-crusade to get people to add seperating lines/markings to their sig lines to help show the difference between the posts and the sig line. Now if he would add one more line of code that would remove the siglines in ALL posts in the Incidents forum. ___________________________________ 1-man + 1-cause = A BIG Win!!! That line has been long over due. Good goin', Dave!!! Chuck
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    ____________ I thought, we were talking about melons. Chuck
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    _______________________________ If, you eat it... you don't have to take it to dinner! Chuck
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    ___________________________________ To me, neither of them is 'that' good! Gag me with a spoon! Chuck
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    that would be Elton John Who? I say again, "Who?" Or, maybe, "Who." ________________________________ Ding, ding, ding... we have a winner! From the Rock Opera: 'Tommy'! Chuck
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    That's only in movies, uh, isn't it? Walt _______________________________________ Well, it was! I think, you just gave yourself away! Chuck
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    Apple pie? Chuck
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    __________________________________ I think, I'd feel pretty weird, doin' it with a melon, beef liver, tangerine or whatever. Personally, women are my first choice. Chuck
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    Soldiers

    masterrig replied to leroydb's topic in The Bonfire

    Since it was posted by an American, I can see the reference to America. I'm sure, you could change America to the name of any other country you desire. Feel free to express your patriotism. Chuck
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    __________________________________ It's the old story! Everything's bigger and better in Texas! I saw that story. Quite an honor, huh? Chuck
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    ____________________________ Same old deal... it's Bonfire! You'll seldom, get a fair shake here! Chuck
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    What's yer 'saddle' doin' Saturday night?! _____________________________________ Which reminds me of something I heard an old cowboy say once; "When I die, I want them to tan my hide and make it into the seat of a ladies saddle. Then, I'll be next to the thing I love the most!". Chuck
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    Lets just say that it is a bit "Over Done" _________________________________________ I guess so! About 5 more years of that and her skin will look like my saddle! Chuck
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    Etiquette and fairness are truly the foundations of a civil society and that absolutely dictates that as the gender roles change in our society and women assume their rightful positions alongside men at all levels, that they also take on the responsibilities their positions entail. Yes women who are truly liberated from past ways of thinking should take the initiative and raise the seat back up when they are done. You would be well within the bounds of reason, etiquette and fairness to require the women in your life to raise the seat. On the other hand, if you ever want to get laid again, don't even think about it!!!! Walt ________________________________________ I think, that seat question can be answered this way. It's like approaching a fence gate. If, the gate is open when you pass through and it's still open on your way out... leave it that way. Same thing goes if the gate is closed! Chuck
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    Standards

    masterrig replied to brierebecca's topic in The Bonfire

    _____________________________ All I heard, before my wife and I got married was about her 'list'. Made me nervous! I'm still, trying to figure-out how I fit the 'equation'!? Chuck
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    QuoteEasiest Solution... Just leave the Plunger in the toilet. After a couple times.. She will learn to look before she sits. ___________________________________ Wait 'n see, how long it takes for them to lose the big smile! Chuck
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    To quote Forest Gump, “Stupid is as stupid does”. Sell em a new set.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sad to say, but the average modern skydiver is not bright enough to remove or install main risers, much less assemble a canopy. Let's face it, main risers are a high-wear-item that should be replaced every 600 or so jumps. If a clueless (PIA TS-102) skydiver tries to sell a harness without main risers, just tell him to drop his asking price $100 to $2150. _______________________________ There ya' go! Even if, they aren't trying to sell the main or the entire rig, just 'try' and tell them they need new risers after about 600-jumps or so. Chuck