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I never heard beer being used as lube...but once I the guy that owns the mexican place told me that avacados are a natural lubricant.... I love guach! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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queen size mattress on a lake. photo booths aren't that great either. Company events. A park during day light hours. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Well I'm a bit afraid to try any lubes...call me lame...but since that one time I was rubbing icy hot on my neck...then a few min later absentmindley touched down there....it scarred me for life. I get nightmares.... Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I've never bought lube. My yoohoo is like a slip and slide. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I hate when I get my period. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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What is your secret home remedy for a cold?
banesanura replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
I woke up with swollen throat glands AGAIN. Drinking some hot tea to soothe them...any other suggestions? Best Girl Scout Ever. -
So I'm sure well all have that guy who's running around town... Well this guy always runs around Chicago, goes to concerts with holes in his shirt and generally plays hackey but always dances. Not insulting his character, but applauding him for staying true to his own special ways. When I saw the video I laughed, because at EVERY concert he does the exact same thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-R5GQ0V-Z4&feature=player_embedded Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Send pics!!!!!!! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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What is your secret home remedy for a cold?
banesanura replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
I always have flaming hot cheetos or something very spicy (habanero salsa) to drain out the congestion. Burns so GOOD! Best Girl Scout Ever. -
Why do you not like to give oral sex to your man???
banesanura replied to ladydyver's topic in The Bonfire
I said the exorcist BJ deters all further questions! I went and tried to look for pics..but dude I get scared that movie is SCARY! Best Girl Scout Ever. -
He is! But he got out of school and didn't have the energy... Best Girl Scout Ever.
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The power of GOD compelles you! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Want to deter your man from asking for another blow job? Give him a BJ- the exorcist way. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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We downed alot of beer and wine. We also made up a recipie for shitchocolate chip cookies. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I love this website. www.fmylife.com Here are some of my own (past and present): Today I had the cable guy coming to fix our cable, being single for three years I decided to dress up and look nice "just in case" I opened the door to find the cable guy is an overweight older female. FML Today my boyfriend came in from out of town. We went to the apple store to buy him a new iphone. He touched it more than he's touched me all week. FML Today my boyfriend called me a controlling bitch. I'm a professional dominatrix. FML Best Girl Scout Ever.
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So everytime my friends and I get drunk we always try to come up with a slogan of the night. Our most recent one: CORN: Sprinkles for your poo. Lets hear some slogans!! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I saw some one write on Facebook about seeing Inglourious Basterd and I thought it was a band. I'm so out of the loop! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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If you could runaway and start a new life where would you go?
banesanura replied to banesanura's topic in The Bonfire
I'm thinking of going off some where...no plan...no destination... Where would you go? Best Girl Scout Ever. -
Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
banesanura replied to Sletzer's topic in The Bonfire
Dude I must be living in the wrong town. We don't get any action here. Best Girl Scout Ever. -
However I have a funny story about a double dom session a friend of mine did with my regular client. Session generally starts off with extensive ball busting and at the end he likes to drink golden nectar. so my girl friend couldn't pee because she was on her period, so I peed in 2 separate cups and we were going to water down one of them to differ the taste. I went to pour a bit of water, turned on the hot spout and then filled a bit of the cup. The head mistress then informs me that it takes a few minutes for the hot water to form up. After a few minutes of fumbling around i end up going back to check on the client and awaited for my friend to arrive with two cups. So she pours the cup into my clients mouth while he's bound to the table and he starts spitting it out and yelling. Turns out that she decided to throw the piss in the microwave for 2 minutes and burned the entire back of his throat along with his tongue. he hasn't requested her back for another session. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Random drunken encounter....in an alley... Best Girl Scout Ever.
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you have to specify what what the intention is... If I just want to Fuck a dude then I'd say toned and athletic is a MUST. he can be dead as a toster... as long as his stuff works... But if its beyond a physical engagement (dating) then the parameters are open. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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It's the same as asking guys hey do you like girls Thin Athletic Average Curvy Overweight? Being a former fat chick and current "curvy" girl the results are pretty funny. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I don't have a preference, while I like em muscley/toned if they suck as a person their looks don't get them any farther with me. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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No offense but my momma said I can be who ever I wanna be and I wanna be a combination of 5-9 people. Best Girl Scout Ever.