Tuna-Salad
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In an otter the pilot can't bail without you knowing about it... Pilot would have to pass you on the way out or get diced into tiny pieces as restitution for abandoning you. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Had a chance to do the Wrong thing, and........
Tuna-Salad replied to jimmytavino's topic in The Bonfire
if you didn't want the cash.. you shouldn't of been so selfish about it and instead thought about people like me who would of taken it off your hands for little to no hassle. i get the cash, you don't carry the guilt of having something that isn't yours.. win / win for everyone. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. -
Any one of the 100's of locations I've done it at before... they weren't so overrated then, but they are now. It's only kinky the first time. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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"useing" that one really pisses me off Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Oddly I see a lot of instructor / pilot people get this one wrong. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Skydive dallas has a nice bunk room and are very nice people. That is sort of a half way point for driving across the US. Otherwise check out the DZ locator. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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I was thinking the pic was a still frame ripped off a video that someone posted earlier. It looked familiar. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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if you are THAT bored why didn't you just call me up for phone sex like last week? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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that only cures the occasional "plop".. assuming what you are throwing out is solid and not left over beer shits from the night before. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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I seemed to fall faster when trying the mantis position. Peeling the orange wasn't to practice anything.. just to see if I could do it without dropping it.. or get it done before it was time to pitch. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Boobies!! Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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punching the clown.. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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It is my duty to provide the toilets at work with the stinkiest most watery poop available. That would be my defense mechanism. After someone walks into the bathroom and catches a whiff of the stench, they will either fall over dead right there.. or think twice about entering the bathroom again for some time. That in turn gives me a chance to poop in private. It must be similar to pissing out of your ass for the desired results to be met. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Birthday was 6 months ago.. I'm the kind of tuna that was kept in a car during summer with the windows rolled up and the can open. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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So it was suggested to a friend of mine that i try and peel and orange in freefall. Anyone tried this? Thoughts? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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I would run out of available characters if I were to point out every flaw of Bolas. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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There was a robbery today at the X bank at Y & Z intersection, authorities have not yet identified or located the thief and estimates are that he may have escaped with more than $500,000. The police say the search is still ongoing and urges anyone with information to call. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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woot! only 6 months late!! Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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nobody said happy birthday to me when it was mine... what do i gotta do to get special treatment.. aside from post whoring of course Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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I have seen this "couch freaks" thing many times. What is it? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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That sauce pissed me off! Has anger management issues Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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So that means you bought beer twice? Once for the A and the other for your first on target landing? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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spends too much time on his back hitting the sauce Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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are you kidding me? If I can't be chuck norris.. I'll be uh... Um.. William Shatner Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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I dunno what kind it is.. but uh.. in the summer / spring time ppl cut their grass and is a sweet smell in the air.. sort of.. Whatever kind of grass that is .. I want some Don't throw away your cash on schwag... buy some dro Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.