Leapinglizardto

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  1. Nope - we ignorant skydivers will simply make you buy beer for your "first prem-ear jump wot e'er der hell dat iz", and again for your proper first. of course not a problem. it would be my pleasure to provide the libations for my Mentors. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  2. hi Scooby thanks for the information. nice to met you. Ex 4 way? when do i get to do those?
  3. lol hi royd thanks for the i hear under the proper pressure & temp. beer can be a faster way to save one in rescues like this. get you out of the tree pretty damn quick . or was that boobies? or both? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  4. lol it's also good for the skygods who'll be drinking it, we must take good care of our Mentors while under their Tutelage/Mentorship. I wouldn't have it any other way.
  5. it is worth newbie status instead of whuffo status hmm, really? may just haveta go for that. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  6. about a thousand feet lol It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  7. anytime you say the word 'first'.... you will be buying beer. First jump out of a different model plane, first jump on a new rig, first cutaway, first jump at a different dz, first off dz landing, first bigway, first solo, first anything you buy. Same rule for us all. - what if i substitute the term world premiere for the term 1st? does that count? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  8. oh of course porpois if you insist. too bad tho i was planning on making my 1st jump completely topless. You kno give the tandem instructor something a little more comfortable to hold onto during freefall. thank you ever so much for your concern for, geting a free nippleviewing. um i meant. my well being as far as avoiding heat stroke & sun poisioning you are a doll. that alone deserves a private message pic of the twins. huh? someday It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  9. if you dont say.... post pictures of your boobies for proof -lol whats it worth to you? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  10. non-alcyhollic beaver-ages, whatever they are. - say it isnt so thats just sacrilege. thats wrong. So far I have never had any problems, probably because we got stuff on draught. -oh so i can just show up with a keg or two. or a case or two on my tailgate? free beer always tastes best anyway doesnt it? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  11. the last time i played with myself. uh i meant checked myself a girl. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  12. Just kidding, liz However, I'm gonna have to start billing you for the time it takes me to decipher the "text speak" - oh sorry no more text speak growed up fullsize words only just for you divot.
  13. lol hi baksteen i like the way you think. that sounds good 2. taking notes lots of notes. - experienced jumpers will know your face soon enough. But bring your friends anyway - that way you can bitch among each other about the skygods calling you newbies as well as gang up on the newbies when you become kygods yourselves - yes i like that part pass the torch.
  14. hi aggie that works for me. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  15. so im a whuffo. -------------------- In Reply To Yes you are a WHUFFO. -------------------- fuckin brutal I tell ya lol the bastards It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  16. TY will do does it all have 2 B the topshelf beer? or just decent beer? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  17. Whats with the smiley face? You asked and i answered. the face is cuz i was hoping the answer or # would b somewhat lower. & yes i did & yes U did & 4 this I TY. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  18. doh. lol so i was right about the sense of humor in the sport too. i'm gonna need alot o money. some1 please get howie mandel on the phone.and slip the banker a mickey. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  19. I didn't make my first jump until 2003, I'll let you know when I get off newbie status oh no. please do so i'll be buying & flying well beyond retirement age. eh? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  20. oh ty for the redirect. so im a whuffo. 80 jumps! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  21. U got it divot. orig. lemon-lime gatorade thats my fav 2. can i get the addr from the dropzone search here? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  22. which leads us back to my other question. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  23. ty2 mic. i did that got a list of ten (listed in another post i made)but every rating is positive for each ione not much help. thats equivalent to asking every guys mom which man is the best catch. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  24. 1800 SKYRIDE um i dont think so they were on the news awhile ago for fraud i believe. newbie buy beer & wine after 1st jump. none 4 U. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak