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    well if you haven't been jumping in all that time .welcome back . and just a heads up wingsuits have gotten huge cameras have gotten tiny i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    ***Oh, I saw Patrick Swayze do that in Point Break. /quote] " see you in hell Johnny! " I was the lone solo in front of a load of tandems in the King Air that I was told was the one they used in that movie. so I just had to do it. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    Any big boys tunnel fly? I would love to get some tunnel time in to work on my sit flying. But I'm 6' 4" and 250ish. My fallrate is smoking on my belly. I have no clue what my fall rate would be in a good solid stable uprights sit anybody think the wind tunnels would not support someone my size? what is the upper limit on the wind speed in these things do they go up to 200 miles an hour? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    They sure are preaching doom and gloom for the north east. They were saying it may even close school in NYC . I didn't realize that was as rare a thing as I have been hearing . i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    I know it's a totally different show But do people in Alaska really call a chainsaw a " butter knife " just wondering i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    O.k. don't inhale pipe tobacco hey you asked i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    this past week here in Nashville there was a story on the news about the Metro Police Department had raided several massage parlors in a prostitution sting. one of the reporters was standing in front of one of the massage parlors. and sure enough in the window was it green garlin in the shape of a Christmas tree with Christmas lights. and no they were not all red lights i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    than two full weeks would not be unreasonable i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    I was definitely drunk posting on that one. I may be way late to the party but I just discovered the extra normal cartoon YouTube videos.my drunken intent was to imitate the cartoon generated monotone voices of the characters. you are stupid dumb . and you're going to die . not that I care if you die . but you will mess up our runway it's funny because it's true. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    I want to swoop. swooping looks cool. I want to be cool i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    Next time we meet I want to see if I can dock with you on my head Keith. come on down to the Fitzgerald boogie in March. and we will make it happen. I have had a number of free flyers dock on me head down over the years. I remember one jump at Bardstown Kentucky with Paul Robarts. he spent the whole dive head down transitioning between right and left hand Docks. and Pete certain and I used to do it down in Alabama all the time I have quite a bit of footage. I miss both of those guys terribly R. I. P. Bros i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    Hey my wingsuit does great in the tunnel thank you very much video please. where's my clicky i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    Ah that makes sense then. I did not realize you were coming all the way from Alaska until you posted that about the sled dog race then I looked at your profile. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    quick question for you. you had posted about bringing a rental RV to fitz are you flying into Atlanta and renting the RV and driving it down to fitz? surely you're not renting an RV in Alaska and driving all the way from Alaska to fitz are you? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    I think it would play better if you got rid of the corkscrew and substituted a ruler. Just my 2 cents i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    beaver boogie? [/cool][/cool][/cool][/cool][/cool]we need to get ken to break out the green beaver from bardstown ky. if he still has it? and.. have it in nashville. john c tune or springfield airport preferably i bet we could pull a few nashville hometown peeps. me marvin. jeff. wade. mike. 5 or 6 others easy i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    i saw a damn nice 8 point buck still with both sides of his rack on april fools day one year. all my buddies thought i was lying but it's a no shit . legit. story. he was in hard horn. not a freak. that carries his velvet antlers all year round. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    a few years back i noticed one house that had a plastic santa on the front porch. all through feb and.. it was early march when they took it down i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    driving home tonight I saw a house with the bushes and front porch still wrapped in multi colored Christmas decorations? that got me to looking I noticed another house that had the front porch wrapped in plain white lights I give him a pass on that that might be an all year around thing but then I know is the house that still had a Christmas wreath on the front door and a Christmas tree in the front window still lit I hope that was a artificial Christmas tree if not can you say fire hazard i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    as daniel tosh says. GET IT TRENDING ! People. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    I solved this problem by issuing a challenge to them. I walk up to them. introduce myself . hey man what's up? how long you been jumping? cool . me? 34 years. them. and then i ask them how slow can they sit fly? can you sit fly at 160 miles an hour I ask?. mostly they say. oh yes of course. then I tell them I can belly fly at a hundred and sixty miles an hour. Then they call bull shit on me. . I say come on up and watch. then I prove it to them. problem solved. they all want to jump with me after that. no jumpsuit t-shirt and shorts. bring it. but you have to be of certain. ahem. aerodynamic shape to pull this off right? . up top. where are my peeps? chris spence you know me and you could set a smoking no contact base for a hybrid i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    its old enough footage that it is on a tape but it is a mini DV tape. the sad fact is I'm almost that bad. I can plug the camera into the computer and get the footage into the computer my problem is getting it back out again I used to understand linear editing non linear editing.not so much i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    so did you get to do a 3 way with Supergirl and Wonder Woman i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    man I am going to have to try to figure out how to post the video. of my line over I packed myself a sure enough line over trying to rush to make the next load Videoing tandems one day. I knew better and did it anyway i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    speaking of tents chris how do I reserve the small 15 by 15 tent like i did and don't tell me Facebook I don't do Facebook i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .