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  1. masterrig

    Is This Funny?

    I've seen that on TV a few times! On the CMT channel, right? _____________________ Yup! True drama of 'Lifstyles of Red-necks'! Chuck Yeah, always good for a few laughs! I'm surprised Peanuts hasn't already been on it yet! _____________________________________ After this... he just might be! Chuck
  2. masterrig

    Is This Funny?

    I've seen that on TV a few times! On the CMT channel, right? _____________________ Yup! True drama of 'Lifstyles of Red-necks'! Chuck
  3. Yeah well i had something earlier that you aren't gonna get!! __________________________________ Sex? Chuck I was thinking cooties. ____________________________________ that, could depend on the partner at the time. Chuck
  4. Yeah well i had something earlier that you aren't gonna get!! __________________________________ Sex? She trumped my cookie. I've been defeated! ____________________________________ Sex, will damned sure trump a cookie... any time! Chuck
  5. OOpps . . lets not hurt his feelings. __________________________________ It's all about 'sensitivity'! Chuck[/reply Or a lack of... __________________________________ Yup! Chuck
  6. masterrig

    Is This Funny?

    Knowing, he's all-right, I'll say this. Sounds like fodder for 'Country Fried Videos'! Chuck
  7. OOpps . . lets not hurt his feelings. __________________________________ It's all about 'sensitivity'! Chuck
  8. We started-out talking the way you do but, we were in America! We did it... you can too. Chuck
  9. Yeah well i had something earlier that you aren't gonna get!! __________________________________ Sex? Chuck
  10. No big deal! I had macadamia cookies after my lunch... try again, hot-shot! Chuck
  11. I once told my GF she had a big beautiful ass. Of course she went ballistic and I'm like WTF? I sincerely meant big as in BIG Beautiful as opposed to a LITTLE BIT beautiful. ___________________________________ I learned a long time ago, when it comes to women... never... use the word 'big' in regard to them. Unless, you're referring to their boobs. Chuck
  12. It was pretty good stuff! Made great grilled cheese sandwhiches and mac & cheese. Chuck
  13. ______________________________ Not one bit! He'd be bellerin' like a fresh-cut bull-calf! You know what those calves are bellerin', don't you? My Baaaaaaallsss! Knowing that there are probably an awful lot of people out there who have no idea what an emasculatome is I thought I'd just throw this link out there so ya'll can get up to speed. Scroll down a bit and just imagine Lee in place of the animal in the pics, and just envision his face as masterrig walked up and pulled out this little piece of machinery. http://fiascofarm.com/goats/buck-wether-info.htm#burdizzo ________________________________ We can always learn something... even on the BF! Chuck
  14. ___________________________________ Just what we need! Chuck
  15. Chuck, I'm sure that after we use the emasculatome on him he won't think he was so funny any more. ______________________________ Not one bit! He'd be bellerin' like a fresh-cut bull-calf! You know what those calves are bellerin', don't you? My Baaaaaaallsss! Chuck
  16. __________________________________ You'd better run! Chuck
  17. Chuck, That just didn't sound right...are you sure you want to "head" him? Maybe it was a typo. _________________________________ You've never worked cattle, have you? Headin', is throwin' your rope loop over a cow's head. Heelin', is gettin' your loop around the hind legs. You city fellers... oh boy. Chuck
  18. The thought of that video makes me want to drink myself blind! But it is doable!!! ____________________________ ...or hell, I'll flank him! Chuck
  19. You're so damned poor, that's all you got... dirt! Chuck
  20. ___________________________________ Fixed it for you. Chuck
  21. ____________________________________ I'll head him... you flank him! Chuck
  22. You shoulda' saved it for the plane ride up! Chuck
  23. I wish Cho had shot Rosie O'Donnell instead... ____________________________________ I wish, that had never happened. I wish, Rosie O'Donnell never happened! Chuck
  24. I don't see a problem with NBC showing parts of that video. Rosie O'Donnell can kiss my rock-hard buns! The whackos of the world are going to do what they are going to do. I think that trying to blame T.V, movies, rap or news video is wrong. In most cases, all the signs were there but, noone paid attention. Chuck