jclalor

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  1. That was my point, classless cowards keep their mouth shut. The number of people that applauded during her comments demonstrate how out of touch a good number of the GOP are.
  2. While taking questions, Santorum was asked about Obama being a Muslim, illegal POTUS, and claiming Obama said the constitution was passe. What did Santorum do? for the most part, he agreed with her. McCain at least showed a little class. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eveb9Hcf4G8
  3. from the FAQ; Will I my body ache after two or three jumps a day?
  4. http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080509133556AAo7Y9h
  5. I recently spent a couple of weeks in Egypt, a pretty amazing place.
  6. Once upon a time there was a one-legged man and his loyal dog Neo Sporran. He went to Wok his dog at a chinese opium den filled with New York Giants, when out of the haze there suddenly came a glowing fart! The giant turtle that farted screamed "STOP! Hammer time!" Meanwhile, climbing aboard the space shuttle, the door gunner took his best shot, and unfortunately had an LSD flash back. He kept hearing very loud voices saying "STOP! HAmmer Time!" But they would not listen. Meanwhile, back in the den, the linebacker who held the match sat thinking about sulfur, but he realized that it wasn't the match or the turtle, it was the zebra! The zebra kept wondering why he kept seeing men in skirts and gold chained nipple clamps, singing Cher songs from the 70's. In an attempt to regain his sanity, the zebra ran to his local subway restaraunt, where he promptly ordered a foot long chicken mayo with onion, tomato, lettuce, chili, olives, peppers and honey and mustard sauce, after which he proceeded to the local morgue to pick up his laundry. When he got to the morgue, he made the horrifying discovery that his laundry had been used to dress a corpse which was sent to mythbusters for an experiment about one legged men on pogo sticks. The zebra went to the set of mythbusters and ate his sammich. The linebacker knew what he had to do. He went to the liquor store and bought a handle of 151. He set his mind on drinking until he couldn't feel feelings anymore. He was heartbroken. "That zebra has not seen the last of me. I will make him pay for farting on the plane again!" exclaimed the linebacker. So the linebacker went searching for the zebra. The first place he decided to look was at Airtwardo's house, knowing his affection towards horses. Unfortunately, he found only clydesdales. So he went to The Farm, knowing the zebra would most likely mistake the dropzone for a legitimate farm. It wasn't a farm though, it was a brothel that performed Tijuana donkey shows with midget strippers covered in glitter. All at a competitive price.
  7. The definition of a Sadist? Someone who does nice things for a masochist.
  8. This one deserves an honerable mention; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rn1OI25bH4
  9. It's nice to know we live in a country, where there are corperations that are financialy committed to incarcerating people for the weakest of offenses.
  10. 99 out of 100 people don't even know that it's possible for virtually anybody to go to a DZ and start jumping out of planes on their own, as a sport. They likely know that people do jump out of planes every now and then, but they probably feel about as distant from the idea of skydiving as they feel from going to the moon. So they're probably just very surprised to actually meet somebody doing something that's almost unreal to them. +1
  11. While ascending and descending in commercial AC, trying to guess the altitude.
  12. Camera was not an issue with that jump, but what next? that could apply to anything... what next what next? why are we skydiving... seems like your chute might not open next... what if the world ended..... Why do you have such a negative attatude, He landed safely and learned from it.... that is what really counts... If we all could take one thing away from this too would be awesome... +1 And had the willingness to share the video for all to learn by. Let's remember she got her reserve out and saved herself, the AAD fired during the deployment. The only reason we're viewing this is the uploader acknowledged and shared their incident. Bashing or bringing your own baggage will just mean fewer uploads to learn from in future. It was nice to be able to see this, but with some of the responses you can see why MOST people will not post here. It was the camera's fault, LOL.
  13. I had someone just off student status ask me what "tracking was"
  14. you do agree, on average, Republicans are less educated than Democrats? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_ideologies_in_the_United_States
  15. The score is based entirely on the number of words and syllables per sentence? What a joke. The irony of a Republican making fun of the educational level of a Democrat.
  16. ***QuoteI would like to see a discussion on the development of freedom enclaves within CONUS. That is, where do people think they can maintain their liberties and survive in view of a complete liberal/socialistic takeover.*** Idaho may be just what you're looking for.
  17. And, of course, people here on this website would never EVER single out the religous for bullying. I can't count the number of Christian children I have heard about who have taken their own lives after relentless bullying from gay kids.
  18. And yet the market is up under Obama, how could that be if he is intent on destroying it?
  19. This has now become an unending series of taxes... What is your source?
  20. Destroying capitalism? I wonder why he bailed out all those evil capitalistic banks?
  21. Fiction, based on the oft-debunked Kellerman 'study'. Are you saying more intruders are shot and killed by gun owners than suicides by gun owners? This was from the New England Journal of Medicine and you claim it's fiction?
  22. You are more likely to kill yourself than an intruder. I own a gun, but the facts are the facts. http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMp0805923
  23. Best video of the eighties; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXJgt8rLMC4