masterrig

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  1. I've got a Remington model-721. It's a definate straight shooter. Mine, is 30.06. With this rifle, you may want to get it to a good, knowledgable gunsmith. There was a problem with the safety. A safety bulletin was put-out by Remington after an incident in Montana. I had mine checked-out and no problem. I put a 3x9 scope on it and once sighted-in, you can knock the whiskers off a gnat at 100-yds., easy! It's just a sweet rifle. You can find information on this rifle on the net. Chuck
  2. Uhh, should that read "stinks together"?? TripleF __________________________________ I guess, it could if the two were not clean at the time. I really don't know. That's just the way I heard it years and years ago. Chuck
  3. The couple that sweats together... sticks together! Chuck
  4. Dang! As long as I've been around... there isn't enough room here to tell it all. Chuck
  5. 'Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators!' 'I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat!' 'Take the diplomacy out of war and The thing would fall flat in a week!' 'There ought to be one day... just one... when there is open season on senators!' 'There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you!' Will Rogers Chuck
  6. _____________________________ ...or Will Rogers! You are right about Mark Twain! Chuck
  7. 'In God We Trust... All Others Are Suspect' Seen in an investigator's office. Chuck
  8. _________________________________ I like that! Chuck
  9. I can't reach that far otherwise... Seriously, get someone to help you. Follow the instructions for measuring on the order form. Take measurements TWICE! Wear what you would normally wear under a jumpsuit. Chuck
  10. YOU WANT IT WHEN? I have that one in my loft!
  11. My favorite one: "Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an asshole." _________________________________ I like that one, too! The one's that really get me are the folks who put their last name on the back windo of their vehicle. Had one recently, involved in a string of house burglaries. Every witness gave the police the guy's last name... it was on his back window! Duuuuh! Chuck Chuck
  12. ...or the bumper stickers: 'Mi child is an honor roll student at blah, blah, school!' So what? Or the ones on a ratty old pick-up; 'My kid beat the crap outa your honor student!' What's with that? Oakley stickers on Hummers... the peak of ostentation! Chuck
  13. ___________________________________ Those Japanese cars are made in the good ol' U.S. of A! Chuck
  14. Whadda' jerk! Seriously! I've seen that 'story' in I don't know how many beer joints and bars. You got drunk, got stupid and now, all you can do is tough it out. Really cool girl, though. You might get her some nice flowers as a thank you(for letting you crash)/apology. You'll survive. Chuck
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    Nut Cleavage

    ____________________________ That'll work! Just NO jerry-curl! Big no-no! Chuck Why not? It's like lube right? ________________________________ I guess so. I never tried to shove them in too! Really? Chuck _________________________________ Gol dang, that's funny! No, I never did. Turtle... you're killin' me, here! Chuck
  16. masterrig

    Nut Cleavage

    ____________________________ That'll work! Just NO jerry-curl! Big no-no! Chuck Why not? It's like lube right? ________________________________ I guess so. I never tried to shove them in too! Chuck
  17. masterrig

    Nut Cleavage

    ____________________________ That'll work! Just NO jerry-curl! Big no-no! Chuck
  18. masterrig

    Nut Cleavage

    ___________________________________ A nut-sack and sexy? It don't work! Chuck it does if they're resting on a million dollars. I bet my nuts would look crazy sexy IF I had a million dollars. ___________________________________ Well... you don't have a million bucks and you know what they say about 'IF'... IF, the dog hadn't stopped to take a shit... he would have caught the rabbit! Chuck
  19. _____________________________________ He really said that? What a jerk! I'm not really afraid... just messin' with ya'. Chuck
  20. masterrig

    Nut Cleavage

    ___________________________________ A nut-sack and sexy? It don't work! Chuck
  21. Haha, just when I thought this thread was going well. _______________________ A thread go well? Isn't that an 'oxymoron'? Chuck
  22. masterrig

    Taxes

    Wrong. A billion seconds is 31.8 years. A billion seconds ago it was 1975. Just thought you might like to know. _____________________________ Don't tell us... you sat there with a calculator and figured that out! Chuck
  23. ______________________________ That's right! sometimes the situation warrants it! I just don't wanna be there when that happens! Chuck
  24. I hope Bobbi isn't in a 'mood' and sees this! It could get real bad. Chuck