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  1. anthonyfellows
    Dude, you are soooooo rubbing this in Skittles' face!! I think it goes more like ... Skittles wants you to rub something in his face. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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    Hmmm ... Let's see ... Friday/Saturday morning night I will be hooking up with my new friend with benefits who took me on a date to a sex toy store last weekend. Hopefully Saturday afternoon won't be too busy as I will need time to recover. Saturday evening I will be taking my milf flight attendant friend out for dinner and hopefully desert later on that evening. I will try and restrain myself from drinking too many bottles of wine with the thought in my mind that I have a very busy day on Sunday. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  3. anthonyfellows
    Why use alcohol to forget a girl? Just get another girl. Even better ... get another girl, share the tequil, and benefit from the results. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  4. anthonyfellows
    Play in the stirrups? i have heard the rolling stools can be fun... well when you have company to play with.. Rolling stools? Yeah ... What the hell are rolling stools? Hopefully he doesn't mean rolled of balls of crap. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  5. anthonyfellows
    Damn ... Started early today, huh? I had myself a nice 1.5 bottles of Sauvignon Blanc last night before bed. Very tasty. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  6. anthonyfellows
    Spank bank material!!! Who needs it in the spank bank when you have a hundred still images and a couple of hours worth of digital video? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  7. anthonyfellows
    I'm not sure why you would pay for her meal after she made the announcement. That's when you say to the waiter ... "Could you split the check please"? :) That would be the nice way to handle it. If it were me, I would make a trip to the restroom and then right out the door ... leaving the bitch at the table with the entire bill and no ride home :) :) :) There is no reason to schedule a dinner date to announce a break up, so I think you're justified in being as much of an asshole as you like. Damn I love the way I think! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  8. anthonyfellows
    Well whoever we shall say received the gift has had two more of them since the Christmas Eve Extravaganza. I must not forget the 39 year old hottie from last Friday night that I got to take me on a date to a sex toy store before we ventured back to my place for the remainder of the evening. I need to get these stories written out while the vivid details are still fresh in my mind. Expecially the story of the neighbor below. The events that led up to the Christmas Eve Fuckery are too amazing not to share with the world. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  9. anthonyfellows
    A couple more dating mistakes ... 1) Spending more than 40 dollars on a date. 2) Taking a woman out on a 4th date, if she has yet to express her sexual interest in you. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  10. anthonyfellows
    And where are you skittles? Not sure if it was this thread or another that Ms. Fuckery herself was asking you about the oldest woman that has had the pleasure of your company and you responded with something like ... 29? You are in your 20's .. correct? You have got to work on that :) A true cougar can not be in her 20's. While we are on the subject ... I beat my personal best on Christmas Eve with the lovely lady who lives in the apartment below me. As we began to wake up on Christmas morning, she says something like ... "So, How old are you"? ... I looked at her and with a big grin on my face, I said "I'm 24 dollface" ... She says "Wow, I'm a whole twenty years older than you". I'll let you guys do the math :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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    I prefer the other way around, if at all possible :) Where've you been, sweetheart????!!!!???? You jump bones and *then* pretend to listen? Chicks fall for that??? Oh you know what I've been busy doing honey :) Cougar hunting/catching has been taking up so much of my precious time lately. They don't have to fall for anything. I just seem to attract the ones who only care about the first part :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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    I prefer the other way around, if at all possible :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  13. anthonyfellows
    They are very cool, but mine was a pain in the ass because it never seemed to make it from the carpet to the area rug in my living room. The little fucker just kept turning around and heading back when it reached the rug. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  14. anthonyfellows
    That sounds very much like a bad idea :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  15. anthonyfellows
    That's awesome. I just finished my six pack of Kennebunkport Blueberry Wheat. Picked it up at Trader Joes for the first time today. Very nice .. although when I let it get just a little warm, it started to smell like horrible body odor. Time to open a bottle of wine! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  16. anthonyfellows
    Most common mistake made by men while dating ... They have no idea who Tom Leykis is. Sometimes you just gotta DTB :) (No offensive to any of the lovely women reading this post) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  17. anthonyfellows
    Nyquil, Booze, and Porn is even better. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  18. anthonyfellows
    What is it that you are comaparing this to? Happier than what? getting better than what? If you have never been married your claims are pretty much baseless Not comparing to marriage ... I'm comparing to divorce. With divorce statistics these days, we might as well be thinking very deeply about it before making the decision to get married. So ... I'm happier single than I would be if I were going through a divorce and I have more money than I would if I were going through a divorce. What keeps getting better? My life keeps getting better and right now ... there is no need to risk divorce in an attempt to gain happieness from marriage. I've never been married and obviously never been divorced, but that doesn't make my point baseless. You don't necessiarly need the experience to determine the possible consequences. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  19. anthonyfellows
    I feel the same. You're not as likey to get tired of the other person because the longer you wait, the less time you will probably have together :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  20. anthonyfellows
    Show me the benefits of marriage and I'll consider it. I'm still sticking to my rule of no marriage before 30 and no children (if any at all) before 35. Here's why I'm not married ... I'm happier and have more money than ever and it keeps getting better. Why would I want to give anyone the opportunity to take any of that away from me? Am I just selfish or does that make sense to anyone else? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  21. anthonyfellows
    Bose, Bose, Bose ... I wouldn't waste my money on anything else ... Well, other than the pair of Shure E3 ear buds that I have. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  22. anthonyfellows
    That post is worthless without a picture to put things in perspective. Dammit .. LOL .. Now why did you have to go and do that? For once, I was trying keep my mind on the straight and narrow by neglecting to respond to one of her posts in which the door is left wide open :) Why? Haha .. Good point :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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    That post is worthless without a picture to put things in perspective. Dammit .. LOL .. Now why did you have to go and do that? For once, I was trying keep my mind on the straight and narrow by neglecting to respond to one of her posts in which the door is left wide open :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  24. anthonyfellows
    No .. the more you ignore women, the more they want you. At least that's how my last several dates have gone. I usually find out enough about them to make me not want to see them again .. and then they still try to call and write for weeks after. Not having met anyone in a long while that I really want to spend my time with and the fact that I work 80 hours a week makes me very much single :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  25. anthonyfellows
    She was never all that attractive to begin with in my opinion. I never understood the obsession that most of my co-workers have/had with her. Weird. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs