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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    Come on! We have more class then that! I'm sure Xkeys has carpeted packing areas! Yeah, nothing like an audience to witness your "gratitude". Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    Happy Birthday, Lisa! I wish you lots of happiness and love on your special day! Hugs - Karen Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    cuz we all know the way to a man's heart is through his...uh..well, you know. Well, maybe that's acceptable if you want to be the "Dropzone Doorknob"! I prefer the Emily Post "thank you note". I doubt that'll even get you his blanket next time. I had my own blanket in my car .... and pillow! So you think the next time I see this dude I should be like, "Yeah, I sent you the thank you note saying to call me before you come down next time and I'll bring you your favorite beer or whatever, but the guys on DZ.com think you'd rather have a blowjob? What are you thoughts on that, nice guy?". I think that'll go over like lead balloon. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    Sigh... Its a sad day when newcommers to the sport lack motivation... I know. I'm such a slacker. When I signed up for AFF I had to buy a helmet. The paperwork said nothing about kneepads. Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    Well, you can only hope for a cute little Grandma and a DNR order. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    Just the 1st one. Me too. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy
    Can't you sneak down to the morgue? Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    cuz we all know the way to a man's heart is through his...uh..well, you know. Well, maybe that's acceptable if you want to be the "Dropzone Doorknob"! I prefer the Emily Post "thank you note". Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    Just the 1st one. Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    Hmmm... Something I finally find sig-worthy. But it's TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Example: Q: Yeah, how 'bout them Phillies? A: Yeah, that Chase Utley - I'd do him! Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy

    NEXT!

    LuckyMcSwervy replied to normiss's topic in The Bonfire

    I've already decided my next "gentleman friend" will be older with no kids. Does he have kids? Damn. I think so. But he probably has some skanky STDs too, I bet. Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    There's a lot of newbie guys around. And some that have been here for awhile. Why aren't they sharing? Hmmmm.... maybe they're "petite". Come on, guys. Prove us wrong! Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    Hey! We must be missing each other at the DZ. Did you go with Nathan or Laticia? Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    dammit. where the hell was I? Probably banging some chick in your trailer at the DZ. We did talk about you! Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    only for a few Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    Hugs. I went through a bitter divorce a few years ago and it sucked balls. Life gets exponentially better in time, I promise!!! With that being said, is this your FIRST divorce? Hmmmm... you know what that means!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    ??????? why would a woman need a prenup? Because there are gigolos out there who try to get a chick's money, too. Trust me! Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    Like everything else here, it all comes back to sex. Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    But they (ladies only) don't have to. That's what I'm for. You must not have gotten my memo (in tshirt form). Does this go back to the 3 straight days of banging (with no video) thread for reference? Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    I make it on a list and it has to do with being horny. First of all these type of threads should only be started on the days I have nothing to do at work which are tuesdays and thursdays. Didn't you get the memo? Probably that a satisfied woman will make you a sandwich and bring you a beer. But little did you know... I was thinking there would be more of a list... Yeah, me too. But I am glad Deedy's at the top!
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    I don't take drugs but I'm still a post whore lately. You can always occupy your time by perusing the dick pic thread. Seriously, I hope you feel better soon. When I had my wisdom teeth out in 2003 it hurt like a motherfucker for a week! Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    I have this strange curiousity to hear this story... +1
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    Where's Cocheese been to chime in on this fuckery? Is he "servicing" someone? Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm *flattered* you're so concerned with our needing "servicing" but you boys know that's why God gave us 2 hands, right? To the crowd: So we've determined that she's not really a dude? To Swervy: So what do you do with the second hand?! It has been confirmed that I'm not a dude. And the 2nd hand works the computer. Duh. Always be kinder than you feel.