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I can poop in a bag for you and mail it? Since you ask for "a couple ounces of shit" Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

What you guys said.. I worked out pretty early what led to the chain of events... I am used to jumping a sabre2 and on this particular jump was flying the storm. I am under a 210 loaded at 1.20 ppsf Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

My score was -16 Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Yeah.. PC game.. the MW2 got me thinking.. Would be nice to get some a gamer community of jumpers... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I heard it kinda sucks? No dedicated server support and a limited number of people online. On the same thread tho, anyone play COD: World At War, or Cod4 Modern Warfare? I'd enjoy playing against some of you. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Someone should make a jet fuel scented candle. Choices would include Jet-A JP-5 JP-7. That is all. You make now return to your regularly scheduled posting. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Sure it's easy to fall, but stress management is also in play.. you cannot die in the tunnel.. (you can, but it would be pretty hard) My hardest part of AFF was remembering what the hell to do with the loud wind and shit in my pants on the way down... I try to describe skydiving like this to whuffos (for those of you who play call of duty or know what a flashbang is) I say: "it's like having the swat team throw a flashbang at you but you still have to react and make the right choice" By that I mean, sensory overload while keeping a cool head and being able to make decisions... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

The time to deal with these issues is at 2000 feet, not 100. It was not just one mistake that led to the off landing.. it was several. Those have been realized and learned from.. I decided around 700 feet that I needed to change my plan and in honesty should of had a better one.. higher.. Not checking the spot for myself before climbing out, not looking to see where I was in free fall and opening higher to account for it were among the major mistakes that led to the outcome.. I consider myself lucky that I did not break anything doing a down wind landing on a canopy I'd only flown once before... This should also be a good thread for people wanting to downsize.. I'm still under a fairly large canopy but if I had downsized rapidly then I would of had additional speed and the outcome could of been a lot uglier.. So note to those who wanna downsize for that small rig.. take into consideration one day you will land off, and one day you will land down wind... until you see how fast the ground disappears under you.. might be a wise idea to hold off on that smaller canopy.. (There IS video, but we don't need to see that now do we?) Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I've never met anyone who was able to answer the "what's it like" question... and the "is it scary?" makes me think the asker has lost all form of common sense.. of course its scary.. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Definately one of my bigger mistakes was waiting too long to abort the landing approach... I knew where I wanted to land, but did not have an exact spot picked out.. After turning with the wind and picking up speed things like "I just fucked up", and "this one is gonna hurt" were some of my first thoughts.. I made the choice early on that I would not try to stand it up.. and probably did a pretty good PLF... Nice to see from other jumpers I made the right choice though

Why not just torrent a copy of dreamweaver? Err.. I mean.. "Obtain" a copy.. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Excuse me.. are those mosquito bites or is that where ur tits are supposed to be? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

So several small mistakes led to me landing off saturday.. I ended up making a down wind landing rather than try to fly over a group of trees (I would of made it over them, but not by much) So.. was making a 180 and doing a down winder a better decision than trying to make it over a stand of trees for an into the wind landing? I feel that it was the right choice, just wondering how others felt.. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Who says it's not socially acceptable to tell someone they have big fuckin boobs? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Not blaming anyone, saying that the outcome could of been a lot diff had there been some better decision making. Nobody DESERVES to be raped, and no matter who is at fault doesn't make it right. Might wanna read the entire thing instead of just picking and choosing parts you like Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Who gives a shit what other people say you should be doing? It's your canopy, it's your ride and it's your life.. They won't be the ones flying the canopy.. so it's easy to tell someone what they should be doing.. I don't get the big hurry with downsizing.. I only did it to be able to rent demo gear from sunshine factory because the largest canopy they had was a 210 (Which I still jump) I think of it like this.. the ground comes up pretty fast already and at this stage would probably get hurt pretty bad if I fucked up a landing... so adding speed will only make that outcome uglier.. why risk it? (Of course that is MY personal view on ME downsizing, your results may differ) Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Yeah.. I'm not saying she asked for it, but I am saying that when shit happens parents try and portray their kids as can do no wrong little angels. In this case she was underage and according to the article had a lot to drink.. She had a choice, meet her father and get picked up or get drunk... Bad decision.. and it might of played out very differently Sad it happened, but it's not a "woe is me, I did nothing wrong" type story.. hang out with a bad crowd expect bad things to happen Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Leatherman (Multi tool) 9 Volt battery Steel wool Rope Any type of bag, grocery or trash.. Assuming you are in business attire then you would be wearing a tie which would do wonders for lashing stuff Warm pacific? Jungle? pretty much anything can be made... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

That is sickening, but the fact she was drinking underage suggests the victim isn't all sweet and innocent.. Cut their dicks off with some dull hedge trimmers Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

By that it appears you don't have the time, but uh.. when working at the fire dept once.. A guy I did not like had jury duty the next morning, so I stayed up all night coating his truck in water.. until it would freeze.. then added another layer.. etc etc.. Morning came and he could not get into his truck as the doors were all frozen shut. Another good one is to find someone who backs their car in and tie a box with "free kittens" written on it to their bumper / trailer hitch.. Seran wrap on the toilet bowl or urinal works well too but it has to be smooth as glass to not be seen.. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Just go jump and have fun.. the skills will come with time. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I gave up trying to answer these questions... and the ever present.. "I wouldn't do that unless the plane was crashing" The perfectly good airplanes has to be my pet peeve.. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

If I can get it done on time.. it'll be one of the chestbursters from "Alien" [/url]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oZwSBXOerBc/SLHjYVHZpQI/AAAAAAAAAF0/gQDQdXcU3Nc/s400/alien-chestburster.jpg[/url] Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Almost sounds fake... like 2 friends with mics.. The "operator" is too laid back with a smart ass demeanor. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.