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  1. Tuna-Salad
    I only wear a seat belt because I do not want to pay for the ticket. Working in the Fire Department for several years I saw a few people that were killed because they were wearing a seat belt, unfortunately that doesn't fly in court. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    scariest thought in my head? That myself and another poster might be on the same plane on the same load one day Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    Wow.. that ass has some.. Is it possible to have acne on your ass? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    I trust TK. Have flown with him more than a few times. I agree with others.... if he can get a commercial rating flying an otter.. I'm pretty sure he can handle a cessna. Not like he started out flying otters (duh) and what do most ppl fly to start? Cessna! *ding ding ding* I rest my case. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    In one of the pics during a landing at wake island I see a pineapple grenade on the ground that was dropped by a previous soldier. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    Just wondering why there is stuff for "help the victims of the earthquake in haiti", but I'm not seeing anything about chile. Kinda odd Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    So fitch didn't buy beer for his 100th jump. Does he owe? You decide... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    Am I the only one who doesn't give 2 shits about the superbowl? It's all I've heard today. Your life is pretty fuckin sad when the only form of conversation you can conjure up is about a bunch of dumbasses chasing an inflated piece of rubber. It's not that I don't like sports it's that these guys who play are usually more stupid than a box of rocks and are put on pedistals or looked upon as gods. They are accomplishing nothing for the greater good of man. More so the fact of getting paid 20 or 30 million to play a fucking game when people are losing their damn homes. Think about that for a minute.. some of you can name the entire starting line up of both teams, but most of you can't name 1 soldier who died in the war yesterday. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    *cough* noobs *cough* Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    Blockbuster is going out of business because they do not rent pornography. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    another downsizing thread? Why couldnt you just do a search for and read the other 10,000 threads on the same subject and draw your own conclusions? More importantly.. ask the instructors at your DZ, not a bunch of people you likely don't know from the internet. All kinds of poor information can be dispensed here. Personally, it's my life, I'm the one flying the canopy, I wouldnt take advice that could possibly get me killed from someone I know nothing about. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    Look at parachutist december issue page 68... Lots of duck face there...... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    Yeah.. human beings are just animals too.. our sole purpose is to reproduce.. so does that mean when someone breaks an ankle or something we are supposed to lead them into a field and execute them? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    Sort of off subject here but I was wondering something that maybe one of you could answer. I've seen people detained that were not read their rights until being notified that they were charged with a crime. If you "unknowingly" say something that is damaging to your case before rights are read... would it still hold up in court? Or does that boil down to how good of a lawyer you can afford? Obviously in the US you can buy your way out of trouble.. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    Offer but not require. As I'm sure you're aware, no matter how beneficial a change may be, it's impossible to change somebody if they really don't want to change. Yeah, yeah . . . looking in a mirror. good luck with that.. probably 1 out of 10 would take up the "offer" There is a reason they are obese Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    Do you wear hearing protection on the ride to altitude? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    I picked the dumbest fucking name I could think of... Success? you be the judge... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    Try a naked chain of death.. in which you launch a 3 way and hold on to eachothers hackey.. then when one person dumps you hang on to it and... you get the idea.. I mean seriously... what could POSSIBLY go wrong?! Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    I will admit to jumping in some pretty stupid winds... Now I realize to keep my ass on the ground when people with a lot more jumps than I do stay down. I was told early on "if you have to think about it then it probably isn't a good idea" I notice sometimes that when instructors won't jump the people that ARE jumping are the 300-400 jump people. In a way I think people need to jump in shitty winds.. because one day the winds will change on the climb to altitude and you will need that experience.. and you don't get experience by staying on the ground... There is obviously a point at which to draw the line though... Or maybe I'm trying to say.. if you only jump in calm or no wind conditions then you are sort of hurting yourself .. if you travel to another DZ that is always windy for example then you are in unfamilair conditions over and unfamiliar place.. then again.. what the hell do I know? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    *cough* Mr. Bill *cough* Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    I'm not really a skydiver.. just a whuffo with severe identity issues.. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    "No can opener.... " What you really mean is "No guy around...." Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    I plan to make this style mainstream.. just wait... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    So.. what I learned from this is.. Exhibit A: The larger the glasses the better.. no matter how dumb you look.. Exhibit B: All photos must be taken by you.. of yourself with a shitty quality camera phone while looking into a mirror before they are deemed worthy of being put online... Oh wait.. lets not forget the dumb expression too.. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    Oddly enough I haven't seen one that says "oh" - "shit" Guess that will be mine.. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.