skittles_of_SDC
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+1 on the Chupacabra. or maybe it was just santa claus.
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Don't worry; I'm sure the Netgear unit is fine, and it is the "Lappy" that is dying.
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I have to do a an informational speech today and I chose skydiving as my main topic. I'm thinking of making how to get licensed and a few of the disciplines you can choose once licensed the sub-topic. Any thoughts? Good idea? Dumb idea? Let's hear it.
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Craziest thing you've ever done while drinking
skittles_of_SDC replied to johnie's topic in The Bonfire
I've never really done anything that crazy, stupid, or bad while drinking. I swear. -
The one that puked in the closet or does anything stupid (usually on a constant basis).
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I just went with the ones i figured would be the most common. But thats also why i put an 'other' option. in case you don't fit in any of the listed categories.
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Pretty straight forward. I find myself to be a happy drunk. As much as I talk when I'm sober it gets worse when I'm drunk. I'm a total chatty kathy. I'm also 'that guy'.
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I was wrecked by like 8:30. Fuck that shit! I hate that wasted feeling.
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speaking of which I'm afraid of having a warrant out for me since i forgot to pay my ticket and forgot about court. even though it was only for an equipment violation (seat belt).
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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I've got a sorta personal question about your age. I was in Canada about 25 years ago. Got really fucking drunk one night and ended up having sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you could be my son? On an unrelated note. I hope to see all of you soon. I'm gonna try to make it out to the dz next weekend.
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Women. Wait, are women considered sex toys or objects?
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buy a belt clip and hang it on your pocket. I have been doing this since I've had it. I advise putting the phone facing in so the clip is on the outside and the phone is inside your pocket. that way you dont have to worry about it falling off. It has been working very well for me.
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I think you got those lines backwards? All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! Skittles At least my name came up. Your the It Was A man Oh - Sorry John, you had a typo in there - fixed it for Donnie. 'cept I'm 95% sure I know who it is and it's definitely no man. No need to be jealous, just cause it was men that chose you doesn't mean it was men that chose the rest of us.
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OMG... That's jerked off! Who would play a joke like that on Skitts?? So on top of it taking 15 pages for my name to come up, now you're saying no one could possibly wanna actually bang me and it must be a joke? Oh shit!! Now I see how it is supposed to read! Someone sent 2 entries... You AND all of the guys on the MIU thread. Skittles, I'm sorry. We all know you're a little hottie.... I wouldn't want to offend you. BTW - I;m going to Summerfest! WOOHOO! I have nothing to say to you ma'am. Good day! I said good day!
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I think you got those lines backwards? All the guys on the "men in uniform" thread! Skittles At least my name came up.
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OMG... That's jerked off! Who would play a joke like that on Skitts?? So on top of it taking 15 pages for my name to come up, now you're saying no one could possibly wanna actually bang me and it must be a joke?
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What would you do with an extra hour in the day?
skittles_of_SDC replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire
Actually our bodies recognize a 25 hour cycle, our clocks don't. A psychology professor or similar lived in a cave for a while that recieved no natural light whatsoever. after studying his results he realized the body is on a 25 hour cycle. -
Chuck E. Cheese: Where a kid can go to get drunk.
skittles_of_SDC replied to skittles_of_SDC's topic in The Bonfire
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=irony I'll stick with irony. -
Chuck E. Cheese: Where a kid can go to get drunk.
skittles_of_SDC replied to skittles_of_SDC's topic in The Bonfire
The irony is oh so delicious. A Chuck E. Cheese in my town got busted for selling alcohol to a minor, ironically in a place who's target market is minors. http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=283509&src=15 Adding: Now that I know they sell alcohol I think I've found my new weekend drinking spot. -
Has anyone ever had a quicky between loads? I always thought that would be the greatest thing ever. Make a jump, pack up, manifest for the load after next and head back to the trailer for some sexy time between jumps. Well, it is going to be a long, hot summer..... You gotta sneak it in when you can.. Seriously, no. But it is an excellcent idea. Now I just have to figure out how to get the tandem girls back to my trailer. According to a show on the Discovery Channel we are in the perfect sport. Skydiving and bungie jumping and similar sports produce dopamine in the brain which increases attraction. So basically right after they land is the time to get them in the sack because they find you more attractive than they normally would due to the dopamine levels. Once you start having sex the brain releases more dopamine so that you'll keep having sex. I love the Discovery Channel.
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What??!!! You didn't hear about that? It was big news. The subject was supposed to be all the stray dogs in his country (the dog probably would have died of starvation on the streets anyway, but thats an opinion not fact). The really odd thing is as much as everyone complained and protested no one did anything. If someone really wanted to help all they would have had to do is unchain the dog and walk out.
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Has anyone ever had a quicky between loads? I always thought that would be the greatest thing ever. Make a jump, pack up, manifest for the load after next and head back to the trailer for some sexy time between jumps.
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THAT HAD TO BE MCSWERVY +1
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Thinking about packing my own reserve.
skittles_of_SDC replied to skittles_of_SDC's topic in Gear and Rigging
I didn't know I was gonna get serious responses. I guess I'm not good at trolling. My April Fool's joke has been a bust.