anthonyfellows

It's a lure for the Cougarific chicks on Cougar.com!! Thank you sweetheart! I can always count on you to come to my defense :P Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

If she's so conservative, why is she considering marriage with someone she's never seen in 3D? :) Maybe she's the one who needs to get laid (in response to whoever it was that said you need to get laid) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

I have a Rabbit ... http://www.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=159350&PartnerID=FROOGLE&BannerID=PD677 WTF?? Don't trip just because I'm cooler than you because I have a Rabbit. lol .. I mean damn, it comes with a ten year warranty. And , what do you do with this rabbit.. Anthony? It's a corkscrew dude ... You open bottles of wine with it. Allrighty then... No .. You can't borrow it! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

I have a Rabbit ... http://www.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=159350&PartnerID=FROOGLE&BannerID=PD677 WTF?? Don't trip just because I'm cooler than you because I have a Rabbit. lol .. I mean damn, it comes with a ten year warranty. And , what do you do with this rabbit.. Anthony? It's a corkscrew dude ... You open bottles of wine with it. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

Oh holy shit ... Like I tell my sister ... You shouldn't consider marriage before 30. The less time you spend with a person before you die, the less likey you are to become divorced :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

I have a Rabbit ... http://www.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=159350&PartnerID=FROOGLE&BannerID=PD677 WTF?? Don't trip just because I'm cooler than you because I have a Rabbit. lol .. I mean damn, it comes with a ten year warranty. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

I don't think you're being judgemental at all. That's a pretty fucking dumb idea. Use all of the online dating sites you want, but you're not "dating" if you've never met the person. Just wait until they meet in person. It might all blow over when that happens. Also ... he might die before they meet in person, so I wouldn't lose any sleep over this just yet. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

I have a Rabbit ... http://www.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=159350&PartnerID=FROOGLE&BannerID=PD677 Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

It's Family Man ... Isn't that the movie with Nick Cage? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

Holy shit ... I think I'd just turn off the tv. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

LOL - No. Are you sure? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

No kidding ... After the events that took place tonight ... I'm on a dating "hold" for now. There will be plenty of time for fuckery when it gets cold here this winter. Note to McSwervy: I would give you the proper citation for my usage of the word "fuckery" in this post, if only I could remember how to do it. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

Dammit .. .I almost made it. I'm only a 24 jump chump, but hoping to upgrade that to a 28 or 29 jump chump tomorrow :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

Cool .. I'm a real live skydiver now? My leg still hurts a bit from tripping over that fence while I was coming out of a corn field after my first off site landing last Saturday. Who wants to kiss it for me? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

There a test on it and there will be detention for students who fail So, this detention you speak of, will spankings be taking place? If so then count me in... Can I bring my handcuffs? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

Thank you for that image. Really. I second that! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

YUMMY! - - - - - - - Ok so what a bad date that I had tonight. Holy shit, she could barely speak english. WTF? I mean the woman has lived here for 30 of the 39 years she has been on this wonderful earth. On a positive note, the Olive Garden was awesome!!! Back to my rant ... How does one become a 911 dispatcher when their english is so horrible? I would hate to get her on the phone if I were dying. So I decided that I didn't want her to know where I live and stayed to have a glass of wine at the Olive Garden. Fuck .. I hate dating :) :) :) P.S. LuckyDoll ... If you don't marry skittles, can you marry me please? :P Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

Shit .. I better go to walmart and buy a blender. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

How many times have you posted something like this today? You post whore!!! Don't forget yesterday. It was even worse I think. He must have seen a pair of breasts like no other that caused him to slip into his current mental state. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

Ok, I wasn't going to make any posts like this but I have too. I've only been with one girl that's been more than 5 years older than me. She said the same thing too. That I couldn't handle her for this reason or that. I broke her. By her own admission, I broke her. The moral here is if you guys say you are gonna tear us up it better not turn out being the other way around.

I thought it was from Cougar.com or something like that. Damn .. Cougar.com on has 11 Cougars in my area :( :( :( Only 11??? My area shows about 250 on that website! Of course, here in Alabama, most of them probably still have less than half their teeth, and are double their high school weight. Yeah I think the search function on that website is pretty fucked up. Oh well ... I got an email from a nice cougar and we're going out for a drink tonight. Yes! Thanks for recommending cougar.com McSwervy :) Score! Did you really land a cougar??? Good for you!! Just don't forget to take your vitamins before you go because I bet she can tear your ass UP and have you begging for your Mommy!! !!! Yeah I thought that website was going to be like every one online dating site filled with fake female profiles. Hopefully it will be more like ... tear my ass up and have me begging for more. That sounds much better. Not to worry though ... I've played this game before :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

Founding member? No, I don't go out with younger guys. Ok, Skittles... you can shut it down, now!! It's Friday anyway. No school, less boredom, no reason to make posts like that.

While he's at it ... I'll take one somewhere in the range of 30-45 Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

I thought it was from Cougar.com or something like that. Damn .. Cougar.com on has 11 Cougars in my area :( :( :( Only 11??? My area shows about 250 on that website! Of course, here in Alabama, most of them probably still have less than half their teeth, and are double their high school weight. Yeah I think the search function on that website is pretty fucked up. Oh well ... I got an email from a nice cougar and we're going out for a drink tonight. Yes! Thanks for recommending cougar.com McSwervy :) Score! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

That would be what? About 45 cents? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs