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Hey! That was ME! Nah..j.k.... but I did get the nickname of "Mud Bug" at Gold Coast after landing in a muddy swamp a few years ago. _____________________________ Yeeeew! I'll bet, that was messy! Now, we're gonna call you... 'Mud-bug'! Chuck The mud was jet black, very oily, thick and stinky...I got a *golf clap* from the jumpers on the back deck for the stellar performance as I bowed and pulled chunks of mud off my face, hair, rig...it was everywhere. Laurel's commentary was "here she comes, there she goes...oh my..where is she going? Dóh!" Why does it seem that there's an audience when weird stuff like that happens? _______________________________ It never fails! Do something like that and everybody in the world sees it. I can just picture all that nasty gumbo clay and muck. Not fun! Chuck
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Hey! That was ME! Nah..j.k.... but I did get the nickname of "Mud Bug" at Gold Coast after landing in a muddy swamp a few years ago. _____________________________ Yeeeew! I'll bet, that was messy! Now, we're gonna call you... 'Mud-bug'! Chuck
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________________________________ I heard about it in the 80's, when I made my first jump. For some reason, my first-time presence, brought-out all kinds of horror stories from the 'regulars'. Didn't scare me none... I made that first jump! Chuck
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___________________________________ Picky... picky! Chuck
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Stingray Kills 'Crocodile Hunter' Irwin
masterrig replied to warpedskydiver's topic in Speakers Corner
I heard on the news that he told his camera man that if he should ever be attacked by an animal, that the camera man should keep on filming. What a great attitude and dedication to his work. Respect!!! __________________________________ ...and we learned from him. A fascinating man. We're going to miss him and his good work. Chuck -
That's about as bad as the story I heard (years ago)of the first-time jump student who landed in an alligator swamp! Chuck
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______________________________ This, could get ugly! Chuck
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That is so wrong in so many ways! Yet, in a sick, sordid way... it's funny! Chuck
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Did you have problems with Nixon's lies, with Reagan's lies and with Bush's lies about substantive issues, or are your problems restricted to Democrats' sex lives? ________________________________ Hell, the politicians of any party, don't lie! They might 'spin' the truth a bit but, they wouldn't lie! Chuck
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WoW! Talk about 'opening a box of chocolates'! Get dialin', brother! You hit pay-dirt! Chuck
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You are not really surprised, are you? But I am as I was sure, my post was ironical enough to be understood that way. The story behind it is well enough known - so there's nothing to hide. Obviously, my post was not graphic enough - warpedskydiver had to make it up to mach his personal taste warped disgusting. __________________________________ A very strange twist to your post, for sure! Chuck
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I think, I'd be knockin' him on his smart ass! Chuck
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"I did not have..." Depends on your definition of the word "I". I've done some stuff that are uncharacteristic of my regular self. It shouldn't be said that "I" did them. (Unfortunately, popular opinion among women within groping distance is that this was typical.) _____________________________________ Hmmmmm... All I see here is just 'hear-say'. Nothing substantial. Chuck
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Depends on your definition of the word 'lie'! Chuck
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I had that very same problem! I recieved notice of my problem from a very famous poster here. In a very good-hearted way with a lot of humor thrown-in, she got me to kick the comma habit. She made me aware of what I was doing so, I became more watchful. Maybe, I can help you!? STOP DOING THAT, DOUVA!!! Chuck
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In my younger days... night owl! Now? Mornings! Chuck
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Who's your DADDY? Chuck
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I've seen the commercial with Nancy Kwan the figure skater in her slippers. I have no idea about the music. Chuck
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I did hesitate to mention this... But adapting insecticides to get rid of a perceived pest kind of goes against the grain of modern German culture! Mike. _______________________________ Whoa! I was not aware of that. So, just how do you rid yourselves of pests... bazookas? Chuck
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How about a cat Christel? To a rodent, a cat's teeth and claws are weapons, and they are employed by the cat to commit violence against the poor rodents. _______________________________ That's why, I suggested the 'moth balls'. It's a non violent method of ridding her yard of those waskally wodents! Chuck
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_____________________________ Elk! Chuck
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That's cheatin'! I made mine! Chuck
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My ex had one like that... hers was blue! Chuck
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What about the mushrooms? Doesn't anybody care about the death of the poor mushrooms? _____________________________ I'm sure, it was quick and painless. I hope, he didn't use that rusty knife!? Chuck
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_________________________________ Moth balls! Chuck