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  1. anthonyfellows
    Not that kind of facial, pervert!!! That kind would violate the "keep it off my face and outta my hair or you're never getting any ever again" rule. lol .. i'd take one from a woman any day. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  2. anthonyfellows
    DZ BONFIRE!!!! Man, I love this time of year! I know!!!! The fireplaces in my neighborhood smell soooooo good!!!! Very jealous of your DZ Bonfires ... I wish we had them here :( Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  3. anthonyfellows
    QuoteOhhhh.... I want to add a few more: 7. A facialQuote Oh really? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  4. anthonyfellows
    Uhhh .. Football? My dog has an Indianapolis Colts jersey, but I'm not really a fan. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  5. anthonyfellows
    She just wants my bottle of Captain. Or my vote. Not really sure which. If I were her, I'd want both! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  6. anthonyfellows
    In response to your comment on #3 ... Maybe my tongue is longer than you think :P And #4 ... Not "THAT" cougar ... I wrote her off after the first date. She was too scary to even bring home. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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    MMMM, catholic girls!! Yeah no kidding ... You can't go wrong with a catholic woman. Even the married ones are wild! I will pray really hard for you this week! LOL .. Well it's a long story. My experience limits me to only this one married catholic woman for a few years. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  8. anthonyfellows
    I like windbreaker pants, even in the summer. I'm not a big fan of my hairy legs. Wax? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  9. anthonyfellows
    I guess I should start making my list ... 1) My fucking renter to pay his 10 day late rent. 2) Win the lottery and quit my second job. 3) Make out with Lucky. 4) Drink a moderate amount of beer and wine. 5) Make a few jumps. I'm thinking the bottom two may be my only weekend accomplishments. Edited to add ... YES .. Finish your AFF jumps! I'll be excited for you if you do! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  10. anthonyfellows
    MMMM, catholic girls!! Yeah no kidding ... You can't go wrong with a catholic woman. Even the married ones are wild! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  11. anthonyfellows
    When does your home dz close? Skydive Chicago is open until Dec 1st ... A month longer than my home dz in Indiana. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  12. anthonyfellows
    I feel so dirty now! I better get my ass to Mass Sunday morning!! LOL ... You'll be just fine. Perhaps I formed my opinion after I saw every milf porn flick in existence? :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  13. anthonyfellows
    Did you mean squirter? OMG - you watch way too much porn. Or read too much on DZ.com. I think maybe the second one. My addiction to dz.com has caused an altered state of mind :) Porn makes the soul bleed. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  14. anthonyfellows
    You are relentless. I like to call it persistence :P Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  15. anthonyfellows
    Did you mean squirter? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  16. anthonyfellows
    Don't worry about the hot guy ... I'm right here. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  17. anthonyfellows
    Pretty much every weekend minus a few since June. They'll be closing for the winter at the end of the month though. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  18. anthonyfellows
    The sound of my puppy crunching the food in her mouth. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  19. anthonyfellows
    WTF? Can you not use a credit card if you're in the United States? I tried using two and then a had a woman call me from there to say that US customers can't use Visa cards. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  20. anthonyfellows
    You keep saying that stuff people are going to think you're on the payroll! Haha ... I would like to collect my earnings in something other than us dollars please. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  21. anthonyfellows
    cuz we all know the way to a man's heart is through his...uh..well, you know. Well, maybe that's acceptable if you want to be the "Dropzone Doorknob"! I prefer the Emily Post "thank you note". I doubt that'll even get you his blanket next time. I had my own blanket in my car .... and pillow! So you think the next time I see this dude I should be like, "Yeah, I sent you the thank you note saying to call me before you come down next time and I'll bring you your favorite beer or whatever, but the guys on DZ.com think you'd rather have a blowjob? What are you thoughts on that, nice guy?". I think that'll go over like lead balloon. He probably won't mind the offer ... It has much to do with your hoTTneSS! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  22. anthonyfellows
    I'm getting frustrated ... Where does it say "private" on this page? http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/tournaments/ Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  23. anthonyfellows
    How do I get to the game? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  24. anthonyfellows
    Welcome to the sport Andrew. I also jump in Greensburg. Are you coming out this weekend? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  25. anthonyfellows
    What the hell is muffed? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs