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True story from 2007 and when I saw it open, I said SOB it is backwards...... I don't think to many people on the ground noticed. Homeboy was a good sport and was laughing about it even went to the manifest tent right in from of the spectators to much dismay of the DZO.....Those Bardstown guys are I tell ya. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

I got one. (all white) you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Why do we even waste the time with the never ending supply of argumentative fools who come on here and repeat, defend, say, the same line of bullshit as the fools before them, even when some of the fools from before chime in and admit to being one of those fools and how it cost them and they learned the hard way those who told them they were over their heads were right and they found out they were in deed fools, some didn't live long enough to find that out, those who did now are wiser and don't go to the dz acting as a fool like before, except for their funny looking limp. Why give a shit, why not just let them be to do as they please and if they die, then there is one less dumbass in the world to deal with, I mean someone sold the canopy to them and some DZO someplace is letting them jump it, so who are we to try to stop them? Let them have their fun and let them deal with the out come good or bad......Anyone want in on the frap pool? Oh and hackish, your sounding mighty big for your britches and talking a lot of shit about rigging as if you "know it all already". Some good advice was given to you before....Shut up & open your eyes & ears, and take good notes and maybe in 20 years you'll understand you don't know shit! you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

I only have a few rigs at a time besides the family rigs, and those clients rigs would/should be covered by their homeowners policy, the same as if I left my rig in the loft and it burned down. I would be in the U.S. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

first rule of repair.....Smack the shit out of it! Second rule of repair......Call the repair dept. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

I give a shit about what happens to my fellow skydivers, and to my beloved sport & seen, cleaned up, help cart off broken mangled, mental veggies for life or the dead! There fixed it for ya. Most of us here have seen time and time again people who were "Special" canopy pilots who though it wouldn't happen to them....till it did, many of us won the frap pool. Hey if you don't care to hear good advice from the old wise ones, that's your deal, go ahead and do as you please, just do us a favor and land on your own property so we don't have to feel a responsibility to supply you with CPR and stop the bleeding while waiting on the meat wagon to show up to haul your ass away, I would rather stand back video something good to sell to real TV or America's stupidest people then clean another mess. Even expert's die in this sport! you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

http://www.pechorin.com/m/2004/11/16/FIX_for_Self_Diagnosis_C3122-226151.html you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Well let's see, at 5:30 est today 11-8-07 when I called for Skydive Wyoming and was passed around to a number of people, then a guy who answered the phone hung up because I wouldn't give him a zip code, when I said I was in Cheyenne Wyoming and wanted info on the DZ you advertise on the web as Skydive Wyoming. So do you always have such rude assholes take calls for you? When I called back 2 min. later after looking up a zipcode for Cheyenne Wyoming a young man who said his name was Zak took my call, while he couldn't tell me what kind of plane would be used, he did say "it would hold 10 and it was one where you walk out the back, not climb out on the wing." and the cost is 234.15 and that covered everything. While this is the first time I have called the 1-800-skyscam number, it would seem to me that you should at least be better at telling lies to the people who call and also not have such rude assholes answering the phone lines. Oh BTW nice new look for the new fake "look a like websites". www.1800skyride.com/Skydiving/Wyoming www.1800skyride.com/Skydiving/SanAntonio www.1800skyride.com/Skydiving/Iowa www.1800skyride.com/Skydiving/Wisconsin www.1800skyride.com/Skydiving/Illinois www.1800skyride.com/Skydiving/Mississppi www.1800skyride.com/Skydiving/Alabama www.1800skyride.com/Skydiving/Tennessee www.1800skyride.com/Skydiving/Georgia So even though you con men running skyscam would appear be trying to clean up your act, I'm sure to try to dodge some of the heat, you can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool the skydivers! And you Mr. Ryan B. can keep trying to post here and call all of these people liars, but WE know the truth and you sir are full of shit! you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

The funny thing is some jokers still do that shit today on round jumps and it's even more funny when you hand your rig to another jumper without knowing it was switched, till it opens...... Well ok I did notice the thunderbow style "rsl" shackel was on the right side not the left and I did tell the guy, "hey there a 50% chance your canopy is backwards" Also don't make bets with your buddys...he who lands out the most must walk back naked. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Could have fooled me, you sure look it..... Must be all the abuse from Thomston, or Scotty's cooking. Oh yea........Happy B-day you almost old fart. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Howard White before he was an old fart..... PC demo into Lakeland NJ. 1887...... you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Snufalapagus rides in the tail and uses his trunk to suck it up, happened so fast the camera can't capture it. He get's union scale pay too. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Half a pound of cronic and big fatty burning....it is harvest time after all...... you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

That suks ass. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Why not buy the FTN thats for sale and top mount both? Or a FTP and top mount both? Just because you add a still cam don't mean you have to go side mount. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

You, PC, back when dyno's still farted, in Ohio..... Do I win? you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Ever notice in threads like this it's always the people who have been in the sport less then ten years, with most of um being around only 5 or less years, say crap like this.... There is a whole bunch of those types in this thread! Just because a few of you got and are still getting lucky don't mean we need to encourge others to be fools. Many of you post all your bullshit talking smack and sound just like Mr. Nelson used too. Many of you need to go read this guy's post, he was better then the advice he was given too. http://www.dropzone.com/...um.cgi?post=1100195; you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Well yes officer Obie, I out that envelope at the bottom of that 40 foot trash pile. We had to pay 75 dollars and pick up the trash, & you can get anything you want @ Alices resturant walk right in it's around the back just a half a mile from the railroad track. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Here is one of Gwain. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Sledgehammer..... Ok, OK, you might try a mirco drill bit and "tap" it or a mirco drop of super glue on the tip of (what ever) and then pull it out. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

You know if you sit back and let it happen and not speak up you'll get passed by, the place is busy. If you have a problem that needs addressed you need to go and speak to Hans, first. If you really wanted to learn to pack you would take the time to make plans with Hans & or Popsjumper to learn & show up on a early Friday afternoon and spend the time to do it when it's not busy like Saturday & Sunday, you'll find MOST DZ's don't teach packing class during the daytime hours on the weekend due to work load, unless it's bad weather. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Hey I seen that dude, man, he walks with two limps and has a perment fat lip too, he was the S&TA @ mile hi when I was there in june. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Ditto and that applys to a number of farm animals, I mean peeps.... I met. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

No she hails from the big A. Keep a eye out around this comming turkey day, and I'll bet next summer she'll be seeking a dz job from Hans. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

Love ya! Oh yea, some of us have a built in arch....... Thanks again for all the fun.....