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toasted bun . And as others have said a quality hot dog preferably a natural casing . and of course Italian sausages and brats as better still . spicy brown mustard and diced onions . what can I say I am a man of simple tastes i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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mayo on a hot dog sacrilege don't tell me you put mayonnaise on French fries too i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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I have a healthy respect for those mortar tubes. I have seen what happens when you load a shell upside down. It's scary as hell. Every skydiver knows it's usually a chain of mistakes that gets you. I bet these guys had got away with holding a mortar tube before. But loaded it incorrectly And that's what got them. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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I was able to find the cannon fuse but I couldn't find the plastic connectors anywhere everybody was out of stock. I substituted small pieces of twist tie. and judicious use of masking tape. I had a 10 rack of Excaliburs mortar tubes I reloaded 3 times anda 4 rack of the smaller Goliath tubes that I reloaded 4 times. plus dozens of roman candles with only two Roman candles failure to light. and 1 mortar. That the fuse bypassed I was pretty proud of my pyrotechnics skills. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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you have obviously never had a hot dog via one of the toasters that toast the bun and the spike heats hot dog and toasters bun. what is that a big kahuna dog. heaven i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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Silly skydiving injuries
keithbar replied to Joellercoaster's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I was at a boogie a few months back. and rolled my ankle pretty badly .while I was.fishing in the swoop pond. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
is anyone else going to be blowing stuff up on the 4th ? my local fireworks tent sold both pink Fast Burning and green slower burning time fuse . but this year they don't have any . Fuse or the plastic 4-way connectors .anybody have a link to a fireworks house that would have fireworks accessories? Make it a click friendly link please. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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bastards they should be skinned alive and rolled in salt and lemon juice i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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so that you? with the premature reserve deployment out the door? I bet that free bag was fun to find that rig sure looks like Eddie's pattern I remember one time he drove all the way to Florida to give a guy a deal on one of his tandem rigs. they were just that pattern. he had two vector tandem rigs that were identical. I'm going to see him tomorrow . everybody he's in Huntsville Hospital room 713 I'll ask him about that radio station canopy i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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he told me one time how many topless tandems he had taken I can't remember the exact number but I think it was something north of a hundred. he also holds the title of the first person to take a tandem out of the 727 jet at wffc i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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Hey everyone I just want to let the community know. That Fast Eddie is one sick skydiver .he has been in ICU for the past week with blood clots in his organs and massive amounts of edema .I got the encouraging news today that he's been taken off the massive doses of antibiotics and brought out to the floor . he's still in a very weakened condition and cannot accept phone calls everybody keep some positive vibes in your thoughts for him . if I get any updates between now and then I will post them. I will make sure to post the name of the hospital and his room number when he gets a little stronger. if anybody wants to post .any get well wishes to this thread .I will make sure I pass them along to him I'm going to go see him this Saturday hopefully he will be out of the hospital by then either way I'll let him know but everybody has to say keep him in your prayers y'all i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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What do you say to someone before a jump?
keithbar replied to MartinRobichaud's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
surprising nobody's posted this yet. but if I'm last solo in front of the load of tandems I always use the Patrick Swayze quote " SEE YOU IN HELL Johnny" i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
Having Trouble Staying Relative and Matching Fall Rate
keithbar replied to Xitesmai's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Don't feel bad. It's all about learning. As far as tunnel. Coach. Ass loads of jumps. Yes please all of the above i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
bump. Nashville peeps shout out can we get a carpool going in the morning i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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Accidental deployment during barrel roll in freefall?
keithbar replied to CloudyHead's topic in The Bonfire
years ago Sparta Illinois .jumping a Northern Light rig with a belly band Cordura pouch with an elastic mouth. that was a little worn my bad. deployment system. Flipped onto my back at break off. Flipped everyone the bird. Because of a 6 grand breakoff. half barrel rolled onto my belly. damn I'm glad I flipped the right direction.and risers! I tell everyone that's my one jump where I never pulled anything. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
*** so let me get this straight you think if your rig is leaning against the wall of the hangar and boom the cypress goes off you should have to sit down for a month. if you put your rig in the trunk of a car and slammed the car trunk lid and the aad goes off you should have to sit down for a month. I say this as someone who has had an aad fire and other than having it in the rig and turning in the damn thing on I did nothing to cause it i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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I'm fine with being called a dick it's not the first time and I'm sure it won't be the last. I'm not fine with her being called a hero . and I don't think her transition transformation whatever you want to call it . Is worthy of the media attention it's received .of course nobody in the Kardashian family is worthy of the media attention they have received. Imo Ymmv i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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or is everyone else also sick and tired of hearing about Bruce/ Caitlyn Jenner and his transformation into a tranny. I'm sorry but being willing to have your penis surgically removed does not a hero make. the way the media is going on and on they are ready to nominate him for a Congressional Medal of Honor. just .its not even noteworthy.much less newsworthy i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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i wish i could do enough flocks to get bored with it.
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Oh hell. No. no one wants to see that. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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tomorrow is my 54th birthday . the weather is looking great for the weekend . But I'm definitely too fat and lazy to do 54 jumps in one day. anybody got any bright ideas how I should celebrate it? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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. Got it. I always found that they were useful in even 2 stacks or planes, I suppose because back then we used a variety of canopies and wing loadings. Maybe everything is very balanced now. now that made me laugh out loud. " very balanced " crw jumpers good one Gary i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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Why do you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
keithbar replied to promise5's topic in The Bonfire
this .there is no such thing as a perfectly good airplane. they are all mechanical convenience ..they can and all will eventually have there issues i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
OLD FARTS BOOGIE 2015 this weekend
keithbar replied to richravizza's topic in Events & Places to Jump
My badI'm an old fart saw the post. And I was were the f is this? But I'm in Tennessee that would be a bit of a drive for the weekend. Sorry about the so cal thing. Prob. Like calling a Tennessee native a yankee i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .