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  1. I said 'honesty'. Seems like if, a person is honest, the other good virtues are there too. Chuck
  2. __________________________________ One of the better ones! Chuck
  3. Or this one: First On Rubbish Dump _____________________________ Love it!!! Chuck
  4. Or Ray Wiley Hubbard. He was born in Oklahoma... _____________________________________ Excellent! Chuck
  5. Found it! http://www.dorks.com/videos/Jeff-Foxworthy-Big-Deck.html __________________________________ Good job! A classic! Chuck
  6. ___________________________________ Talk about 'Deck Envy'! That's a hilarious sketch! Chuck
  7. _______________________________ Uh... yup! Chuck
  8. Uhhhh, Chuck. You need to check your eyesight if you think I'm a lady. Either that or you got some really ugly women in Texas if I pass that easily. ___________________________________ No, no! I guess, I wrote that wrong. I was referring to the lady who drove the RV... not you. It's quite obvious you are not a lady. Chuck
  9. And what about those people in Illinois who say "Youins" instead of "y'all"? What the hell do you call them? ______________________________________ Yankees! Chuck
  10. _______________________________ 'Redneck Mother'... great Jerry Jeff Walker song! Sums it all up. Chuck
  11. _______________________________ I've been in 48 of the 50 States and I've seen rednecks in every one of them. Chuck
  12. ________________________________ Easy! I drive a Didge P/U! Chuck
  13. Makes me want another Tom Cat so I can name it Steve or something. ___________________________________ Not 'Fluffie'? Chuck
  14. FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily or Found On Roadside Dead! Chuck
  15. How did you know? Well, actually I have three: 1) Stardust (1978) - must have redneck drinkin album 2) Spirit (1996) - some really good stuff 3) Legends: Willie Nelson - like a greatest hits album So pfffftttttttt ___________________________________ There ya' go! Good choices! 'Outlaws' is another good one. Chuck
  16. Easy now Hippie, you're stereotyping the redneck. I live in a condo, drive an Audi (it is a 4x4) with dual exh... nvm I'm fit your description. Carry on. __________________________________ ...and I'll bet, in your CD collection, you've got at least 1 Willie Nelson! Chuck
  17. I drove trucks for 25-yrs. Hauled swingin' meat, propane, diesel & gasoline and freight. Like the lady mentioned, who drove a big RV. I always carried one of those books that listed low bridges and over-passes. Saved my butt on many occasions. Seems like, the Chicago area, over the years, has had a history of trucks peeling the lids off their trailers. Those little books aren't all that expensive. In most cases, those kinds of wrecks were 'new' drivers. Chuck
  18. Chuck, I just can't believe the OP didn't put Texas in the list. Must be a Furriner! _________________________________ Gotta be! I'm stunned! Chuck
  19. _____________________________________ I know, that's right! Chuck
  20. _______________________________ That little town on the state line of Texas & New Mexico? (It's up in the panhandle) Chuck
  21. _________________________________ Yesssssssss... Chuck
  22. That's just wrong! Chuck
  23. Because that doesn't make for a very good country song... Its just a song. Its not like any "men" are going to think twice about cheating because of it. Actually, Carrie did another song called wasted that, in the first verse, talks about a girl just getting up and leaving a guy. ____________________________________ She just sings what the music 'big wigs' tell her to sing because they believe, it'll make them money. Chuck Or because she can't write music or the music she does write sucks big fat hairy donkey balls (similar to mine, but not so donkeyish) __________________________________________ Your song writing? Chuck I was more referring to my balls, but ya, the music kinda fits in there too. I write it cuz i like to... not cuz I'm good at it. ______________________________ Well... 'hang' in there! Chuck