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Everything posted by wolfriverjoe
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Do you have any idea how many DZs will be playing this now?? You may be personally responsible for the end of skydiving. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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How Many Rules Can be Broken in a Single Flight?
wolfriverjoe replied to wayneflorida's topic in The Bonfire
So much for the rationale "I don't have a pilot's certificate or a rigger's certificate. The FAA can't do anything to me". "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo -
This is as bad as Jones wanting to burn that one book! No, this is worse. I don't like a religious lunatic con-man doing something legal, but repugnant. But he is an individual. This is a law enforcement group that seems completely ignorant of Federal Law. Or simply doesn't care about privacy rights of individuals. The stuff in the "Cell Phone Tracking" thread that adresses privacy issues that have been eroded applies here too. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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New to skydiving what parachute should I buy??
wolfriverjoe replied to scubafreak's topic in Introductions and Greets
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And I have no idea who she is? If I remember right she is the one who told you she was well educated, made a great salary, is a size 8 and wouldn't touch you with a 10 ft. pole. That would be correct. BillyVance is currently using that as his sigline "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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You've got those Mod "superpowers" right? Ban Cheesy, add your name to the poll and give yourself 500 votes. Duh! "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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My limits vary. Steady are higher than gusting. Direction matters too. At my DZ southwest winds cause the worst turbulence in the landing area, east winds cause the least. I'll jump in worse conditions at this time of year than early in spring (currency). The best predictor is knowing your local weather patterns. Learn to read aviation weather reports. The pilots will help with that. The oldtimers can usually predict local weather pretty well. Talk to them. Learning some basic meteorology is a good idea. Understanding how fronts work and how high and low pressure affects weather will help you figure out what's going on. I've ridden the plane down due to weather worsening. We could see the trees moving around differently when the front came through and decided not to risk it. We probably could have landed ok (in retrospect) but I have no regrets for paying for that ride. I've also landed in conditions that were much worse than when we took off. It wasn't fun. The landing was ugly and I ended up getting dragged a bit. You have to decide your own limits based on your abilities and local conditions. Although it can be frustrating, I've always followed "When in doubt, sit it out". If I'm not reasonably sure I can handle what's happening, I will sit and watch. I would much rather sit on the ground today and maybe jump tomorrow than have to jump today and maybe sit out the next couple months. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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SIM 6.7 There's a bit more to it. Hypoxia can be really sneaky. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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Always a Marine. 83 years old and he still fights back. http://wbztv.com/local/marine.fights.teen.2.1900362.html And wins. Boy that dude is going to have a rough time in jail. Getting the shit kicked out of him by an old man "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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Gee you mean like driving in Redmond? Or Boston??? "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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Link works fine, it just needs to be switched to 480 or 720 to get sound. Blondie was well ahead of it's (yes, it's - the band is Blondie, the singer is Deborah Harry) time in a lot of ways And I love how bands that reach success always get accused of "selling out". For the most part (manufactured stuff aside) they get big because they are good and know the business. And OH MY GOD - Boney M??? I havent' heard that song in... More years than I really want to admit. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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jumping without insurance
wolfriverjoe replied to thrillstalker's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
It isn't the question of getting hurt or not. That's a risk each of take every time we go out the door. It's the question of getting hurt and running up bills that could easily run well into the six figures with no means to pay for them. Which is the medical equivalent of the "Dine and Dash". Or begging for the money to pay for it from friends and family. Either of which would mean the rest of us pay for it. High deductible catastrophic coverage isn't that expensive. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo -
What's wrong with that book? I only read the page you linked, but it makes sense to me. No controlling, no manipulating, no "trying to change them". Or worse, trying to "fix" them. Rather than treating your spouse like an underling or a child, you treat them like a partner. Unlike the link in the OP which seems to think the wife should be a slave. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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You do know that the purported "article" you attached is fake, right? http://www.snopes.com/language/document/goodwife.asp The status is "undetermined", but the thing you posted is clearly identified as fake. Edit to add: If you really want something funny, follow the link on the snopes page to the "Advice to Young Brides" "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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Why would God need anything? Because without faith he is nothing? He seems to have had a need to create the universe, and us. Or at least create the universe from which we resulted. I dunno, I can't explain all my beliefs. I won't even try to explain God. I just have a small understanding of what I choose to call God, and I try to understand and carry out his will as best I can. Which is a long way from perfectly. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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It sounds like you are agreeing with me in you typical unagreeable way. I guess we can attribute that to God's quantum nature, He can exist and not exist at the same time, it just depends if we are looking for Him. ... Or perhaps it depends on whether or not we believe in him. I've always believed that God needs us to have faith in him. That's why he provides absolutely no proof of his existence, or lack of, whatsoever (Check out the "Hitchhiker's Guide" Babel fish story). So he exists for those who believe and doesn't exist for those who don't. At the same time. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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Well, then... YOU"RE WRONG!!! And just for good measure "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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I voted (again). I love the comments on the "Jesus" pic. The girl who submitted it seems so... willing to turn the other cheek "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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Well, opinions vary. I've had my Toshiba for 2 years now and haven't had a single problem with it. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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He went back outside with the gun. He could have just waited inside. If they had forced their way in it would have been a lot more justifiable from a self-defense standpoint. 25 guys, armed or unarmed, present enough of a threat to justify use of deadly force, but by choosing to go back outside after grabbing the gun, he was escalating the situation. And please explain how most of the AKs in the US are actually AK-74s. The '74 is the small caliber (5.45x39). Most AKs are 7.62. That makes them AK-47s or AKMs. And if you want to be really specific, very few are even really AKs (of either type) They are Chinese (Type 56)or Romanian (SAR-1, the '47 SAR-2, the '74 or SAR-3, the '74 in .223)or some other country with a different designation. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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Strange. Although weird or odd would also work "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo
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Doing it by myself- question?
wolfriverjoe replied to Hiasdamoon's topic in Introductions and Greets
No, your reading comprehension doesn't suck. And low jump numbers doen't automatically mean you don't know what you are talking about (high jump numbers doesn't automatically mean someone does either). I try to keep my posts as short as possible and sometimes leave some stuff out in the interest of brevity. There is supposed to be an instructor, coach or D-license on the jump. As you qoted, there should be one "I" per student. There can be others that aren't instructors, ect. So, again, depending on what ratings/licenses the Brit couple had, you may well have been following the USPA rules just fine. And, as was pointed out, some places don't follow USPA rules. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo -
Doing it by myself- question?
wolfriverjoe replied to Hiasdamoon's topic in Introductions and Greets
Read your SIM. After AFF, when you are cleared for self supervision solo jumps, you aren't supposed to jump with anyone but an instructor, coach or instructor-approved D-license holder. So, depending on what licenses/ratings the Brit couple had, you may have been within the rules. And yes, jumping with others really helps you learn stuff like that. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo -
Doing it by myself- question?
wolfriverjoe replied to Hiasdamoon's topic in Introductions and Greets
Is it more fun to go in with people you are already friends with? Of course. Will you be "that loner" at the DZ? Only if you want to be. SkydiveJack has the sigline "In skydiving there are no strangers, only friends who haven’t met yet. " You won't be alone for long. Every time I walk onto a new DZ, I have more friends when I leave than when I arrived. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo -
Who Is The Man Behind The Ground Zero Mosque?
wolfriverjoe replied to SkyPiggie's topic in Speakers Corner
Why should their opinion matter any more than anyone else's? And there have been several that have gone on record in support of it. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo