skittles_of_SDC

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  1. For you I would recommend the Army. No way. The Army is for moderately bright pussies. The Marines is for dumb badasses. Like I said I'm Marine material.
  2. Hey, don't speak for all of us Justin. I always look good in photos of me in the sky.
  3. I wouldn't recommend just walking through it. I'd actually get on the plane with the instructor and do the jumps for real.
  4. Holy crap you women love men in a uniform. Maybe I should join the Marines () when I inevitably fail out of college at the end of the semester. ()
  5. I'd consider it. I have no dignity left to protect. My dignity went out the door the second I landed naked on that deck.
  6. I, on the other hand, am still holding strong. Me too! Always tryin' to help a brother out. Thanks Bolas.
  7. ::::: looking around ::::: You talkin' to me?? No he was talking to that other cougar crouching behind you.
  8. I'm very glad I didn't open that while I was at school. However I'm not glad that I opened it at all.
  9. I, on the other hand, am still holding strong.
  10. I love it. I'm gonna try it next time. I wasn't able to try anything last night cause they were sitting by the door and I didn't see them till it was time to go and I started walking out and my friend wouldn't let us go back because he had an early class today. But with a line like that and them by the door things should have worked out just fine.... Why so I can run like crazy when the line fails? no, So when the girl actually says yes there is less time for her to changer her mind... That was my next guess. "Hey, I'm a skydiver. Wanna fuc*? Follow me." That's how you'd handle that if shes at the door.
  11. It just tickled by funny bone! I've never haven't fallen for that line... yet fixed it for you.
  12. Are you telling me you've never seen the I
  13. I love it. I'm gonna try it next time. I wasn't able to try anything last night cause they were sitting by the door and I didn't see them till it was time to go and I started walking out and my friend wouldn't let us go back because he had an early class today. But with a line like that and them by the door things should have worked out just fine.... Why so I can run like crazy when the line fails?
  14. Does he wear pants like that? Skittles, don't wear pants like that, it looks so stupid! No I don't wear pants like that. This was only hours after I got out of the hospital. My belt was misplaced while I was in said hospital. I found it the next day.
  15. I love it. I'm gonna try it next time. I wasn't able to try anything last night cause they were sitting by the door and I didn't see them till it was time to go and I started walking out and my friend wouldn't let us go back because he had an early class today.
  16. How do you not see the heart? Even if you don't see it I'm surprised you have never been told what it is in the past. It's actually pretty common on this here interweb.
  17. it's even better when you are legal and can go to the bars.
  18. what would you consider the best way to approach you if you were just chilling at a table in the bar with your friend? Now for this question assume you are way out of the dudes league. Does he have any chance? Even if he doesn't what would be the best way to approach you so you don't think hes a chump? P.S Yes I'm wasted. Gimme a break. Irishman on St. Patty's day and first St. Patty's day being legal.
  19. If I called him Donny Osmond he would've thought I was joking... when actually I was serious! He's a good looking dude!! Thanks. Let's hope the girls at the bars tonight think so too. This being my first St. Patty's day being legal I plan to get annihilated. (Dont worry everybody I'm not driving) Can I safely assume you have your skydiving injury story all worked out for the ladies?? Didn't quite work out the way I would have hoped. Not just the story. All of it. Including the getting laid part.
  20. If I called him Donny Osmond he would've thought I was joking... when actually I was serious! He's a good looking dude!! Thanks. Let's hope the girls at the bars tonight think so too. This being my first St. Patty's day being legal I plan to get annihilated. (Dont worry everybody I'm not driving)
  21. Yeah that was when days were good. I have lost about 50% of my portfolios value so far.
  22. I wonder how many of the posters on here don't know that a good proportion of the people born in Ireland are in fact British and amazingly proud of that... And who have may just have a valid reason for celebrating St Patricks Day... Unlike a significant proportion of posters on this site. Really? A lot of us don't have a valid reason to celebrate? Since I'm not allowed to celebrate should I scrub my tattoo off with some steel wool while I'm at it. PS. people dont forget to close your tags. I'm glad some of you aren't programmers.
  23. Agreed. The video was cool with the streak through the sky but the jump itself is what I was referring to as epic.